🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[foodiebloobie]

I don't think she really understands the magnitude of all these issues in her life. Compounded with the excuses and the self victimization of her reality, I wouldn't be surprised if she just dropped dead one of these days. She will never lose the weight and she will just keep making excuses and repeating behavior until she is 600+ lbs (if she makes it that long)

 

[foodbeautypastashrimps]

I don't think she really understands the magnitude of all these issues in her life. Compounded with the excuses and the self victimization of her reality, I wouldn't be surprised if she just dropped dead one of these days. She will never lose the weight and she will just keep making excuses and repeating behavior until she is 600+ lbs (if she makes it that long)

I have a hard time wrapping my mind around her weight. And being able to exist like that. I am a 180 pound five foot nine man - and it just blows my mind that she walks around with two of me and a 70 pound backpack on top of that hanging from her body Like - she really carries around that much weight. It’s insane. I can’t even imagine what a nightmare it would be to live in her body. Having to carry that much weight. And theoretically eating enough calories daily to feed two of me. It’s madness. The whole thing is madness. Her body must be breaking down so fast.

 

[Long time lurker]

I can’t even imagine what a nightmare it would be to live in her body. Having to carry that much weight.

You have to remember that Amber didn't just wake up one day with all the extra weight on. She's been obese her entire life (there are photos of her on one of her FB pages of when she was around 11 and she was already very, very obese).

She can't relate to what you're saying because she's never been close to your weight. She probably thinks that everybody cleans themselves the way she does and that heat rashes are just a fact of life. She doesn't know any different.

 

[the hugga bunch]

When you really think about it, her body truly is very strong. She can still walk and hold her weight up, which is miraculous. Most people start having issues and need walkers around 400lbs. Just imagine if she actually stopped playing the victim, sought out help with all the trauma she actually suffered as a child (as opposed to the fake trauma she's created later in life as an excuse for her actions), and put all that physical strength that she has sitting there untapped into getting her life together. It's never going to happen when she has Necky, or whoever the next butch GF caretaker will be, enabling her by driving her 500lbs ass to Walmart to buy binge food.

 

[UrFavePoet]

I just saw her new video and the bitch had a lint roller after we had been commenting on it.

TELL ME AGAIN YOU DON’T READ THIS, AMBER.

 

[carolburnett]

TBH, I don't think they do. I know many people here think Amber is a fake-lesbian. I think she's asexual.

I thought she could be sexual but she like can't because lol fat. And not just because it would physically tucker her out, libido fucking tanks due to obesity. Not to mention her overwhelming body insecurity. But also she had talked about and acted like she enjoyed sex with Destiny and Destiny is so hyper chad lesbian I think they probably did stuff. I can't imagine Destiny hanging around as long as she did if they didn't. I think Amber just doesn't have much interest in Becky plus the added weight is really putting a damper on things.

Edit: I also don't buy the fake lesbian thing. Amber would just claim bisexuality to open up as many caretaker options as possible if that was the bit. Gorl wants gorlfriends.

 

[497]

I thought she could be sexual but she like can't because lol fat. And not just because it would physically tucker her out, libido fucking tanks due to obesity. Not to mention her overwhelming body insecurity. But also she had talked about and acted like she enjoyed sex with Destiny and Destiny is so hyper chad lesbian I think they probably did stuff. I can't imagine Destiny hanging around as long as she did if they didn't. I think Amber just doesn't have much interest in Becky plus the added weight is really putting a damper on things.

Edit: I also don't buy the fake lesbian thing. Amber would just claim bisexuality to open up as many caretaker options as possible if that was the bit. Gorl wants gorlfriends.

Maybe... but I think with a boyfriend at her weight it would be some type of fetish. In a hetero relationship she would have to be more sexual. Maybe even be fed in bed or something. Unless I guess the man was also 400-600lbs and not sexual.

 

[freebecky]

I just realized AL is too big for gastric surgery... https://www.realself.com/question/obese-gastric-bypass-surgery

Edit: Yes, there is Dr. Now, but he is one of the few surgeons who will operate on the super obese due to post-operative complications. Her BMI is >80. At least there is no weight limit for therapy.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I just realized AL is too big for gastric surgery... https://www.realself.com/question/obese-gastric-bypass-surgery

There is a whole show about people her size having gastric procedures.

ETA: To clarify - most surgeons either cannot or prefer not to operate on someone of her size (or larger) due to the risks associated with her weight. There are surgeons out there that will still do it, but your options significantly decrease the fatter you are.

Her issue isn't the surgery (which she wouldn't have anyway because she's a big baby). Even someone like Dr. Now would not operate on her without referring her to a therapist and a nutritionist. She knows everything and thinks she's healthy so she won't go.

 

[the hugga bunch]

I've always gotten the vibes that AL has a phobia about men, probably stemming from past trauma that has gone untreated for 20+ years. When she talks about being a lesbian the only thing she'll say to explain away not wanting a man is that "their penises freak her out". Not that she loooooves women, or various parts of women. She has absolutely no enthusiasm from women besides them being a safe comfort zone for her.

 

[carolburnett]

She has absolutely no enthusiasm from women

Nah she and Destiny were a super gross affectionate couple. I think we forget cause she is so lame with Becks but she was very enthusiastic about that very special sped.

She very well could have had some sort of past abuse or phobia of men, but it doesn't make her any less lesbian.

 

[Long time lurker]

But also she had talked about and acted like she enjoyed sex with Destiny and Destiny is so hyper chad lesbian I think they probably did stuff. I can't imagine Destiny hanging around as long as she did if they didn't.

I didn't follow her that closely until around the time she and Destiny broke up, but the little I saw was, IMO, demeaning (but not necessarily sexual) towards Destiny. One image that comes to mind is of Destiny bent over, with her ass toward the camera and Amber emulating sticking her finger up Destiny's ass.

Maybe she did have a libido back then, and it's possible she had some sexual chemistry with Destiny, but it didn't come across that way to me. Maybe she faked it with Destiny, and allowed Destiny to fuck her once in a blue moon - as a reward for Destiny being a "good boy".

Obviously, this is all speculation on my part - based on what little I saw. We might never get to learn the truth, and tbh I don't think I want to know.

 

[UrFavePoet]

Towards the beginning if the golden Era of Desterlynn, Destiny often joked about sex with Amber. I recall her mentioning making AL cum really loudly once, and another time joking about her cumming on Destiny’s face.

Gross, I know, but I’m pretty sure AL let Destiny crawl on her once in a while to keep Destiny interested.

 

[angelicbitch]

I miss that exceptional child

Amber fell hard for Destiny. They made out on camera 24/7, made jokes about fucking and cumming (mainly Destiny getting Amber to cum), talked about how their first time "making love" went, and Amber admitted that she didn't "need no sex toys" cause she thought that meant that you were bad in bed.

 

[RarityGORL]

I miss that exceptional child

Amber fell hard for Destiny. They made out on camera 24/7, made jokes about fucking and cumming (mainly Destiny getting Amber to cum), talked about how their first time "making love" went, and Amber admitted that she didn't "need no sex toys" cause she thought that meant that you were bad in bed.

It was horrifying. Amber was covered in hickies. *cringe

 

[89elbees]

I miss that exceptional child

Amber fell hard for Destiny. They made out on camera 24/7, made jokes about fucking and cumming (mainly Destiny getting Amber to cum), talked about how their first time "making love" went, and Amber admitted that she didn't "need no sex toys" cause she thought that meant that you were bad in bed.

They were perfect for each other. I can't think of 2 sets of DNA with a more urgent need to be removed from the gene pool, shallow as it may be in Kentucky.

 

[Recent Lurker]

Are her manipulation skills strong or does she just choose stupid, weak people? Because it's honestly really, really easy to see/understand what she's doing. Don't really understand why everyone thinks she this master manipulator. Sure, she's got some skills, but she's also really fucking dumb. Amber isn't that devious. She tries to be but lacks the mental capacity to be a master con-artist.

When you think about it though, a lot of people (myself included) fell for her act at the beginning. So I would say she has decent skills at it. At the end either the person being manipulated wakes up and smells the coffee or they CHOOSE to overlook it (i.e ambabies)

 

[allergictoscrambledeggs]

I just realized how fucking butthurt all the people in this thread get HAHAHA. Either youre here to kiss ass and feel apart of a dumb group or because being a better person than AL makes you feel like you have some type of power in a measly thread about her. You all need to seriously be knocked down a peg and chill the fuck out. Amberlynn knows about the people trying to get this site taken down and I'll bet this wont last another year. Rate me autistic (which isn’t even fucking funny), dumb, powerlevel blah blah blah I know how it goes and I dont care. Ban me for fucks sake because I'm laughing at all the fucktards who think your dumbass rules mean shit. People can post whatever they want, whenever they want and your flawed system wont change shit. I thought the point of this was to talk shit about the 500 pound wallabeast wheezing and waddling her way to an early grave but instead “u gizee” just shit on each other. Oh, and if you think karma wont come to bite you all in the ass youre very wrong. Thanks for the laughs idiots AHAHAHA!!

Bye bitch

 

[W00K #17]

I just realized how fucking butthurt all the people in this thread get HAHAHA. Either youre here to kiss ass and feel apart of a dumb group or because being a better person than AL makes you feel like you have some type of power in a measly thread about her. You all need to seriously be knocked down a peg and chill the fuck out. Amberlynn knows about the people trying to get this site taken down and I'll bet this wont last another year. Rate me autistic (which isn’t even fucking funny), dumb, powerlevel blah blah blah I know how it goes and I dont care. Ban me for fucks sake because I'm laughing at all the fucktards who think your dumbass rules mean shit. People can post whatever they want, whenever they want and your flawed system wont change shit. I thought the point of this was to talk shit about the 500 pound wallabeast wheezing and waddling her way to an early grave but instead “u gizee” just shit on each other. Oh, and if you think karma wont come to bite you all in the ass youre very wrong. Thanks for the laughs idiots AHAHAHA!!

lol calm down

 

[UrFavePoet]

I just realized how fucking butthurt all the people in this thread get HAHAHA. Either youre here to kiss ass and feel apart of a dumb group or because being a better person than AL makes you feel like you have some type of power in a measly thread about her. You all need to seriously be knocked down a peg and chill the fuck out. Amberlynn knows about the people trying to get this site taken down and I'll bet this wont last another year. Rate me autistic (which isn’t even fucking funny), dumb, powerlevel blah blah blah I know how it goes and I dont care. Ban me for fucks sake because I'm laughing at all the fucktards who think your dumbass rules mean shit. People can post whatever they want, whenever they want and your flawed system wont change shit. I thought the point of this was to talk shit about the 500 pound wallabeast wheezing and waddling her way to an early grave but instead “u gizee” just shit on each other. Oh, and if you think karma wont come to bite you all in the ass youre very wrong. Thanks for the laughs idiots AHAHAHA!!

oooh, somebody is in their feelings tonight.