🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[89elbees]

I think her RTing that is basically an admission that she's not on any kind of weight loss journey anymore. Predicting a meltdown vlog after her doctor's appointment with a ton of empty promises about losing weight, a reinvigorated weight loss journey for about 2 weeks max, and then radio silence again. Rinse and repeat until she's bedbound.

 

[SisterChristian]

If they’re ever in an accident, not only will she probably kill all of them, but there’s no way rescue services would be able to get that enormous blob out of a wrecked car.

Hmmmmm I don't think gravity would allow a sealtbelt-less AL to just chill in the car, especially if she's in the front seat which she has been lately.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Hmmmmm I don't think gravity would allow a sealtbelt-less AL to just chill in the car, especially if she's in the front seat which she has been lately.

This got me thinking... to save you the physics sperging, if she was in an accident and not restrained, the impact force (assuming the car is traveling at 70 mph and AL's weight is a nice, even 500 lbs) would be about 9.2 tons - or the terrifying equivalent of ~37 Hamberlynns.

 

[Fatblackpussy]

I fucking lost it when Rarity hissed and she just kept at it and said "awe look at her!" Either she's trolling or she's that dumb. The answer is the latter, of course.

On the topic of her stitches, I'm inclined to believe it because on her actual Snapchat story, you can see it better.

However, I agree with everyone else. Amber legit snaps and records everything from the vet check up(s?) when she was with Destiny, to the ER visits. Why would this be the first time she wouldn't even vlog/snap about when it was the long anticipated Rarity spay visit? She missed an opportunity to shut the haddders up.

Because she wanted to be attacked. She has to find a way to be a victim. Almost guarantee she won't film herself at the doctors.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

This got me thinking... to save you the physics sperging, if she was in an accident and not restrained, the impact force (assuming the car is traveling at 70 mph and AL's weight is a nice, even 500 lbs) would be about 9.2 tons - or the terrifying equivalent of ~37 Hamberlynns.

I wonder if her massive body would even make it through the windshield?

 

[Maggots on a Train]

Meh. I don't see a shaved spot or stitches. Google cat spay stitches. My cats both had a huge bald triangle and about a 2-inch incision with visible stitches. I still don't believe it, and I wouldn't put it past her take the trimmers to Rarity in an attempt to fake it.

Edit: Newest snap, she's following around a puffy tailed Rarity who turns around and hisses at her. lol

My vet once explained that the incision size depends on the vet's hand size, and women with small hands can do with 1 inch, great big man hands need 2.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I wonder if her massive body would even make it through the windshield?

Unlikely, but even still at that force the last thing you really want is your skull smacking the windshield or the dash. She would theoretically be a little safer in the back seat.

 

[Sparkletor]

Unlikely, but even still at that force the last thing you really want is your skull smacking the windshield or the dash. She would theoretically be a little safer in the back seat.

No worries. Before too long they'll just tow her around in a horse trailer.

 

[melissarendato]

Even getting rear ended without a seatbelt going like 5-10 mph can and has killed people.

Then again she does seem to have a death wish so it's not entirely surprising she doesn't invest in a very simple, inexpensive safety precaution like purchasing a seatbelt extender ($13 at walmart, if you're reading Amber)

 

[SpokesBottom]

Even getting rear ended without a seatbelt going like 5-10 mph can and has killed people

Not even just killing people, I’ve heard horror stories of people being paralyzed in accidents because they got nudged in just the wrong spot with just the right amount of force.

If she got a severe spinal or lumbar injury, that would be game over. She’d be bed bound and 600+ within a year

 

[Wilford Brimley]

She’d be bed bound and 600+ within a year

She's already going to be 600+ within a year without an injury.

 

[SpokesBottom]

She's already going to be 600+ within a year without an injury

Yes but with an injury like that she could justify it once and for all, and just give up. I heard this statistic once that otherwise healthy elderly people die within a short time after breaking a hip or a serious lumbar problem. Basically everything just goes down hill really fast and I definitely see that being the case for her

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Our girl is famous y'all! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/33-pics-that-will-make-you-cringe-your-pants/85589842/ Chantel made the list too. (Whoever made this list has a sense of humor, the pic after AL's is about false rape allegations.)

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Our girl is famous y'all! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/33-pics-that-will-make-you-cringe-your-pants/85589842/ Chantel made the list too. (Whoever made this list has a sense of humor, the pic after AL's is about false rape allegations.)

Hahahahaha. This is binge fuel for her for sure.

 

[theriddler3]

This is some serious :autism: on my part, but why does the cat's fur look so... terrible? I am much too lazy to take a screen capture of Amber's snapchat videos, but look:

 

[Croissants]

... I think she means fupa??

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I think her RTing that is basically an admission that she's not on any kind of weight loss journey anymore. Predicting a meltdown vlog after her doctor's appointment with a ton of empty promises about losing weight, a reinvigorated weight loss journey for about 2 weeks max, and then radio silence again. Rinse and repeat until she's bedbound.

Agreed. Just delete "after doc's appointment" and go straight to binge.

Anyone else think she'll actually go? I think, like the vet visit, it will pass into the yonder, never spoken of again....


Ps @ihavent_ee_uhn You ninja'd me - that was my immediate first thought and now I have a vision of Al squidged half-way through a mangled windscreen but with choker intact and a bow on top, surrounded by Walmart detritus.

Clever fizzix people - would that weight be an asset or hindrance in an accident? Presumably there's no inertia to overcome because already moving, but would an extra quarter-ton in a car be a stabiliser or a gigantic flying hazard? If nothing else, maybe she'd provide someone with a soft landing. Autistic I know...

 

[Dovahshit]

Our girl is famous y'all! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/33-pics-that-will-make-you-cringe-your-pants/85589842/ Chantel made the list too. (Whoever made this list has a sense of humor, the pic after AL's is about false rape allegations.)

here waiting till Hamber has maggots between her rolls too or has she already???

 

[formerfatcow]

Does anyone know what model Hyundai Becky drives? All this car talk made me wonder how close AL comes to being too big for certain cars, and it looks like the Hyundai Accent maxes out at 849lbs for cargo and occupants. So if AL is 500lbs and Becky is 250lbs that only leaves them 100lbs for other occupants and cargo before they're overloading the car. No wonder they had to go to the dollar store to get cheap plastic toys, anything of quality would be too heavy to bring home.

 

[497]

Our girl is famous y'all! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/33-pics-that-will-make-you-cringe-your-pants/85589842/ Chantel made the list too. (Whoever made this list has a sense of humor, the pic after AL's is about false rape allegations.)

haha, #30 704 lb woman finds maggots in her skin folds... strange since AL has that poem about maggots on a train.