🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Spectator dijo:
Jokes aside, if Amber exhausted all online sources of income what would her next option be?
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What options does she have? No one in their right mind would employ her; she's mind bogglingly stupid, lazy, can't walk or stand for any length of time... and even in the unlikely event she managed to land a working from home situation type deal, it'd never last. She can't stick to any kind of schedule (even those she sets for herself), would phone in sick at the drop of a hat and God forbid she ever got some negative feedback- Gorlypop would have a dainty beepeedee molment the instant she wasn't having her shelf kissed. She'd either have to go all in on the feeder stuff or hurple to Mammalynn's and stink out her old granny's place. Gone are the days when she could fire up a livechat and watch the superchats roll in,
 
Spectator dijo:
Jokes aside, if Amber exhausted all online sources of income what would her next option be?

I vote disability/living with Mommalynn. Deathfat retirement.
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Disability in the US is incredibly hard to get unless you have a long trail of medical paperwork. And if you've never worked a real job, you barely get anything. The pay is very low even if you have a past history of work with a decent pay. She'd need a lawyer, and a damn good one.
 
Dax Rambo dijo:
Disability in the US is incredibly hard to get unless you have a long trail of medical paperwork. And if you've never worked a real job, you barely get anything. The pay is very low even if you have a past history of work with a decent pay. She'd need a lawyer, and a damn good one.
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And she wouldn't be able to marry anyone, unless she's okay with losing those payments.
 
w4vy_gr4vy dijo:
What options does she have? No one in their right mind would employ her; she's mind bogglingly stupid, lazy, can't walk or stand for any length of time... and even in the unlikely event she managed to land a working from home situation type deal, it'd never last. She can't stick to any kind of schedule (even those she sets for herself), would phone in sick at the drop of a hat and God forbid she ever got some negative feedback- Gorlypop would have a dainty beepeedee molment the instant she wasn't having her shelf kissed. She'd either have to go all in on the feeder stuff or hurple to Mammalynn's and stink out her old granny's place. Gone are the days when she could fire up a livechat and watch the superchats roll in,
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She has a learned helplessness that has hit critical mass (pun intented)
anliteralidiot dijo:
And she wouldn't be able to marry anyone, unless she's okay with losing those payments.
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Hahahaha thats funny. Her getting married

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marjoram dijo:
Amber is evil, it's obvious, we know this. The one thing that has always interested me (and the only thing left) is the ambabies. Just can't wrap my head around them. How? Why??? They should be studied, for science.
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I think calling Amber evil is giving her too much credit. Is she a garbage person? Yes. Is she manipulative and a terrible liar? Yes. Does she make shitty decisions to try and create a narrative to paint her as a sympathetic princess? Yes. But 'evil' implies a level of sophistication I don't think Amber is smart enough to do with intentional action. She's a garbage person that wants everyone to like/love her who has burned every bridge that was kinda sorta positive for her and has no skills to cope with not getting what she wants besides eating and crashing out. She's not evil, she's just a brat with no idea how to process emotion like an adult so she throws tantrums.
 
Agoodpotroast dijo:
I think calling Amber evil is giving her too much credit. Is she a garbage person? Yes. Is she manipulative and a terrible liar? Yes. Does she make shitty decisions to try and create a narrative to paint her as a sympathetic princess? Yes. But 'evil' implies a level of sophistication I don't think Amber is smart enough to do with intentional action. She's a garbage person that wants everyone to like/love her who has burned every bridge that was kinda sorta positive for her and has no skills to cope with not getting what she wants besides eating and crashing out. She's not evil, she's just a brat with no idea how to process emotion like an adult so she throws tantrums.
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One can be evil without being a genius.
I'm just glad Amber's dropped her mask and is showing her true self.
 
Came in to see what was going on in the snorelaxverse... and I see Hambie basically BossmanJack cycled a discord career lol. AMBER you love the casino and bingo. CALL EVIL EDDIE AT KICK/STAKE and get you a deal gorlypop!
 
FatalTater dijo:
One can be evil without being a genius.
I'm just glad Amber's dropped her mask and is showing her true self.
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I'm not saying she needs to be a genius, I just think the motivation for a majority, if not all, of her behavior is based in hedonism and I wouldn't classify that as evil. Just exceptionally immature and selfish.

Except with the cat. If she let that cat out on purpose in the snow so she wouldn't have to go home (and Farm seems to have collectively come to that conclusion), that's diabolical behavior
 
Is it presumptuous to assume she's already running another discord server? In secret with much fewer people involved. Probably her most ardent and loyal wipers. That discord attention is like hitting the pookie pipe for Amber. I just don't see her putting it down.
 
Am I the only one who hates this fake gemini faggot? He seems very sketch (prolly lolcow lowkey) and honestly I am only updating once in a while so forgive if people talked about him before. I hate amber, but she is too retarded to host and manage a large discord. It isn't a group chat or a whatsapp group.
 
@Agoodpotroast --

Ever hear of the banality of evil? That's what evil most often is..Stupid and mean. And if that isn't the only thing to fit FatAl perfectly in the past 13 years or so..

Yeah, FatAl's fuckin' evil.

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It's Never Leprosy dijo:
My favorite thing is the time somebody asked Emily why Amber called her Tommy and Emily's answer was 'I have no fucking clue why she does it, ask Amber.'
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Shes never gotten mentally much past the time in a girls life where they make up code names and secret languages like that phase where a bunch of girls start using pig Latin for like 6 months and it becomes their whole life and then they just stop. Amber loves the idea that shes smart and using code names to disguise things because the haydurs will get them if they dont. Its like a child playing made up games with their friends. She also uses "nuh uh" as a valid retort that not only is more valid than anything anyone else says but also has to be taken for the absolute truth.

I wonder if shes going to continue this into her 40s assuming she makes it. Its going to be weird checking in on her when shes middle aged and talking about doing lego hauls with a long distance gf over discord while shes wearing pink eyeshadow and wearing her hair in pig tails.
toilet_rainbow dijo:
The only real humor I’ve gotten from the whole Discord saga is witnessing just how poorly Amber has managed it. Really taking the site name to heart, huh?
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Well. She disavowed the child porn going around in her discord so idk what everyone wants her to do about it.


Agoodpotroast dijo:
I think calling Amber evil is giving her too much credit. Is she a garbage person? Yes. Is she manipulative and a terrible liar? Yes. Does she make shitty decisions to try and create a narrative to paint her as a sympathetic princess? Yes. But 'evil' implies a level of sophistication I don't think Amber is smart enough to do with intentional action. She's a garbage person that wants everyone to like/love her who has burned every bridge that was kinda sorta positive for her and has no skills to cope with not getting what she wants besides eating and crashing out. She's not evil, she's just a brat with no idea how to process emotion like an adult so she throws tantrums.
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Shes not smart enough to scheme, yes but given the opportunity shes an evil person. Shes capable of very evil things and I do believe that bottom line qualifies her for the evil category. Was she a brat as a child? Yes absolutely. A fat little asshole for sure, but as an adult? Shes straight up evil like a fat ass trap door spider or another dainty-ambush predator. She waits fattily for her next victim to slither along and then at any opportunity, strikes and then plays the victim. She cant strike much but waits for another code red incident or fake cries to make her prey come closer.
 
marjoram dijo:
@Agoodpotroast --

Ever hear of the banality of evil? That's what evil most often is..Stupid and mean. And if that isn't the only thing to fit FatAl perfectly in the past 13 years or so..

Yeah, FatAl's is fuckin' evil.
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There are different levels of intelligence even in evilness, of course Hambo is on the retarded level of the spectrum of cognitive abilities, so she's stupid mean.
 
As much as I want it to be true, Kristina calling the cops is fake af. Girl has kids and is soooo concerned just now ? And she has to stay on live while calling the cops ? Sure.
Also Amber kept going "tell Gemini to call me right now" to her discord idiots, saying "because if someone files a fake police report they can go to jail" girl if you hate her so much, let her get in trouble.
This reeks of "we're still buddy buddy and planning stuff behind the scene to get you engaged"
 
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