🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Calories]

A "mini vlog"

Spoiler: Local archive

2:20

She does the typing while "working" larp.
Goes to pick up a package from her mailbox, which is a ghostface necklace (says she has a bunch of other stuff with ghostface).
Goes to Grandmalynn with Mamalynn and there's an old calico cat there. Throws a catbed on mamalynns head.
Talks about swatching gelly roll pens, while Romeo is sitting in her shirt.


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[TrainWreckSpotter]

Really following her "no restrictions" diet, I guess.

She reviews steak nuggets and reiterates she's a dry gorl.

Explains how it's better for protein than a chicken nugget.

Said she just got the steak, and not fries and a beverage...

Jesus, and not a single bite of a fresh, raw, unprocessed piece of fruit or a vegetable. I’ll bet her bathroom counter is pleased that she eats so little fiber, but holy hell.

This is a typical part of Amber's deathfat diet cycle. "Eliminateen the foods I love comPLETEly won't work, so I'm practiceen moderation," until she says she can't, and with all of the recent stress she started bingeen. Cue another short-lived Jenny Craig/Weight Watchers arc.

I only check in with Amberlynn on rare occasions, when I catch wind that something actually happened. But I cannot abide listening to her drone on about how many "points" each thing she puts in her mouth is worth. Never. Again.

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[Constellationzero]

is sitting in her shirt.

Dress.

You mean DRESS.

A dress from TORRID. Size 6.

It's okay. Happens to the best of us.

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

Snapchat update/archive.

Poor Twinkie looks so overweight. That can't be comfortable for her.

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Holy fuck, it amazes me how much she pushes the human body beyond what is possible. I'm glad she's getting out and about and actually going to get her mail and shit, any walking is better than no walking. What confuses me is that she can do that, but she told Emily she can't bring groceries in? Is it the bending that's an issue for her? Or picking up heavy stuff? I don't know, I do think it's extremely irresponsible of her to show her mailbox and how to use the key fob to get into her apartment, with a partial view of her front door. I know most people know where she lives anyway, but holy shit Amber, I feel like internet safety rule number one is NEVER SHOW YOUR FRONT DOOR.

Credit to DispekfulMolments on Instagram, but holy shit, she's bad. I know black is a slimming colour, but girl....

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Get that poor fucking cat away from her before it goes missing too.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

A "mini vlog"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VJtQg9qEGHo

Spoiler: Local archive

first mini vlog [VJtQg9qEGHo].mp4

She does the typing while "working" larp.
Goes to pick up a package from her mailbox, which is a ghostface necklace (says she has a bunch of other stuff with ghostface).
Goes to Grandmalynn with Mamalynn and there's an old calico cat there. Throws a catbed on mamalynns head.
Talks about swatching gelly roll pens, while Romeo is sitting in her shirt.


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To do list:

-Bang on my unplugged keyboard for 5 minutes for future videos
-Plan my doordash and uber eats orders for the day (12 in total)
-Visit grandma so I can pick out the stuff I want when she finally dies
-Play choosey with my pets so I can decide which one is the next to wander out of the apartment when I want a new one
-Find a new and interesting way to piss of the guy who MamaLynn is stringing along
-Call Emily from a different number 50 times to see if she will take me back
-Watch 12 hours of reaction channels and read through all the forums to see what they are saying about me
-Write another journal entry about how I totally didn't kill 2 cats

 

[CornBogFitz]

Maybe late but currently streaming

https://www.youtube.com/live/uUT9Rlff9Qc

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Maybe late but currently streaming

https://www.youtube.com/live/uUT9Rlff9Qc

Its a clean up after she crashed out last night. She never really mentioned last night either, at least according to the comments. Should be fun to see more of the crash out

 

[TardiX]

but she told Emily she can't bring groceries in? Is it the bending that's an issue for her? Or picking up heavy stuff?

I think it's getting through the normal sized, non-ADA door

 

[Calories]

This is a typical part of Amber's deathfat diet cycle. "Eliminateen the foods I love comPLETEly won't work, so I'm practiceen moderation," until she says she can't, and with all of the recent stress she started bingeen. Cue another short-lived Jenny Craig/Weight Watchers arc.

I only check in with Amberlynn on rare occasions, when I catch wind that something actually happened. But I cannot abide listening to her drone on about how many "points" each thing she puts in her mouth is worth. Never. Again.

She just made a "Full day of eating while counting calories", she's not even bothered mentioning any "points" or calories anymore. She probably only pretends that she does, or just looks at the calories on her processed food, without budgeting or writing anything down.

Holy fuck, it amazes me how much she pushes the human body beyond what is possible. I'm glad she's getting out and about and actually going to get her mail and shit, any walking is better than no walking. What confuses me is that she can do that, but she told Emily she can't bring groceries in? Is it the bending that's an issue for her? Or picking up heavy stuff? I don't know, I do think it's extremely irresponsible of her to show her mailbox and how to use the key fob to get into her apartment, with a partial view of her front door. I know most people know where she lives anyway, but holy shit Amber, I feel like internet safety rule number one is NEVER SHOW YOUR FRONT DOOR.

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Credit to DispekfulMolments on Instagram, but holy shit, she's bad. I know black is a slimming colour, but girl....



Get that poor fucking cat away from her before it goes missing too.

The new short really displays how the shelf-ass is still living its best life. Which is actually her back fat with a hank hill ass underneath. Definitely not where the mythical 35 elbees have been lost.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The new short really displays how the shelf-ass is still living its best life. Which is actually her back fat with a hank hill ass underneath.

She has a back fupa that is bigger than most fat people's normal fupa

She just made a "Full day of eating while counting calories", she's not even bothered mentioning any "points" or calories anymore. She probably only pretends that she does, or just looks at the calories on her processed food, without budgeting or writing anything down.

She is probably just making it up as she goes. And she certainly isn't showing everything she eats

 

[KittiestKitty]

Hearing Amber say that Wasabi "won" choosey makes me want to be inhumane and violent.

 

[Hayduraide]

I believe Amber demands her journals be taken as 100% fact because of her shallow understanding of standard Middle School experiences reading things like the Diary of Anne Frank. She took a surface level understanding and ran with it, believing anything and everything in diaries and personal journals are 100% fact and everyone should agree, from experts and historical authorities to common school children. She's said dozens of times over the years everything she writes in her diaries and journals are 100% fact, claims "it's impossible to edit them" (as if only editing would make lies while the original contents are always absolute truth) and gets frustrated when people say, "You know it's easy to lie in a journal without editing them in the first place, right?"

People lie all the time in journals and diaries to soothe and delude themselves into feeling okay about bad behavior. As a kid I secretly read the diary of one of my siblings and the amount of cope and delusion was hilarious. I've read my own diary from when I was little and eye rolled at how much I got wrong based on feelings or misunderstandings of the world, myself, and people as a whole. Anyone who has ever kept a diary as a kid would know how easy it is to lie to yourself without even realizing, but somehow, for all the decades Amber has been journaling, she's never learned this and can't fathom why people don't understand her journals should be taken with the same esteem as security camera footage.

Last night, she insisted again her journal was how events made her FEEL, and thus it was the TRUTH. Feelings = Truth to her even in her old, middle age, and that's why she'll never find her way out of her delusions.

Spoiler: Short video clip of her last night saying everything in her journals is "the truth."

0:10

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Fucking hell, Hulk Hogan would have killed for arms that big

 

[Raw]

I really hope this Snapchat arc is over soon.

 

[strange creature]

Ignoring all the flaws in her “journal” that proves that this was written very recently to counter the allegations, her argument that it’s a personal journal so therefore it’s a pure insight of the events that day (because she knows journals are meant to be for yourself only, therefore she “wouldn’t lie” ) is crap.

She could’ve easily premeditated writing these journal entries so she can use it as evidence when she needs to. The pros outweighs the cons to her seeing she views these as real evidence. There’s a clear motive to write these lies.

Just because it’s supposedly a private journal doesn’t mean she wouldn’t lie. Lots of people lie to themselves to cope and to affirm their own beliefs.

 

[passionpoop]

Gotta say if Amber really did hit or push Emily, can't say the chick didn't deserve it. She murdered her last girlfriend and has been working on killing Amber next. Death by feeder would've been a crazy end to the arc though.

 

[Florid Psychotic]

What confuses me is that she can do that, but she told Emily she can't bring groceries in? Is it the bending that's an issue for her? Or picking up heavy stuff?

the real answer is probably "she's a lazy piece of shit," but bending could be an issue too. i would be shocked if she can fully bend her knees at her size, and if she tried to double over to pick up or set down bags without being very careful all that fat and fluid hung around her hips like a doughy inner tube is going to drag her feet out from under her the way a cargo ship capsizes if it only fills one side with ballast.

unrelated but i can't believe she's settled on that particular snapchat filter, either. it literally makes her lips look like an anime porn anus to an uncanny degree.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

He should absolutely do that. Emily will keep bringing degenerates to her basement and its just a matter of time before one of "mommys special friends she sees all the time" does or says something fucked up to the child. Im glad ambers not over there anymore, i have a suspicion amber would either directly put the kid or let the kid be in harms way in order to get points for "saving" them from something furthering a bond with emily.

Yes and especially the way Amber was talking about the kid saying “She started it!” Just gave me the ick. Amber is a fucking child herself and should be kept away from actual children.

 

[Dharma bump]

On that journal page she writes about Bumble cheating, "the death feeder thing" and the woman with tubes in the hospital and going through Emily's phone a few hours after writing about being fingered and fingering and looked after when sick. Before a meltdown about some tea having international. Sounds like an action packed evening.

Do the 'sapphics' these days say fingered? It used to just be fucking, or she's good with her hands.

I spent too long looking at this page before getting the gist and I did not consent and should have both known, and been warned.