🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[C3PBRO]

My grandmother is where the Portuguese comes in , We are like heinz 57

Sorry I should have been more clear. I don't doubt her heritage is Portuguese. But her nationality is solidly American. She just has no grasp of the English language, yet wants to claim talent in writing.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Sorry I should have been more clear. I don't doubt her heritage is Portuguese. But her nationality is solidly American. She just has no grasp of the English language, yet wants to claim talent in writing.

Having a Portuguese grandmother is a tiny sliver of her heritage, which in itself is pretty nonexistent since she didn't have a cohesive enough family to even inherit any traditions or even recipes from. Probably can't even point it out on a map.
She is basically illiterate.

 

[vodka]

My BC came and picked them up and they were constantly arguing , my BC said she was so rude and disrespectful to the point she was causing major problems in her home , Amber had plans on going to "visit" Kasey and stay for 2 weeks I think and in that time .. my BC had my sister tell Amber she couldn't come back, which I agree was wrong beyond wrong. Amber stayed there permanently from that point on.

I think BC probably is biological child, here's the first post she mentioned it.

 

[Queen Doris]

Welcome to the Farms, Aunt Tammie! You look lovely, and it's nice to meet you.

I'm sorry that it's come to this, and I can't imagine the pain you've gone through watching your niece do this to herself, and how she's treated you and other people that try to help. So many people in Amber's position don't get someone like you, but she was lucky and more than squandered that. You've said that you're letting go of her, and I'm glad that it's a weight off of your shoulders. It's also great to hear that your sister is undergoing treatment for her cancer. I hope things turn around for her.
Also going on the trend of praising our users here - we're alright. I've only been here for a little while after lurking for months, but I really like these guys.

With Amber, I feel like going back and watching her older videos is necessary. It's a sizable backlog, but in almost every video, you can catch her in a lie. Only a few comments provide older videos with timestamps to prove that she's lying. We need more of that.
It won't stop her enablers from spouting their sludgy positivity, because evidence is too hard for these people to understand, apparently.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

I think BC probably is biological child, here's the first post she mentioned it.

Maybe it's the pronoun usage that makes it confusing to me. She is really saying the biological child is expressing that Amber is causing problems in the grandmother's home, not the BC's home.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

In which our Hamplanet states she will never be a professional YouTuber...

That sore tho.

 

[Gorl Please]

Hey! I've been lurking but decided to post.
Has Amber's Tumblr been talked about yet?!

 

[Country Matters]

Hey! I've been lurking but decided to post.
Has Amber's Tumblr been talked about yet?!

Didn't know she had a tumblr- link?

 

[formerfatcow]

Long time lurker. Blah blah blah. Love you guys.

I can't get over the rapid decline of Dustin. She's always been special. But man...

AL really is like McMidas, everything she touches turns morbidly obese- Dustin, Twinkie, Mary, Sharla.


Also her Tumblr is http://mustbepearls.tumblr.com

AL, come on GORLLL, it's not a funny reblog when it's your AHCTUAL life.


Edit: sped snaps

 

[SisterChristian]

Fun facts from the last YouNow:

AL used to call Destiny "Daddy"

AL also says Dana isn't a lesbian.

 

[formerfatcow]

Fun facts from the last YouNow:

AL used to call Destiny "Daddy"

AL also says Dana isn't a lesbian.

Takes a fake lesbian to know a fake lesbian?

 

[Five Bladed Knife]

She's going to be one lucky duckface if she manages not to get that thing on her arm infected, but it kind of looks like that ship has already sailed for parts unknown. If I woke up and saw that red pitted weirdness on me, I'd be looking to at least visit the day clinic or something. But our kind hostess has been worrying at it for how long now?

Seconding the backup plan with Rafe. I don't think Becky is going to let a giant, screechy, nearly-immobilized dependapotamus into her house on a permanent basis, much less sign up to be that person's nurse and chauffeur. It's been hilarious watching Big Al constantly try to push to escalate the relationship and get smacked down every time, though! I initially wondered why she was pretending to like Rafe, but not anymore. Rafe is her backup plan for when Becky finally puts her foot down and tells Big Al that no way no how is she moving in and taking over her life.

 

[Gorlwhut]

In which our Hamplanet states she will never be a professional YouTuber...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g_PYPynQifo
That sore tho.

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It looks like someone put out a cigarette on her arm

 

[Country Matters]

AL really is like McMidas, everything she touches turns morbidly obese- Dustin, Twinkie, Mary, Sharla.


Also her Tumblr is http://mustbepearls.tumblr.com

AL, come on GORLLL, it's not a funny reblog when it's your AHCTUAL life.


Edit: sped snaps

Okay so I looked through her tumblr. There was mostly reblogged stuff, lots of long-distance relationship stuff, too, even in 2015. And lots of horny reblogs. It was a nightmare trying to slog through

Here's some screenshots I got: http://imgur.com/a/AMf5e

 

[Angry New Ager]

It looks like someone put out a cigarette on her arm

Or a spider bite--some of those can leave a similar crater-like sore.

But in neither case do they remain unhealed like that for months on end. Unless, of course, you've got the Beetus.

 

[smallmilk]

In which our Hamplanet states she will never be a professional YouTuber...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g_PYPynQifo
That sore tho.

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Her boob crack in the thumbnail looks like an ice pick thats about to stab her in the neck

 

[Dustin's snapchat]

hey guys.could someone tell me what is the name of dustin's snapchat?i can't seem to find it

 

[Five Bladed Knife]

She's got one of the worst cases of necktits I've ever seen--and I used to hang out with Renfaire people with those tits-on-a-plate bodices. She looks like one of those goofy homemade dolls done with old pantyhose pinched and sewn into clumps and then stuffed with batting fluff. I know she thinks she's being all sexy, but when the smoosh line goes all the way up to her chins and her breasts appear to end somewhere around her knees, it ruins the illusion she's trying to create.

 

[poking stick]

On her last YouNow, the only people AL blocked are the spammers, and those who commented on her hygiene. You could get away with minor trolling, but when you say something like "How do you clean yourself? U MUST STINK!!" or "Do you clean yourself with a stick and a rag?" you're definitely going to that block list, boo!

Wonder if it's bc she's showing off to Becky or it accurately hit the mark.

 

[TwinkleTwinkle]

On her last YouNow, the only people AL blocked are the spammers, and those who commented on her hygiene. You could get away with minor trolling, but when you say something like "How do you clean yourself? U MUST STINK!!" or "Do you clean yourself with a stick and a rag?" you're definitely going to that block list, boo!

Wonder if it's bc she's showing off to Becky or it accurately hit the mark.

prolly both, you know big albert