🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

She is such a fucking poser! Slight power level here...I've been a fan of Ru Paul's Drag Race since season 1 and it really grinds my gears how she is trying to act like she is so into the show because Becky the butch watches it!

 

[ObeseSnowman]

The thing about Amber is that she lies as easily as she breathes, so I don't trust a word that she says or types. Take her weight, for example. At the beginning of the year she said she weighed whatever, then she got a new scale and she weighed a little more, and then her scale was broken... or maybe it just needed batteries... which she never got, despite going to stores that sell batteries multiple times... oh but then she DID get batteries and she lost weight. Oh but ACTUALLY no, it still needs new batteries. Except now she has batteries, she just hasn't weighed herself. And that's just one example of her bullshit, she lies constantly, about everything, to deny things, to sound better than she actually is, to impress people, to hide things, and to cover up for the countless lies she has told in the past. At this point I have no hope of her doing anything with her life but continuing to eat herself to death. She's too deep in her own bullshit to ever make anything of herself.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She's on younow!! It's just one lie after another....

I saw those snaps of Dana's... it was a handle of Fireball on a low coffee table and about 5 feet away from it was a young boy. Classy.

Did you see Dana's newest snap? Letting those kids hang out of the sunroof while they drive. And they weren't just standing up, they were actually sitting on the roof with only their legs in the car.

 

[C3PBRO]

For someone who "doesn't care" about being called Amber, she sure does sperg about it alot (twice in so many days, doesn't sound like much but she uploads never).

 

[Rotogravure]

Tabitha should just paypal AL direct.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Highlights from the YouNow:

Lots of asskissing very boring.

She and Rafe haven't met up yet but will tomorrow perhaps w/ Becky too to talk about things.

She has already slipped up and had a few binges since starting Weight Watchers 2 weeks ago.

Got super salty with someone for asking why she would need to binge with 85 points , people who don't have BED don't understand how hard it is

Says she talked to Carly and Nick about them laughing at her and she believes them because they are friends

Destiny jumped in her and Becky's bed when she came over to visit for something

She would vlog more if she could drive, she doesn't vlog more because her life boring

TabithaMoon is AL's new meal ticket gave 75% of all the likes

AL acts like she doesn't know if likes give you money but she thinks so

Went to a doctor who told her to wash her face in water

Doesn't have insurance because she's afraid of doctors

Has not looked into getting insurance but thinking of paying out of pocket for them to check everything all at once.

Wasabi is fixed, Rarity is not in heat

New favorite food is Chinese chicken curry with onions and green beans

Wearing 1975 shirt but would not show it because she says she is not wearing pants (it looks scrunched up like it's not going down all the way)

Blocked someone for asking why she dates that guy Becky

Got tired and left once the likes from Tabitha stopped rolling in.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I just deleted a bunch of stuff for being way off-topic, and a few other things for different reasons. I have a few things I think are necessary to say.

1. This is not the only thread on this subforum. And this is not the only subforum on this website. If you want to say something that has nothing to do with Amberlynn Reid, we have plenty of other places for you to do so.

2. Complaining about other people derailing the thread continues to derail the thread. I don't know why this is a concept I have to keep explaining. If I delete a post where you complain about other posters, that's why. I'm not mad at you or protecting them, I'm trying to keep the thread on topic.

3. If you don't like the direction the thread is headed in, try to take it in a new direction by changing the subject.

4. If someone breaks the rules, don't lecture them in the thread, report them.

5. Reaction images and videos are not welcome on the Farms, as they go against community culture. If you post them, there's a high chance they will be reported and deleted. We're not Tumblr and we're not an image board. Use your words.

 

[KBA]

I noticed that too. She's too stupid/slow/fat to look where she's going and someone else should have to pay?

Mini off-topic-ish rant: The lack of personal responsibility mixed with entitlement these days is aggravating to me. You start with that woman who successfully sued McD's because she chose to put a cup of hot coffee between her legs and follow up with that obese man who sued fast food chains for making him fat. That one I don't recall if he got anything out of it. Just the idea that someone (and a lawyer) thinks this is ok is....ugh! /rant

To successfully sue, she would have to prove negligence by the owner of the lot.

 

[SisterChristian]

To successfully sue, she would have to prove negligence by the owner of the lot.

Lul I wish she'd try. I'm sure their greedy asses are seeing all kinds of dollar signs right now.

 

[Lyssa]

So she still hasn't fixed Rarity. Didn't she say she already had an appointment to do it when people started to nag her about it?

I don't know how WW works but is it possible to say around how much 85 points is in calories?
After she bragged how 85 points is a lot to her and she has so many left at the end of a day it seems funny how she says she already slipped. She must be eating as little as possible during the day and stuff her face at night time.

 

[For The Internet]

Of course they're trying to sue. To the uninformed suing is seen as basically being free money. This entitlement (and misunderstanding) is especially prevalent in rednecks, who don't realise that suing usually costs a lot of time, money and mental fortitude.

There's a pretty glaring issue with Rarity not being fixed that I haven't seen brought up before: often when you have one cat who is neutered and one who is not in the same household the one who hasn't been fixed will act aggressively towards the other cat(s) if they're in heat or catch the scent of another cat in estrus. It happens with dogs too. She's not a tom so she probably doesn't spray, but I'd be willing to bet she gets into spats with Wasabi when she is in heat.

 

[Dovahshit]

Thank you and @Voorts (and anyone else that addresses/answers questions.)

I obvs missed this (dur) but looking an it now, post latest break-up, is crazy. Aren't you supposed to learn from things like this? The lather, rinse, repeat is insane; her entire Destiny break-up is a repeat of this, from the "I thought this was my life" to staying there to co-sleeping. I'm sure it's subconscious but the sheer amount of manipulation and emotional blackmail makes it incredibly hard to break away. For two young girls to have escaped it shows how desperate they must have been.

I know her background contributes towards it but to a certain degree we choose whether to let it keep affecting us and to what extent, yet she seemed to learn nothing from splitting with Krystal, just transferred all the neediness and responsibility to Destiny, making the other shoulder the weight of "my future." Soooo much pressure, so fast, and locked down immediately with chains comprised of finances, leases and all the rest. We get the sanitised version but I can't believe either of those girls clawed themselves free without a hell of a fight, because she puts the responsibility for HER ego on THEIR shoulders.

I know I commented on this before too, but this also highlights how fast her persona changes. In the space of two or three vids she went through an entire personality change - I hadn't realised it was that fast, from likeable girl to screeching mall-rat in less than a fortnight. Nobody is that malleable, even pre-20's. No wonder Rafe felt she never knew the "real" AL. Maybe there isn't one....

Speaking of Rafe....I know this is "feelzy" (have me taken outside and shot for being wet.) But she said Hannah feared Becky abandoning them and seemingly that is just what's happened. Hannah is obviously quiet and shy, didn't want to be filmed, and felt left out. You have to have sympathy - AL just blundered in and blew the fuck out of her life with no regard for Hannah's insecurities, then steamed away from the wreckage squealing about how she was hard done by. That is some level of destruction for knowing them less than a month. Does she really not see this? Or just not care?

i personally think that hamber doesnt have a shred of her own personality, the only thing i see her doing is copying others mannerism to fit with the person on hand and move on from there. and when the relation/friend ship is over, she drops the antics of that one and moves over to something else.
like with krystle where she was quite softspoken and calm and the minute she is with destiny, she changes in this "WHO AM I" screeching abomination.
hope i didnt get ninja'd

 

[angelicbitch]

I don't know how WW works but is it possible to say around how much 85 points is in calories?

I tried to do a little research, and what kept coming up was that 1 point = 40-50 calories, but it's not a consistent measure because WW changes the point number depending on the amount of fat/sugar/fiber in the food. Raw veggies and fruits are also 0 calories.
She could possibly be eating around 3,400-4,250 calories a day with that information, though.

 

[@work]

I tried to do a little research, and what kept coming up was that 1 point = 40-50 calories, but it's not a consistent measure because WW changes the point number depending on the amount of fat/sugar/fiber in the food. Raw veggies and fruits are also 0 calories.
She could possibly be eating around 3,400-4,250 calories a day with that information, though.

Even with the veggies being zero she is still calculating her points wrong. In the last vid she shows her turkey burgers and roasted carrots and said they were 0 points . However the oil she used to roast them surely isn't. I don't think she factors any of that in so her calorie intake would be even higher.

 

[Clown Baby]

There's a pretty glaring issue with Rarity not being fixed that I haven't seen brought up before: often when you have one cat who is neutered and one who is not in the same household the one who hasn't been fixed will act aggressively towards the other cat(s) if they're in heat or catch the scent of another cat in estrus. It happens with dogs too. She's not a tom so she probably doesn't spray, but I'd be willing to bet she gets into spats with Wasabi when she is in heat.

There's not only the behavioral issues associated with female unspayed cats, there's also the fact that they are more likely to die of uterine and mammary cancer at a relatively young age. If amber bought like 50 less shitty earring packs a month at Wal-Mart she could save up enough to spay the poor cat.

 

[angelicbitch]

Even with the veggies being zero she is still calculating her points wrong. In the last vid she shows her turkey burgers and roasted carrots and said they were 0 points . However the oil she used to roast them surely isn't. I don't think she factors any of that in so her calorie intake would be even higher.

Yeah, definitely. That's why I made sure to mention that RAW fruits and veggies are 0 points.
Her calorie intake is going to be higher no matter what because the points still vary from item to item, she's not doing WW correctly, and she's binging on top of that.

 

[C3PBRO]

You nerds are all nitpicking about how she baked her carrots when in the same video she baked a pizza the length of a football field. (:

 

[Clown Baby]

You nerds are all nitpicking about how she baked her carrots when in the same video she baked a pizza the length of a football field. (:

For real. How many points are in 4 1/2 lbs of dough? (Which is me being generous to big A and assuming she split the pizza with Becky, but lessbereal amber probably ate 3/4 of all that food.)

 

[haygurlhay]

It was her cheat meal, guyz! Her Weight Watcher points are designed specifically for the I'm-a-victim-of-literally-everything-and-that's-why-I'm-fat type of lady. It allows for pizzas normally meant to feed a little league baseball team, three bottles of Malibu rum, two four lokos and one trip to Cheesecake Factory a week. She's definitely on her way to losing 100 pounds this year like she originally set out to do!

 

[PropaGONDA]

Highlights from the YouNow:

She has already slipped up and had a few binges since starting Weight Watchers 2 weeks ago.

Got super salty with someone for asking why she would need to binge with 85 points , people who don't have BED don't understand how hard it is

Went to a doctor who told her to wash her face in water

Doesn't have insurance because she's afraid of doctors

Has not looked into getting insurance but thinking of paying out of pocket for them to check everything all at once.

Nah, clearly she's not scared of doctors seeing as she's always using the ER. She's scared of doctors because she is afraid to face the truth about her condition. ER does not give all the vital stats unlike a check-up, despite her saying otherwise. She knows deep down it's true that ER does not give a full comprehensive outline of her health, only a check-up with a regular physician can. She hasn't done it up to this point is because 1) she can't afford; 2) in denial about her health and wants to continue to live in blissful ignorance about her diabetes and obesity, etc. She doesn't want to be an adult and be responsible, she wants to continue being coddled by someone or something (having been in the system all her life), because doing so will force her to confront how fucked her pathetic life really is.

She complains all the time about having health anxiety and having mental health issues. All of this can be remediated if she just went to see a specialist. She will never see a specialist because she thinks she knows better (lmao, says the 500lb whale) and she is not ready to take accountability regarding anything. A real therapist or mental health counsellor would tell her straight up that her life is a mess and pretty much everything we've said on the farms. And unlike the farms, she can't really legitimately refute a professional's comments as "hate" like she does with us. So avoidance is better. Her current excuse for not seeing a therapist is because "she didn't like it" - she's too dense to realise that looking for a therapist is like going shopping for one - there's a lot of trial and error. She's gotten to the point she has is because she doesn't want to work hard, does not have patience, and is only looking for quick-fixes and instant gratification.