🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She has lost all concept of what an appropriate portion size looks like - and so have a lot of people watching her. I don't recall her current stats, but for a 5'2" woman of... 34 years? It takes 3600-ish calories to maintain a roughly 600lb weight. This very well COULD be everything she ate in a day. It absolutely isn't - but she doesn't need to be eating heaps and heaps of cake and takeaway to be as big as she is.

That 'healthy choice' side salad was about 400-600 calories of ranch and cheese. 2-3 of them would have covered her entire calorie intake for the day at 120 lb.
 
w4vy_gr4vy dijo:
Food junkies like Porkahontas are "picky" because they hate the thought of not getting an instant dopamine rush from their food. She's skurred and nurrvussss trying new foods (or even familiar foods from a different restaurant) because the possibility that she might not like it is legit terrifying. If the gorls ate things like salad and fruit then they could eat every second of the day and probably still lose weight but they don't get a hit from healthy food like they do from tendies drowned in ranch or McDonald's diet coke.
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Dont forget that childification of adult women. Its common in straight pick mes to be scared UwU of things you shouldn't be scared of because it gives someone (a man) a chance to swoop in and comfort/save them from the scary thing and play on that damsel in distress/white knight complex a lot of straight people had back in the early 2000s. Amber always wanted to be a pick me/Paris Hilton (in that reality show where they mopped the fridge) type person. Shes also got a weird little kink i think that strengthens that desire to be a smol bean and be saved by a big strong woman who looks like a man (or just a man)
 
Ramma Lamma Dingdong dijo:
She has lost all concept of what an appropriate portion size looks like - and so have a lot of people watching her. I don't recall her current stats, but for a 5'2" woman of... 34 years? It takes 3600-ish calories to maintain a roughly 600lb weight. This very well COULD be everything she ate in a day. It absolutely isn't - but she doesn't need to be eating heaps and heaps of cake and takeaway to be as big as she is.

That 'healthy choice' side salad was about 400-600 calories of ranch and cheese. 2-3 of them would have covered her entire calorie intake for the day at 120 lb.
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That's one of my pet peeves, people thinking she's 600lbs so she's gotta be shoveling in 6000 calories daily. She really doesn't.

Even Dr. Now constantly gets this wrong.

Plus, even though she's 34, this dumbass truly fucked her metabolism by not taking HRT after her hysterectomy, she is basically a post-menopausal woman on the inside, with the slower metabolism and all.
 
More TikTok, and unsurprisingly, more eating.



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Air fried sweet potatoes, cottage cheese with mustard, jalapeño sausage, jalapeños, pickles.
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Takeout time: Spicy California rolls with mayo (that she shovels in with a fork), salad, fried rice with veggies,

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Cap'n crunch

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M & Ms
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She also wants you to know she drinks water btw.
 
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Calories dijo:
More TikTok, and unsurprisingly more eating.

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Air fried sweet potatoes, cottage cheese with mustard, jalapeño sausage, jalapeños, pickles.
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Takeout time: Spicy california rolls with mayo (that she hovels in with a fork), salad, fried rice with veggies,

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Cap'n crunch

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M & Ms
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She also wants you to know she drinks water btw.
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There is something very funny about someone with the username Calories updating the thread about Amber's food intake
 
Calories dijo:
She also wants you to know she drinks water btw.
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Now that can't be right.
Amber has stated that she was never taught to drink water as a child.
How could she possibly be doing it now, when she was never taught it?
I know she's put on a brave front all these years, even showing us all a tutorial on how to use the Coldest Water Bottle that one time, but how? It's only possible if learned at a young age! At least that's what I remember Amber implying once upon a time.
I am confused.
Also sarcastic as hell apparently.
 
FatalTater dijo:
I know she's put on a brave front all these years, even showing us all a tutorial on how to use the Coldest Water Bottle that one time, but how? It's only possible if learned at a young age! At least that's what I remember Amber implying once upon a time.
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Lest we not forget that this is also the woman who spent plenty of time on camera pouring water from a large jug into smaller plastic water bottles.

Perhaps she learned that in childhood, too. Except it was how to divvy up a bag of meth into separate points for resale.
 
Amber's just been dying to film herself eating again. She's been miserable since mukbangs weren't an option on her YouTube, if only someone told her sooner that lardasses could still shovel slop on tiktok, we would have had hours more footage by now.
 
Calories dijo:
More TikTok, and unsurprisingly more eating.

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The thumbnail

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Air fried sweet potatoes, cottage cheese with mustard, jalapeño sausage, jalapeños, pickles.
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Takeout time: Spicy california rolls with mayo (that she hovels in with a fork), salad, fried rice with veggies,

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Cap'n crunch

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M & Ms
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She also wants you to know she drinks water btw.
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Someone in the Facebook group counted the calories;

Ambers snacks from her new TikTok - total calories 3720 (but probably more)

1st feed - 410 calories
sweet potato - 100 cal
1 Jalapeno Chicken Sausage - 80 cal
1 cup cottage cheese - 200 cal
Jalapeno & Pickles - 30 cal

2ND feed - 1950 calories
20-piece spicy California roll - 800 cal
Kani Salad - 300 cal
4 cups vegetable fried rice - 850 cal

3rd feed - 640 calories
4 cups Cap'n Crunch - 520 calories
1 cup of 2% milk - 120 calories

4th feed - 720 calories
3 servings peanut butter M&Ms - 720 calories
 
Calories dijo:
More TikTok, and unsurprisingly more eating.

r.mp4

The thumbnail

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Air fried sweet potatoes, cottage cheese with mustard, jalapeño sausage, jalapeños, pickles.
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Takeout time: Spicy california rolls with mayo (that she hovels in with a fork), salad, fried rice with veggies,

Ver archivo adjunto 9121935

Cap'n crunch

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M & Ms
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She also wants you to know she drinks water btw.
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Yas gorl, get that feeder coin!!
 
p0e dijo:
Someone in the Facebook group counted the calories;

Ambers snacks from her new TikTok - total calories 3720 (but probably more)

1st feed - 410 calories
sweet potato - 100 cal
1 Jalapeno Chicken Sausage - 80 cal
1 cup cottage cheese - 200 cal
Jalapeno & Pickles - 30 cal

2ND feed - 1950 calories
20-piece spicy California roll - 800 cal
Kani Salad - 300 cal
4 cups vegetable fried rice - 850 cal

3rd feed - 640 calories
4 cups Cap'n Crunch - 520 calories
1 cup of 2% milk - 120 calories

4th feed - 720 calories
3 servings peanut butter M&Ms - 720 calories
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I'm sure she's reading this right now and will probably not-so-subtly respond to haydurs about her portion sizes. She's gonna be defensive about how she doesn't eat everything and leaves room for leftovers.

She has tried to imply in the past that when she orders large hauls like this with delivery that she eats leftovers. In one of the LCU streams she claimed this when she said she ordered a bunch of Indian takeaway. We all know Porkahontas inhales the food with no crumbs or sauce to spare at every meal.

Also, that shovel mouth of hers is revolting display of gluttony. She can try to portray herself as this waifish dainty person all she wants, but her body movements reveal her true nature.
 
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I'm sure she's reading this right now and will probably not-so-subtly respond to haydurs about her portion sizes.
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There is nothing to argue about. She doesn't weigh as much as she does while not overeating. Metabolism matters, sure - sometimes the calories are more, sometimes they are less - but we are talking variations of up to 200 calories a day when all other factors are equal. That's a couple of twix, not a medical mystery.

She can claim as many calories as she wants. She is super-morbidly obese. That isn't just an observation or an argument about how much she eats, it's the proof. She eats too much.

She isn't going to suddenly admit she's lying or arguing in bad faith. Beating your head against the wall trying to prove her wrong is a waste of energy.
 
Insulin reid dijo:
Lmao amber being so desperate to keep emilys attention.

"No emily dont look at xio look at me see how much food im eating. See how cute and dainty and round I am."
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Does the scale still work? Bet she sends Emily videos of her weigh ins like "Did you hear that? I gained 10 elbees in these last 3 days! Please call me, Emily! Pleaaaase!!!! :'("
 
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