🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She definitely doesn't read KF you guiiize, there's no reason she's gone to the movies for two consecutive days, definitely not because haydurz have been calling out her shitty, selfish behaviour towards her own girlfriend in regards to not ever doing any of the things that she would like to do.
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Weight. Loss. Goals. GORL.
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Majestic.
Her entire life ,her entire reason for existence on this planet can be summerized by that 3rd picture alone . Damn ,just imagine that
 
To her credit, it's a miracle she's as mobile as she is now. Obviously she plays it up for the camera and doesn't show a lot of the harsher realities of her size, but she can, in fact, waddle short distances. She's at high risk of losing that mobility, though. At her short stature (5'3" if I recall correctly?), 500 is more like 600-700 on a woman of average height. 700 would be insane. No chance she would be mobile at that weight.

Personally, I don't think she'll get there. Our gorl is a few months away from going on the homeless diet once Becky dumps her and the boys force her out of the house. :optimistic:
 
So like I decided to look back at old AL discussion to catch-up on who she is and all. I found this /snow/ thread on her and its from a year ago. Read this thread and it sounds like discussion that could just happen today.

http://archive.is/G836n

Some highlights that read like today
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I was wondering since Becky smokes weed, maybe she got Hamber to try it and liked it. So she most likely gets the munchies and that's how she ballooned so damn big lately dating Becky. When she was with Destiny she gained weight but it wasn't 200+ pounds like it is now...
she doesn't even show ALL of the food she stuffs down her throat, she only tells us a third of what she actually eats.
 
I was wondering since Becky smokes weed, maybe she got Hamber to try it and liked it. So she most likely gets the munchies and that's how she ballooned so damn big lately dating Becky. When she was with Destiny she gained weight but it wasn't 200+ pounds like it is now...
she doesn't even show ALL of the food she stuffs down her throat, she only tells us a third of what she actually eats.
I feel like with Destiny they did not go out to eat as much, but maybe they did idk. Seems like her and Becky go out daily, sometimes multiple times too.
 
when you're that fat I have to imagine she's scared of losing the weight because it's all she knows, like the disquieting comfort that goes with depression.

If hitting 500 isn't her wake-up call, then what would be?
 
I feel like with Destiny they did not go out to eat as much, but maybe they did idk. Seems like her and Becky go out daily, sometimes multiple times too.

When she was with Destiny they had jobs for a good portion of the relationship. Although there were many trips to restaurants after work. It was usually at 1am at Waffle House or Dennys.

Also when she was a PCA worker in Florida she worked in the kitchen a lot so I'm guessing a lot of food "fell off the truck" or something at that point...


ETA: yes, Amber lied about working full time in Florida, she worked part time or possibly less. Amber "volunteered" there in order to keep tabs on Destiny. Just to clarify. She also filmed quite a bit at the nursing home, one time in the kitchen, another time at the nurse's station in order to "prove" to Aunt Tammy she wasn't allowed to bring her own food to work and another time when you can clearly hear her break a couch she plopped down on too hard.
 
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when you're that fat I have to imagine she's scared of losing the weight because it's all she knows, like the disquieting comfort that goes with depression.

If hitting 500 isn't her wake-up call, then what would be?
That, and she will have to own up to the fact she has to go out and be productive.
 
Amber later admitted she didn't work there. She only volunteered there to spend time with(keep an eye on) Destiny.
I'm pretty sure she admitted she only worked there part time after pretending to have a full time job for her subscribers. She did actually work there, just for 15-20 hours a week as opposed to 40 hours a week. Unless she's fessed up to not working there at all in the last couple of months and I just didn't see it.
 
Amber later admitted she didn't work there. She only volunteered there to spend time with(keep an eye on) Destiny.
Kind of. She lied about being a full time PCA worker - she was only part-time, and the other times she volunteered there, and made Destiny volunteer when she was working.

Ninja'd!

Damn. Then she truly kept the lie up cause I remember in one video her going on about "Oh Destiny has her uniform but im just waiting for mines, even though its been a couple of months".
They probably just didn't have a 5x-6x uniform for her.
 
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No need to worry about half the Avengers getting killed off in Infinity War, we have a true hero now... Super Necky


Ah shit some of us haven't seen that movie yet. TBH not sure what kinda superhero this thumb would make. She can't even walk 4000 steps in a day.
 
Lets face it, if AL didn't have youtube what would really be her chances of obtaining employment as a 500lbs woman? She can't sustain an office job as she's proven to us, and most people aren't likely to hire her if she would be "the first person a customer would see" anyway. She can't do anything physically demanding which would limit her form jobs like Walmart. She's not intelligent enough to do tech support or other work from home. She was lucky for the handful of job's she's had in the past but broke her ties there as well.

Gotta love how she swore back and forth that her call center job was do-able for her and the only reason she quit was because she "missed being around her animals" and that "they were neglected". This coming from a person who drove 2 hours one to purchase makeup she could have bought online. The person that is constantly in the car getting food/going to movies/going to walmart. The hours she spends at home are spent in bed sleeping. On the off chances that she DOES get up and move around, she doesn't even take her dog for a walk. Just kicks her out the back door to crap on the lawn. To be fair Eric and Ricky are home a lot and they probably interact with the animals more than AL.

She is a class A moocher. She mooched off the government, ex's parents, ex's, and now her youtube audience with clickbait titles and empty promises. She goes on a rant about how her channel is kin to a television show and yet she puts the literal minimal effort into it possible. This is why people have such issue with her claiming its her job. Its not, picking up your cell phone and filming your girlfriend's yellow teeth and what you cooked for your 15th meal for the day is not the least bit taxing. She claims that its "a lot of work" to open up. Its not. She hasn't opened up about anything, she just doesn't hide how lazy she is anymore. She doesn't even edit her videos, how many times does she say in a video "I'm going to edit that out" and anything actually gets edited? Never. Hell, I would have more respect for her if she skipped a couple meals out a month and purchased herself a decent computer/camera and upped the quality of her vlogs.

Ah shit some of us haven't seen that movie yet. TBH not sure what kinda superhero this thumb would make. She can't even walk 4000 steps in a day.
Everyone dies. Including Bat Man.
 
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