🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[boilio]

i accidentally stumbled across one of her thumbnails in full size and now i regret everything

 

[angelicbitch]

i accidentally stumbled across one of her thumbnails in full size and now i regret everything

God why does she stick her whole tongue out for a bite

 

[Whatthefuck]

God why does she stick her whole tongue out for a bite

That really is the most horrifying thing about her. I can't take it. It's like she's an anaconda that is trying to deep throat an entire goat. Every single bite.

 

[Octomet]

Al's current snap status: hoovering popcorn while admiring herself.

All I hear is Dr. Now saying "No in between meal snacks!".

 

[Croissants]

Reaaaaaaaaaaaally shoving it in there.

 

[anitapill]

So in 2013 she was definitely bipolar and had been diagnosed with it, but in 2015 she just has a hunch that she's bipolar?

Also no doctor is going to diagnose someone with bipolar disorder and depression. Bipolar (also called bipolar depression and manic depression) presents as depression a great deal of the time, but if you have bipolar disorder you don't also have major depressive disorder.

She’s just wound collecting.

 

[Octomet]

Nope. I think she's had that same haircut her entire life. No one thinks it looks good.

Indeed, looks like Krystle has always had the same haircut.

From the video "Krystle's Birthday!". Which also shows Al pining over some cake and pronouncing buffet correctly.

 

[Xenomorph]

Reaaaaaaaaaaaally shoving it in there.

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WOW those fucking filters hahaha, come on hamber you cant airbrush reality.

 

[pickleniggo]

God why does she stick her whole tongue out for a bite

More surface area to shovel food onto.

 

[nyankosensei]

WOW those fucking filters hahaha, come on hamber you cant airbrush reality.

too bad she can't use those filters to make her hand look smaller

 

[hank hill]

I know this is late late late. I've been going on a binge of sorts through her old tweets. There is a lot to take in, so I understand if someone who is new to AL doesn't want to take the time to read through them. If people are interested in seeing old tweets, I can keep finding the delicious ones. Maybe it would be nice to have a thread that shows :late: content?

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I'm bipolar ya'll! Or am I? Could I be? Who am I even? slay!

Honestly, AL needs to be more active on tumblr with all these mental illness diagnosis she’s given herself.

 

[Plantywitch]

I don’t about you guys, but it’s time for a mookbang. Haha, she has no self control.
Also it’s good to be back and catch up on what I’ve missed!!

 

[Xenomorph]

AL is flirting with the idea of "merch". I have an idea for her.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Indeed, looks like Krystle has always had the same haircut.
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From the video "Krystle's Birthday!". Which also shows Al pining over some cake and pronouncing buffet correctly.

I bet she was a boring as a child, too.

 

[Starve Hamber]

I don’t about you guys, but it’s time for a mookbang. Haha, she has no self control.
Also it’s good to be back and catch up on what I’ve missed!!

She really thinks she is a cute little mouse...

 

[classtrash]

Found some other goodies from way back. I have a feeling that the bulk of her new fans are about to break off of her and look up her lies, big and small, here. I just want to lay them out and show them that this is nothing new. She has been lying since she could open her gob.

Went from age 9, for 11 years. Which would have made her 20 when she got out of the system. Then was 9-18, then 8-18. She lies about the dumbest things and can't keep anything straight.

If they wouldn't even do the surgery, why were you so upset to have the surgery. Early asspats? Too bad none of her old tweets have any interaction on them, I would have loved to see how people reacted back then.

This got under my skin because we've all seen the facebook statuses she made when she was with Kasy, and him coming back with "what the hell are you talking about???" (Wah I wish I was good enough for you. Wah I wish I was beautiful. Wah I wish I was your number one) She's baiting and manipulating her partners to suck her off publicly.

 

[Xenomorph]

Found some other goodies from way back. I have a feeling that the bulk of her new fans are about to break off of her and look up her lies, big and small, here. I just want to lay them out and show them that this is nothing new. She has been lying since she could open her gob.

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Went from age 9, for 11 years. Which would have made her 20 when she got out of the system. Then was 9-18, then 8-18. She lies about the dumbest things and can't keep anything straight.

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If they wouldn't even do the surgery, why were you so upset to have the surgery. Early asspats? Too bad none of her old tweets have any interaction on them, I would have loved to see how people reacted back then.

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This got under my skin because we've all seen the facebook statuses she made when she was with Kasy, and him coming back with "what the hell are you talking about???" (Wah I wish I was good enough for you. Wah I wish I was beautiful. Wah I wish I was your number one) She's baiting and manipulating her partners to suck her off publicly.

These posts are great, we need these to be in it's own thread.

 

[497]

She really thinks she is a cute little mouse...

Like a mouse she sneaks around and nibbles everyone's food when they aren't looking.

 

[Mitch Conner]

She really thinks she is a cute little mouse...

She's a dirty rat.

 

[GORL]

Beauty...