🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

As someone pointed out before, it's so odd and gross how her go-to insults when she ragepigs out are all body shameeen other people's genitals. And usually women's at that while she takes such great offense to being called things like "raglynn bleed" while being a 600 pound melted candle who didn't give a shit about dumping pints of blood on whatever she sat her shelf on.
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Scooter's making the same face every viewer was making while hearing her talk about how she has a "dainty" vaginé with "almost no labia". Which how would she know? She's not seen down there in probably multiple decades at this point. But it's even odder how she's done this before to gay men like The Ankle. Why would such an amendment lezbean be so concerned with a homosexual man's penis that she'd go out of her way to speculate on it's size?
 
I would really like an episode where Amber is and and they announce special guest star - Jade Francis of New York!
That might be fun.
I think Jade Francis was probably the person blowing up Amber’s phone on one of the first streams telling her to keep Jade Francis’s name out of her mouth. But I’ll keep holding out hope.
 
I can't watch Keem's show. It's basically an internet version of Maury or Jerry Springer. The script is so poorly writte and everything so egregiously acted that it can manage to make someone as weird and kooky as Amber seem boring and uninteresting. It appeals to the lowest common denominator, e.g., the low-IQ paypigs that will send hundreds of dollars just to say "lol fat" in the chat.

Worse than those. I could easily get through an episode of either of them without needing to pace myself. At least there was a period of silence, however brief, in between the audience and/or the guests screaming at each other.

I need to know who wrote said script because it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. There is no plot development gained by it. There is no angle to take advantage of it.

I mean she mentioned donkey and fiona the other live and claims Rachel looks like Lord Farquad (She looks more like Woody, fight me) so I just don't understand the angle they were going for?

There TOO much contrast between her saying "I've never seen a Shrek" and then crying about people calling her a liar all the time.

I'm just so fucking dumbfounded as to why she would either say that on her own volition OR someone write it in a script and her go along with it.

What was there to gain?!?!?

Serial liar that can't stop lying about anything. The fact that it's believable that she'd impulsively lie about something so stupid like that (even if it was actually scripted) says a lot.

What the fuck is with her and sexualizing every insult she throws out!? Is she projecting some weird shit about her vjajay being ridden with disease and "ugly"? Cottage cheese, you must be as ugly as the vagina that birthed you..
and what the fuck is with "you humiliate me and it must turn you on", is it another projection?
She's giving Cartman in the petit Tourette's when he starts telling on himself

She's always done a form of this to be “edgy,” but that (and that whiny baby voice she does when mocking people) have kicked up to 12 since she hopped on the Short Bus, to the point it’s the only things she does now. Figure it’s like how she’ll occasionally try to claim that people find her hot when it’s not the truth. More attention seeking, but “edgy, but kid that just took sex ed levels of edgy.”

No.
She doesn't.

For someone who's apparently all about pussy and she's a 5000% lesbian carpetmuncher, she knows nothing about the outside of a vagina.

(She also doesn't know anything about the inside of a vagina, especially as someone who survived uterine cancer, but sadly a lot of women in America can't tell you about their own inside anatomy like that.)

This is (partly) why I believe that if Amber did have a sex drive, she’s bisexual at the most. All these female exes, yet all her sex and catcalling stories but one or two involve heterosexual contact?
 
Does she understand what the labia minora is and what it does - it is very important part of hygiene and arousal
the whole thing about not having labia minora is such a male pornbrained take, I wonder where she took it from. a True and Honest lesbian would never inadvertently put other women down like that over some beef curtains.

also lol, the studies show that post-menopausal women start losing their labia minora because estrogen is not hitting anymore and everything is shriverling in the coochie area... really not a flex she thinks it is at a tender age of 35. if only she could reach down there to apply some estrogel!
 
the whole thing about not having labia minora is such a male pornbrained take, I wonder where she took it from. a True and Honest lesbian would never inadvertently put other women down like that over some beef curtains.

also lol, the studies show that post-menopausal women start losing their labia minora because estrogen is not hitting anymore and everything is shriverling in the coochie area... really not a flex she thinks it is at a tender age of 35. if only she could reach down there to apply some estrogel!

Definitely porn, maybe the odd bodice ripper. She used to try to to flex about how often she had sex with Destiny and Becky (I swear she used to claim that Becky and her did it at least three times a week in the beginning), how Destiny was a squirter, or how her vulva was "naturally hairless." Plus the lesbian sex she was talking to Libby about was porn style scissoring. Like with her looks, she overcompensates for her lack of sex life/drive by doing a bunch of sexpest virgin sex talk with only porn as a reference.
 
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I smell a new grift in the script, ya’ll. Keem is trying to plant the seeds of Becky coming on (also everyone keeps mIsGeNdErInG her lol, lmao even) to either Bus or Queens. Apparently they’ve been reaching out to her. How very convenient when St Necky, Patron of E-Beggars, is going through a major medical event and could use a little quick coin from such a stint. Amber is threatening to quit over it- again.

Also, and this is obvious, Scooter is such a disingenuous faggot. I can’t stand how obviously false he is, and how fake he has been from the beginning. I understand that’s the point, but it makes my skin crawl when you see someone who has sold their personality and integrity for fucking Keemstar and cheap money. Sweet Tea is just as annoying with her meth mouth, but at least she seems to have maybe a drop of sincerity.

edit: now Amber “quit” (logged off until the script says to return, I’m sure) and keem says that if she really quits, he’ll hire Becky for Lolcow Turtle. The cyclical nature of this plot is exhausting, bro.
 
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I can’t sleep so went to see what’s was happening on lolcow bus and I saw ALR crash out and Keem say Beck looked like a turtle lmfao

Although 🌈🌈🌈 for them all assuming Beck will reach out, Becky is a retard who doesn’t know how to do shit lmao

Edit - they met a dono goal to “Interview Beck”
 
No.
She doesn't.

For someone who's apparently all about pussy and she's a 5000% lesbian carpetmuncher, she knows nothing about the outside of a vagina.

(She also doesn't know anything about the inside of a vagina, especially as someone who survived uterine cancer, but sadly a lot of women in America can't tell you about their own inside anatomy like that.)
Shes incredibly a self-hating woman, not only that but her bragging about "not having a labia minora". Like shes so fucking retarded, is shes literally comparing herself to a child [child Amber being molested call back?] and unaware that her pussy isnt "dainty" its surrounded by pounds of fat- if she pulled a Tammy she would have to come to terms with being physically a woman
 
I smell a new grift in the script, ya’ll. Keem is trying to plant the seeds of Becky coming on (also everyone keeps mIsGeNdErInG her lol, lmao even) to either Bus or Queens.
Lol, one of the haydur discord servers is seriously stating that tonight should be considered “attempted murder” for Beck being their name was brought up so much. These are not serious people. What a fucking joke. Me’ntuhl illness, innit?
 
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Day 13 Superchats rose again to $2528. Live viewership remained around 3.8k.

Superchat last night was $1682. Total # of superchats for this stream were 161 chats ($16/chat average). Last stream had 115 chats ($15/chat average).

Did Keem Starfish ⭐ 🐟 really gift 50 memberships at the beginning of the stream just so the greys (non-paying subscribers) could spam the chat with messages like " ❄️ CAT KILLER ❄️ "? That looks and smells like a pump-and-dump stock or scam 💩 by a shady accountant participating in money laundering.

Views still haven't gone up even with superchats increasing. So at least folks are doing their part and not giving YawnCow views..we continue to cheer for the DROP 📉
 
Say what you will about the scripts or Beck or all that, Hammy is genuinely upset deep down and I find it amusing.
LMFAOOO alr crashed out and started slapping her liver boob around
Gonna have to agree. Funniest thing to come out of this shit by far. It gives twitted tipples energy.


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"YES THIS IS A FUCKIN LIVER BOOB. ITS A FUCKIN LIVER BOOB WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCHES"
 
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So apparently Snowflake has "confirmed" this. Per Bizzy Little Bee and FFG on Twitter it's in Snowflake's video.

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Snowflake Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d5un8B4Eww

At the relevant timestamp : https://youtu.be/3d5un8B4Eww&t=5461

I would clip it but I have the wrong type of autism and a laptop circa last century.

Amberlynn Reid has another meltdown.mp4
Uhhhh???? Why was he being so fucking weird when Amber was mentioning how "cute and dainty" her pussy is? Is this the Irish cunt confirming he's seen Amber's nudes?

Also seconding/thirding how gross it is that all of Amber's insults revolve around insulting someone elses looks. She's so insecure, I think having to do this stream with Sweet Tea and interacting with the other women in the LCU has made her feel incredibly inferior and that's like the #1 trigger for our narcissistic girly. Everything she says at this point is just her projecting because they're such odd things to say and also weirdly specific. Calling people full of cottage cheese when she has liver tits bigger than her actual boobs and a second knee growing out of thigh fat is definitely a choice. Any woman describing their genitalia as "cute and dainty and small and perfect" is incredibly porn rotted and male gaze centered as well. A woman of her age and who also claims to be a lesbian should have no reason to view vaginas as ugly or imperfect.

Edit: to avoid double posting I'm watching tonight's stream because everyone in the thread is making it sound kinda worth and genuinely, Sweet Tea's absolutely shocked face when Amber said she doesn't know where Russia is had me laughing out loud for a couple minutes. It's also kind of hard to take it seriously that's Amber's really pissed off when she's saying how she's going to marry some Albert person in the middle of ranting about Becky and Snowflake.

 
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I slowed down the 2 inch high stretchy leg kicks with hope in my heart, but I'm afraid I have very disappointing news..

Not an ankleball in sight 😔. The dragging leggings covered it al.
She also mentioned her chair is already broken. Who would've thought with a weight limit of 300lbs.

Pls do better next crash out Amber. Show layg or tumble off your chair. Bonuspoints for a combo move.

I'll write the script to save some time:

1. Chair breaks.
2. You fall backwards and land on your back.
3. Laygs remain upward while you're in turtle position.
4. Ankleballs.
5. Call for help to get back up, but only after 20 donos.
 
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