🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

4 warning points and threadbanned for 3 days for rating spam, posting offtopic and double posting and saying they have no shame in doing so.

After cleaning up the autistic dumpster fire known as the DSP sub, neger makes the mistake of venturing into the Amberlynn wasteland...

I know it's a joke that's been made multiple times, it she really does look like a weeble.

The only difference is that Weebles don't fall down, and if Amberlynn falls down she'll never get back up.

 

[Xenomorph]

I would love to be a fly on the wall to see how much she is binging tonight. I think Destiny moving Dana to Florida has finally cemented the fact she's not coming back and has officially moved on. Part of me feels like she got with Becky to compete with Destiny. She wanted Destiny to know she too, can find someone and move in with them just as fast. (like she really needs to prove that with her track record).
I think also all the ring posting is hitting her hard, she is giving up offically (we all know she was but she's the last one to find out these things).

 

[AL's Hot Cheetos]

its ok I changed mine haha sorry for that

No worries, I'm sorry I didn't see this sooner so I could change mine! Haven't been on the farms in a few days haha

On a separate note, I'm watching the new video now and wow...I mean, we all knew 500elbees was coming, but I'm surprised she's even pretending to be upset/care about her weight even though she admits that she doesn't care. It's all downhill from here for her

 

[DaintyHole]

How long do you guys think it'll be before Becky dumps her and she becomes bedbound?

 

[89elbees]

Please clean up your posts, thanks.


On another note, I would love to be a fly on the wall to see how much she is binging tonight. I think Destiny moving Dana to Florida has finally cemented the fact she's not coming back and has officially moved on. Part of me feels like she got with Becky to compete with Destiny. She wanted Destiny to know she too, can find someone and move in with them just as fast. (like she really needs to prove that with her track record).
I think also all the ring posting is hitting her hard, she is giving up offically (we all know she was but she's the last one to find out these things).

The fact that Destiny is considered a prize to be fought for and Dana is a bonafide upgrade from anyone's previous ex makes me sad for the state of modern society.

 

[Recent Lurker]

Ambabies HAVE to be feeders right? Im not the only one who feels this way?

 

[666EVE666]

Ambabies HAVE to be feeders right? Im not the only one who feels this way?

Either feeders or people in a similar situation to her

 

[foodbeautypastashrimps]

It cracks me up that she has a giant white board that literally shows her weight climbing up and up while on her weight-loss "journey". Like - she literally has no shame and is writing her weight bold for everybody to see in the house. I wonder if eric and ricky look at that board and use it for motivation on their weight-loss kick. We all knew this day would come but to me it's.... weirdly anti-climatic. idk. I was pretty apathetic watching it. And she was extremely apathetic posting about it. Ah, well lads. Cheers. Let's get on our way to 600 on this weight loss journey.

 

[angelicbitch]

Wow, there's been a sudden influx of new people (accounts created today or this week/month) participating in this thread. Hoping this doesn't turn into another shit-show
Welcome to the Farms otherwise.

Anyway,

The fact that Destiny is considered a prize to be fought for and Dana is a bonafide upgrade from anyone's previous ex makes me sad for the state of modern society.

Kentucky's gene pool must be shallow

 

[RetainingWater]

Wow, there's been a sudden influx of new people (accounts created today or this week/month) participating in this thread. Hoping this doesn't turn into another shit-show
Welcome to the Farms otherwise.

Anyway,

Kentucky's gene pool must be shallow

In all fairness the most recent shit show was blown way out of proportion. Can we talk about how AL said shes not drinking water then followed up with shes retaining a lot of water? What in the world.

 

[angelicbitch]

In all fairness the most recent shit show was blown way out of proportion.

All the ones so far have been pretty autistic, so not really.
You're new, so here are the 3 Do Nots: Don't be :autism:, Don't :powerlevel:, and Don't double post. You'll be good.

Can we talk about how AL said shes not drinking water then followed up with shes retaining a lot of water? What in the world.

This has always been her excuse, whether it's retaining water cause she's eaten a lot of salt, or drank a lot of water, or w/e.
She won't admit that it's just fat and not water.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

She would have to drink hundreds of gallons of water a day to be 'retaining water' like that. I don't understand why fat people use this excuse.

 

[Xenomorph]

She would have to drink hundreds of gallons of water a day to be 'retaining water' like that. I don't understand why fat people use this excuse.

To excuse the fact their kidneys are failing.

 

[angelicbitch]

I bet some people are wishing they had gotten those Do Nots beforehand.

Textbook definition of "lurk more" before you post.

She would have to drink hundreds of gallons of water a day to be 'retaining water' like that. I don't understand why fat people use this excuse.

Because they see other fatties doing it and think that they can get away with it. On my 600lb life, so many of them make the excuse of retaining water and Dr. Now just shuts them down. Amber's always used this excuse, and we know she masochistically binge watches the show.

 

[Xenomorph]

In all fairness the most recent shit show was blown way out of proportion. Can we talk about how AL said shes not drinking water then followed up with shes retaining a lot of water? What in the world.

In all fairness, there are rules, if they don't read them they deserve to be mocked/banned. You don't come in here and shit on the floor and expect people to look the other way.
There is an influx of folks from AL Facebook groups and Twitter who may think they are hot shit in those places and come in without looking at the rules that are on this site swinging their dicks around. That's their fault also, that tea was fake as fuck so they deserve nothing.

Back on topic. AL looked as yellow as she did the other day.

 

[ricecake]

Everyone retains some water. That does not change the fact that you are 3-4 x larger than most women your age and height (whose weight also includes some water weight!).

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I think I might be referring to a different poster than you haha. Same rules apply either way
Her hands in some places look grey/brown. Thats exactly why nobody believes her when she says she showers everyday! We can see the dirt!!

That's not dirt, that's the beetus setting in.

 

[Xenomorph]

I think I might be referring to a different poster than you haha. Same rules apply either way
Her hands in some places look grey/brown. Thats exactly why nobody believes her when she says she showers everyday! We can see the dirt!!

I bet her hands and neck have the velvety texture too. She admitted on this last video on how she's been not as "raw" (AL speak for truthful) so I bet you she has at best pre-diabetes. In AL's mind since it's pre means she doesnt have it.

 

[SweetDee]

She ought to be careful about getting blisters on her feet, what with all the walking she's been doing in those horrible flats. Might not notice it and then goodbye foot.

 

[ADHD]

I will believe a Hartley Hooligan started to walk before I believe Amber showers every single day.