🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I feel like trying to jog at her weight would be dangerous and maybe she shouldn't. One fall and she's done.
 
There's no way she jogged. There's this 400lbs chick on instagram who "runs" 5ks and stuff, but in the videos I've seen she's moving slower than a average person walks. And shes been doing this for a while so she's already built up a lot of stamina. Now imagine the 500lb blob who can't walk quarter of a mile trying the same.
 

I shouldn't laugh at this shit but it's so surreal. So, if you start watching at 11:34 as linked above, she is talking about adopting Wasabi and how she got to name him Wasabi (as opposed to "Chocolate"). Then fucking out of the blue she's like "omg you guys my cousin died in a car crash today." THE FUCK.
 
I’d love to see this ‘jogging’ in her upcoming vlog. This bitch doesn’t even lift her feet when she waddles across the parking lot.
 
I Hate Myself dijo:
How heavy was she in that mobility scooter video? She has to still be using one right?
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I rekon she has to be using a mobility scooter just for the fact that she brags about walking ALL THE WAY to the entrance from the far end of a car park. We would definately be hearing about it if she were continuing to walk through the store and back out again but her workout pretty much stops at the shop entrance.
She can only manage a 10 minute period of activity and her shopping trips and frequency are alot longer then that.
 
melissarendato dijo:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=PBEoTs1nTVQ;m=11;s=34
I shouldn't laugh at this shit but it's so surreal. So, if you start watching at 11:34 as linked above, she is talking about adopting Wasabi and how she got to name him Wasabi (as opposed to "Chocolate"). Then fucking out of the blue she's like "omg you guys my cousin died in a car crash today." THE FUCK.
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This video is also fucked because she purposefully let Destiny's cat, Gracie, run away so she could get Wasabi. The apartment they were staying in had a two pet rule. They already had two pets (Their roommate's dog and Destiny's cat) so one of them had to mysteriously disappear so Amber's dream could come true.

ETA: Also, Destiny was the one who came up with the name "Chaplin" but of course Amber has to rename the cat to something she wants.
 
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Calls Amber sensible
Says she knows her history
Still supports her

Are her supporters exceptional? :story:
 
Oh Hamburgers dijo:
ETA: Also, Destiny was the one who came up with the name "Chaplin" but of course Amber has to rename the cat to something she wants.
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God every time I'm reminded of her doing that to Dusty's cat I fill with rage. How could you do that?! Just dump an animal like that?? She's the epitome of someone who throw their baby in a dumpster.

And of course, the name Amberlynn picked doesn't have anything to do with the cat. At least lil' sped Dusty picked something that was somewhat relevant to the him (i.e.-Wasabi has that little white "moustache" on his face). But what are we to say about the same girl who would name her actual human children after My Little Pony characters? Classic Albert. Smfh.
 
Obviously AL needs to exercise and generally move more, but jogging is such a fucking stupid idea at her size. First of all, I don't believe she's physically capable of it. Whatever she did that she thinks was jogging is incredibly dangerous and is going to result in her being bedbound for some kind of joint injury if she keeps it up.
 
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Bitchy McFucknut dijo:
God every time I'm reminded of her doing that to Dusty's cat I fill with rage. How could you do that?! Just dump an animal like that?? She's the epitome of someone who throw their baby in a dumpster.

And of course, the name Amberlynn picked doesn't have anything to do with the cat. At least lil' sped Dusty picked something that was somewhat relevant to the him (i.e.-Wasabi has that little white "moustache" on his face). But what are we to say about the same girl who would name her actual human children after My Little Pony characters? Classic Albert. Smfh.
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Didn't Amber steal the name from her aunt? I think there was some animosity there. Are all of Aunt Tammy's messages here gone? I thought I asked her about that but when I searched I couldn't find anything. Anyway, I know she and Krystle wanted cats named Wasabi and Ginger or Soy Sauce or something like that. She's always pining for the last person she was with.
 
C3PBRO dijo:
I just think this pretend enthusiasm for exercise is another way for her to harvest asspats because the diet asspats are drying up.
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Nailed it. There is no way in hell this girl is doing any form of jogging. From the semi recent vlog of her walking with Becks (especially seeing the sped up gif), she is practically skating across the parking lot because she can't pick up her feet due to her massive size. Her knees and ankles would snap if she even attempted to do so.
 
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