🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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just a random thought but how does al even go out to eat? like seeing her in her entirety putting those mason jars in the fridge really brought this to mind that like...where does she sit? she can’t sit on a regular chair and how the hell would she squeeze into a booth? soon enough they’ll just have to order the food and bring it back home which means the only thing big al truly loves and looks forward to (going out to eat) will be ripped from her....then what?
She explains it here, and talks about how she judged tf out of another fat chick.
 
Does anyone have (or remember) that video of hers from around December 2017 when she had an impromptu rant/conversation with Eric about YouTube? I can't find it anymore so I'm sure she deleted it and Eric deletes his old ones all the time.
 
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She definitely doesn't read KF you guiiize, there's no reason she's gone to the movies for two consecutive days, definitely not because haydurz have been calling out her shitty, selfish behaviour towards her own girlfriend in regards to not ever doing any of the things that she would like to do.
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Weight. Loss. Goals. GORL.
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Majestic.
At least we know what the picture they will use at her funeral will be. Just hope Becky has enough money for a piano crate.
 
I wonder what the purpose is behind the sudden purge. In any case, it's time to start keeping backups of her uploads. Does anyone currently download or archive her content? If someone is already doing it, that's awesome, otherwise I'd be happy to start.

Might be worth creating a dedicated "Amberlynn Content Graveyard" thread or something to keep track, and so that people can look back on deleted stuff.
 
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I wonder what the purpose is behind the sudden purge. In any case, it's time to start keeping backups of her uploads. Does anyone currently download or archive her content? If someone is already doing it, that's awesome, otherwise I'd be happy to start.

Might be worth creating a dedicated "Amberlynn Content Graveyard" thread or something to keep track, and so that people can look back on deleted stuff.
I have a copy of the video, I tried to edit the OP of the thread with an upload of the video but the file is too big at 109mb.

I'm currently downloading her entire youtube (Live) catalog on crappy internet, it'll take a little while. Can't say where I'm at with downloading right now in case key ones start getting deleted.
I have a couple of the ones she deleted from when I wanted to edit them down and I know a certain someone has the others she deleted already.

Here's "RANTING" Can't embed archive.org and I think she'd pull them off youtube if I reuploaded.
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/24/items/RANTING/RANTING.mp4

A for effort, Amber.
 
There has to be a job for Amber.

I've seen a morbidly obese woman working at Wal-Mart. She sat on on of the mobility scooters and was a greeter.

She's a little too big to fit in the cab of a semi truck and can't drive, but sitting for hours a day and living off gas station snacks and fast food seems right up her alley.
 
I agree - I mean, what job can she actually get. If we are being completely serious what job could a 500 pound woman with no degrees hold down. I'm still in the camp that if she REALLY wanted to improve her situation she should buckle down to going to school. But it's whatever. She's not going to lose the weight, or go to school, and I highly doubt she can hold down any job. She literally can't quit youtube even if she wanted too. Maybe she should just drop the weight loss thing and actually become some kind of weird feeder admiration. Those girls make major bucks. Because this gimmick of fat girl losing weight is getting kind of old.
When all the haters finally learn how to install adblocker and she stops earning money from her iphone recordings she'll have to resort to something. She once said that people have offered her money to eat for them on webcam, so I have a sinking suspicion that she'd take the fetish route if/when YT tanked for her. She has literally zero other options, since her only other talents are writing at a 9th grade level and doodling.
 
I'm currently downloading her entire youtube (Live) catalog on crappy internet, it'll take a little while. Can't say where I'm at with downloading right now in case key ones start getting deleted.
I have a couple of the ones she deleted from when I wanted to edit them down and I know a certain someone has the others she deleted already.

Here's "RANTING" Can't embed archive.org and I think she'd pull them off youtube if I reuploaded.
https://ia601505.us.archive.org/24/items/RANTING/RANTING.mp4

A for effort, Amber.

I think our dear gorl uploads them to dailymotion. And as BrokenPussy mentioned on this board somewhere, another lolcow (Marissa from Beauty Parlor) that kept uploading/purging had her stuff uploaded to PornHub by Smutley. The reaction in itself was content, but I could understand the hesitancy in taking that route.
 
There has to be a job for Amber.

I've seen a morbidly obese woman working at Wal-Mart. She sat on on of the mobility scooters and was a greeter.

She's a little too big to fit in the cab of a semi truck and can't drive, but sitting for hours a day and living off gas station snacks and fast food seems right up her alley.
She would literally never do any job, but especially those. She's a narcissist who feels fully above resorting to such things, especially at her current weight. She would undoubtably go on disability once she becomes unable to walk. Collecting benefits would literally be her only option at this point. She couldn't even keep an office job because sitting in an office chair for 8 hours a day "hurt too much".
 
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Now she's gonna think all her "haydurs" hate themselves.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cVq56YApUZw
I got recommended this video last night, and thought it was pretty interesting and VERY RELEVANT to AL. She talks about what life is like at 450 pounds:
  • Cleaning the house was a struggle. Couldn’t sweep because she couldn’t bend over.
  • Used to use a grabber to do laundry so she could get all the clothes out of the washing machine. Her belly size prevented her from leaning over into the drum.
  • Getting dressed was hard. Couldn’t get her pants over her belly, even stretch pants would get caught under her stomach.
  • Sleeping was painful. Would destroy $2000 mattresses within a month because her body weight crushed the springs. She couldn’t sleep on her back, and her legs would go numb from her weight being on her bottom hip. Her back would go out often to the point of immobility.
  • “Hygeine was the most devastating to me, mentally and physically.” She could only reach enough to wash 85% of her body without help.
  • The “worst thing” was having a shower (and needing help) while on her period.
  • She couldn’t get down to sit on the floor, and when she had to cook for long periods of time, she would sit on a chair in the kitchen.
  • Her biggest concern when going out was whether or not she’d fit wherever she was going. She couldn’t fit in booths or high top seating.
  • She stopped riding in the front seat of her family car when her belly spilled over the center console and switched the gearshift into neutral.
  • Everyone stared at her when she went out. “You get a lot of stares. When you can’t walk right, when you can’t fit places, when you’re trying to squeeze. When you’re (panting) or when you’re pouring sweat.”
  • She was hot and sweaty all the time.
  • “When I go to eat, I go to eat for pleasure. I don’t go out to eat at a restaurant for sustenance.”
  • Couldn’t fit into most bathroom stalls or private home bathrooms.
  • Wiping was “a challenge.”
  • She couldn’t walk around in public long enough to shop. Her feet would ache and hurt to the point she would stand on one at a time to relieve her bones of the pressure.
  • “If you come over, we’re most likely going to watch a movie, play a board game, and eat.” Nobody ever wanted to come over.
  • She thought of food constantly. She would eat, and while eating, talk about and think about what meal she was going to eat next.
  • “The fat that I’ve got on my body is here because of pain, from years and years of abuse and neglect. Food was always there for me. Food was always a friend, food could make me feel good, food could make me smile.”
I think it's safe to say our gorl is afflicted with most of the realities above.

I know I'm a little :late: but this woman is such a breath of fresh air after watching AL. This is what someone who genuinely wants to help people with their weight stuggles through YouTube looks like.

Just for comparison, to further dispel this idea that we all hate Amber because she's fat, let's compare.
  • Tiffany is a morbidly obese YouTuber who runs a weight-loss channel, just like AL. However, Tiffany has actually lost (and kept off) 100lbs. Way to go Tiffany!
  • Tiffany talks about how it feels to be so obese and how difficult it was/is for her, just like AL. However, Tiffany accepts that it was her own issues causing her obesity and is actively taking the necessary steps to correct it.
  • Tiffany was unable to properly wash herself, just like AL. But Tiffany didn't lie to her viewers about her capabilities and she asked for help to get the job done.
  • Tiffany asks for subscribers and viewers to interact with her, just like AL. But Tiffany wants to encourage/support/listen to viewers who were once in her position, instead of trying to get asspats for her success while not caring about her viewers at all.
 
A Naruto t-shirt mind you, so all is forgiven. Most people will be blown away how fucking cool that shirt is and will totally overlook his clownish tie-dye bowtie.
 
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