🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PiggyPie]

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This is some real talent, man... great job... I'm loving all the details

Also, no way is this bitch a 3x.. maybe in kindergarten

 

[666EVE666]

From her ask.fm....

Spoiler

https://ask.fm/zebraprintlovee

 

[Bustcakes]

From her ask.fm....

https://ask.fm/zebraprintlovee

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AL, your cave of wonders isn't so special that it can't stretch.

 

[Calling]

From her ask.fm....

https://ask.fm/zebraprintlovee

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What the fuck. I was having such a good day, then I read this and now I'm having a horrible day.

 

[666EVE666]

What the fuck. I was having such a good day, then I read this and now I'm having a horrible day.

Sorry


They've been dating for one month...I'd be so freaked out if my new gf of one month implied we'd be together for 70 years...

Also, lesssssbereal, if AL stays on this track in regards to her weight/health, she won't be around for nearly as long as that.

 

[Cocco]

Jfc, Amberlynn. Go get screened for diabetes. A lot of places do free screening, even WAl-Mart!!! Find out who's doing free screening in your area and quit making fucking excuses....errr....I mean lying.

She must have a loooot of problems, she seems anemic, probably zero vitamin D etc etc

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Sorry


They've been dating for one month...I'd be so freaked out if my new gf of one month implied we'd be together for 70 years...

Also, lesssssbereal, if AL stays on this track in regards to her weight/health, she won't be around for nearly as long as that.

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70 years? I give it four. She's not going to live to see 35.

 

[Cockyxx]

i fixed it for her

 

[HerpDerp]

I am giddy with anticipation of the move in and video debut of Becky, y'all! Our gorl is boring on her own.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

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That was an absolute thing of beauty! I love the attention to detail like the bite out of a hamburger on the laptop instead of an apple. Just perfection.

Also, I call major bullshit on her "hole" *shudder* being tiny. When you're THAT big, EVERYthing on you is big.

 

[She Who Dealt It]

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Did you make her MacBook a BigMacBook? Haha!!! Never stop.

 

[haygurlhay]

I think she really wants to be a dainty, "cute" girl and thinks telling people she has a small hole makes her seem cute and untouched or something lol it's like when she always tells people how short she is. "I'm BARELY 5'3"."

 

[JayBlue]

My mother at her heaviest was 210 and 5'4. She wore a 2-3x. She's lost weight since then. So AL is NOT 3x

 

[EH 110]

I think she really wants to be a dainty, "cute" girl and thinks telling people she has a small hole makes her seem cute and untouched or something lol it's like when she always tells people how short she is. "I'm BARELY 5'3"."

I think so, too. But it's hard to convince people you're dainty and petite and fragile when you're 400 pounds overweight.

 

[AlineBawb]

I think she really wants to be a dainty, "cute" girl and thinks telling people she has a small hole makes her seem cute and untouched or something lol it's like when she always tells people how short she is. "I'm BARELY 5'3"."

I get sooo creeped out when she makes these sorts of declarations of her ultimate tinyness. It's scary how sick in the head poor Big AL really is.
Gorl, lez be for real-for real. You are not petite. You are a full sized adult male walrus.

 

[SweetDee]

Ahahahahaaaaaa... dainty and petite. Lawdy.

I find it hilarious that her body distributes fat everywhere except her tits.

I swear, she's such an easy(huge) target that it makes it both easier and more difficult for me to continue to berate her. Didn't even know that was possible.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

There is NO way she is only 2x-3x, especially in womens clothing. I'm 5'5 and at my heaviest I was 300 pounds and I gain weight like Amber, everywhere. 3X was usually just right with womens shirts and 2Xwith mens t-shirts. Every size is about 30-40 pounds depending on how you gain weight, you do the math. About 7X-8X sounds more correct lmao

AL is very bottom heavy. That's how she manages to take all of these selfies where she appears to be a much smaller fat woman. Her top half is definitely not a 2-3X anymore, but I doubt it is a 7-8X.

tbh the last few pages have me genuinely curious how many farmers here are smaller fats who watch AL as super fatty confidence porn. lmao, I get it guys, she makes me feel like a goddamned stick insect.

 

[Cocco]

Wtf? I would be scared if I was ''loved'' by her

 

[Girl Crush]

Also, I call major bullshit on her "hole" *shudder* being tiny. When you're THAT big, EVERYthing on you is big.

Here's all I'm going to say about the matter. Look up vaginal prolapse. Keep in mind that while it affects all women to some degree, it disproportionately affects women who had babies and/or are very fat. Look at the pictures, if you dare.

She um, might be telling the truth in the most horrifying way possible.

tbh the last few pages have me genuinely curious how many farmers here are smaller fats who watch AL as super fatty confidence porn. lmao, I get it guys, she makes me feel like a goddamned stick insect.

Oh, you know it. I'm one. I mostly use it as weighloss encouragement. It's just that "I'm going to lose weight right thus second" was discouraged earlier in the thread.

 

[MICHAELKORS_slay]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2IxdhwLq5Kw
Wtf? I would be scared if I was ''loved'' by her

GORL, get in line. We know how much AL loves these "special" ones.

tbh the last few pages have me genuinely curious how many farmers here are smaller fats who watch AL as super fatty confidence porn. lmao, I get it guys, she makes me feel like a goddamned stick insect.

My husband has accused me of this, but it's more about her horrendous personality to me. That's what keeps drawing me into her shittier and shittier videos.