🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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derpi dijo:
If she wanted a more accurate reading she could wear it on her ankle (it’s hella accurate that way, if unfashionable) but I doubt it would fit.
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Yeah that's not happening.
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I bet you anything that if Amber ever lost all the weight, I mean all of it, to where she was about 115 pounds (normal weight for her height) she would be the kind of former super morbidly obese person to make fun of and judge other morbidly obese people. She's just that much of a cunt.
 
It's beyond the FitBit not fitting her massive ankle. Imagine her bending over and trying to fasten the FitBit around her ankle. It would be impossible due to her very large stomach being in the way. She would have to have Becky do it for her.

She is at a point in her life where she has to live in co-dependency. I bet Becky has to do a lot for her because of her size, on top of dealing with her manic highs and depression lows. Becky doesn't even look like she's in love with Amber anymore. Her relationship looks more like a friendship nowadays. "Hey look at this Regular Show meme." Doesn't sound like their relationship has much depth to it. Like it's just one big boring cycle of "I wonder when this beast needs her next meal?" "Aw fuck, looks like I have to drive again...even if I don't want to." I don't blame Becky one bit. Amberlynn can't survive on her own. She's never going to move out of that house unless someone throws her out. Which I see being as inevitable as her premature death.

Picture yourself living with her, and how hell-ish it would be. Hearing those loud behemoth footsteps echo all around the house when she's simply...walking. Gotta get those 8,000 steps in gorl.
 
Give the all the optimistic votes you want, but could it be Becky is disappearing from videos because she found a job, so she won't be dependent on Amber and then break up with her?
 
Wellbutrin & dildos dijo:
If you lift up her ankle roll there's probably a ring of sweat and grime there :islamic:
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If she doesn't keep up with her hygiene (which includes cleaning underneath her skin folds and drying them very well), she can easily develop a yeast infection. I'm certain she has one somewhere, which can be the reason why she smells very bad.

Amber posted this on Twitter about 2 hours ago. She mentioned in the comments that she has an Alta HR FitBit. This particular FitBit is known for overcounting steps. You can be sitting down, doing nothing and it will count steps. I guess the device is just flawed. This concludes that Amber is definitely not showing us an accurate representation of her steps and burned calories. Which makes more sense than this screenshot.
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dead_inside500 dijo:
Amber posted this on Twitter about 2 hours ago. She mentioned in the comments that she has an Alta HR FitBit. This particular FitBit is known for overcounting steps. You can be sitting down, doing nothing and it will count steps. I guess the device is just flawed. This concludes that Amber is definitely not showing us an accurate representation of her steps and burned calories. Which makes more sense than this screenshot.
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Look at what fucking time she went to bed. Bitch, go to bed like a normal human and you won't binge so fucking much! Also, at 8000+ steps she only has 12 minutes of activity and that is determined by a raised heartrate that gets into cardio or fat burning zone so her Fitbit isn't recording anything she's doing REALLY as exercise. I will say any activity is better than no activity, but what this tells me is that she isn't burning fat. She's essentially doing what would be normal for any sedentary person on an average day, but she's treating herself to extra calories. This isn't sustainable.
 
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dead_inside500 dijo:
Amber posted this on Twitter about 2 hours ago. She mentioned in the comments that she has an Alta HR FitBit. This particular FitBit is known for overcounting steps. You can be sitting down, doing nothing and it will count steps. I guess the device is just flawed. This concludes that Amber is definitely not showing us an accurate representation of her steps and burned calories. Which makes more sense than this screenshot.
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12min of activity... lol. That alone is proof she's not taking 8k steps.
 
Whatthefuck dijo:
Look at what fucking time she went to bed. Bitch, go to bed like a normal human and you won't binge so fucking much! Also, at 8000+ steps she only has 12 minutes of activity and that is determined by a raised heartrate that gets into cardio or fat burning zone so her Fitbit isn't recording anything she's doing REALLY as exercise. I will say any activity is better than no activity, but what this tells me is that she isn't burning fat. She's essentially doing what would be normal for any sedentary person on an average day, but she's treating herself to extra calories. This isn't sustainable.
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Yep. She just outed herself. Without going too deep in to the fitbit sperging, active minutes are determined by elevated heart rate. 8k steps/12 active minutes might be believable for someone human sized, but not AL. Just walking from one end of the house to the other at her size should elevate her heart rate enough to register as activity on her fitbit. She's obviously not very bright, so I'm not saying she's intentionally lying - she probably believes it's accurate - but something else is very obviously going on. Maybe her waddles register multiple steps, her binges amass some steps from the arm motion, etc.
 
We already know her FitBit counts arm movement as steps. Therefore, I could be washing dishes for example, and my hand motion will be logged in as steps. 12 minutes of her walking would burn about 50-69 calories - judging by her walking pace, her height, her weight, and how old she is. That is not going to help her lose weight. If she was smart, she would seek a dietician and a personal trainer to help her with her weight. We are going to witness another failed attempt at "weight loss".

Also, what she is registering on the scale board everyday is her weight simply fluctuating. She is not losing anything. Weighing herself every day is dumb to me.
 
dead_inside500 dijo:
Amber posted this on Twitter about 2 hours ago. She mentioned in the comments that she has an Alta HR FitBit. This particular FitBit is known for overcounting steps. You can be sitting down, doing nothing and it will count steps. I guess the device is just flawed. This concludes that Amber is definitely not showing us an accurate representation of her steps and burned calories. Which makes more sense than this screenshot.
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"So umm, some people were sayeeng that my Fitbit (inhales) - ok, it's kind of crazy (exhales)- isn't tracking my steps more accurately enough or that I'm swinging my arms or something in order to, uhh, get more steps? And I just want to say that, like, I know I'm doing my steps, like, I just want to lose weight and stop being near 500lbs. It's scary, y'all. I never thought I'd get to that number but... I'm trying my best to prevent that from hapeneeng."
 
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