🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Begin your wild conspiracies now since this era is boring as fuck.

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At this point, Amber needs to get the fuck off of the internet, indefinitely. We all saw this coming from 10 miles away. It was a matter of time people would start posting illegal content to her server for the sake of getting it shut down, her account banned, and/or to get her into some sort of trouble. Amber is so braindead she doesn't seem to get it that people will do anything to fuck with her. This is akin to the early days of Chris Chan all over again. 62 IQ shit.
 
At this point, Amber needs to get the fuck off of the internet, indefinitely. We all saw this coming from 10 miles away. It was a matter of time people would start posting illegal content to her server for the sake of getting it shut down, her account banned, and/or to get her into some sort of trouble. Amber is so braindead she doesn't seem to get it that people will do anything to fuck with her. This is akin to the early days of Chris Chan all over again. 62 IQ shit.
She can't leave though. Its how she can make money (for doordash) and the way she can talk to the only person who shows her some affection (being fed to death by Emily). She is trapped in a hell of her own making and there is no way she can ever get out
 
While watching FatAl flail about trying to latch on to a method of making the greatest amount of cash with the least amount of effort is kinda amusing, I guess, the sheer boredom and low IQ yammering is too much to take. Dumb bitch has fallen so far from her glory days at the Gaycare. Raking in the dosh hand over meaty fist, out to eat 5 times a day, her very own Thumb butler, A whole fuckin' board on the Farms.... BedboundBiggy rotting in her juices, no friends, no outings, no money, and yet she gets fatter. The power of door dash compels you.

Amber is evil, it's obvious, we know this. The one thing that has always interested me (and the only thing left) is the ambabies. Just can't wrap my head around them. How? Why??? They should be studied, for science.
 
$13.95/mo and you too can pay amber to abuse/sexually harass/befriend you forcefully.

Anyone else already bored with the "break up"?
Are we thinking amber didnt win choosey or is it more of an emily explored the internet too hard and didnt come back situation type deal?
 
$13.95/mo and you too can pay amber to abuse/sexually harass/befriend you forcefully.

Anyone else already bored with the "break up"?
Are we thinking amber didnt win choosey or is it more of an emily explored the internet too hard and didnt come back situation type deal?

I am pretty sure they're back together again. It was a grift to get people to go to the Discord and look for tea. Now she's paywalled it.
 
Begin your wild conspiracies now since this era is boring as fuck.
Not really wild and I'd bet dollar to donuts its true;

"Broke up" with the deathfeeder to drive engagement and foot traffic to the discord for fake tea.
Tried to capitalize the foot traffic by paywalling it, this was the plan.
Realized most people aren't going to pay, possibly had laughably low members.
Removes paywall as the discord would die if it only had the people willing to pay. Also she likely wants the increased attention no paywall brings.

She can't stop doing cow things.
 
Not really wild and I'd bet dollar to donuts its true;

"Broke up" with the deathfeeder to drive engagement and foot traffic to the discord for fake tea.
Tried to capitalize the foot traffic by paywalling it, this was the plan.
Realized most people aren't going to pay, possibly had laughably low members.
Removes paywall as the discord would die if it only had the people willing to pay. Also she likely wants the increased attention no paywall brings.

She can't stop doing cow things.

She also said that she was done journaling and had “shredded” all of them in a stream the other day. Does anyone actually believe that? Even her hugbox is so fragile that she’s desperately trying not to lose it or the attention, as it’s all she has left. She’s going to be in the ER for a random ache and leave it at “I’m not ready to explain it” pretty soon, just you wait.
 
The way she calls the uninforced rules in her server ""pRoMiSeS"" is so fucking stupid. She tries so hard to be cute and unique when she's just an evil 600 pound tub of retarded lard.
 
I am pretty sure they're back together again. It was a grift to get people to go to the Discord and look for tea. Now she's paywalled it.

Not really wild and I'd bet dollar to donuts its true;

"Broke up" with the deathfeeder to drive engagement and foot traffic to the discord for fake tea.
Tried to capitalize the foot traffic by paywalling it, this was the plan.
Realized most people aren't going to pay, possibly had laughably low members.
Removes paywall as the discord would die if it only had the people willing to pay. Also she likely wants the increased attention no paywall brings.

She can't stop doing cow things.
As per Amber, they are back together. This happened before the short-lived paywall.

I for one am shocked!!
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Jokes aside, if Amber exhausted all online sources of income what would her next option be?

I vote disability/living with Mommalynn. Deathfat retirement.
My vote is balls to the walls feeder/fetish content, more so if Emily is in the picture. If Emily's idea of a "supreme climax" is making an already morbidly obese gal even fatter and unhealthier I don't see why not go on the same route with Amber, whom (?) is more than halfway there. Honestly, her internet "career" is screwed, with all the shit is flying with this discord parenthesis my bet is that she's gonna make some real enemy that's going to really fuck her up irl, forcing her to still stay online but outside the conventional platforms. Apparently Thicc Gemini has called the cops on her for all the Csam that was being posted in her stupid chats, and I can't see this discord crap going in a good direction. She's incapable of doing even the most basic stuff and she's pathologically lazy, the laziest and most appetizing (pun intended) way to make money could be selling laygs pics to people that like to whack it watching people eat and die.

I don't think she'd ever go live with Kristine, she doesn't like her mother and I don't think her ego would ever even consider the idea of asking that kind of help. Driving in the middle of the night to the Er and Denny's is one thing, being housed and being financially dependent from the woman you tore apart for 15 years online because she was an unfit, violent, abandoning crackhead mother would be too much. And I don't think that mamalynn would necessarily put up with her shit, she has a significant other and a new shining clean recovered addict life in which her daughter has never had a place, and that's another thing that Hambo despises (in my opinion). I think that mamalynn would be the last option before homelessness, and before that she's going to jump on a fence made of dicks if it means that she can keep doing jack shit all day long and eat.
 
She also said that she was done journaling and had “shredded” all of them in a stream the other day
She'll forget all about that soon enough and will pull out one of those shredded journals in the middle of a stream to use as evidence for something or other like she did during the first Emily "break up" :lit:
 
Tried to capitalize the foot traffic by paywalling it, this was the plan.
I don't think she has enough thought for making money to be able to do this. I would believe this if Keemstar was still snooping around but I really think the discord was just her trying to get a group of friends together and gossip about people but she doesn't realize how much she is hated
Jokes aside, if Amber exhausted all online sources of income what would her next option be?
Go back to working at the old folks home
 
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