🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She didn't get a shot of Shrek's head, but got most of the body. Unintentionally, or is she being a completely shady, shitty bitch? You decide.

I feel like Dana might have asked to be excluded from filming, (MIGHT have, we know Shrek's all about that drama), and AL lingered the camera on her body for too long on purpose to generate some "Is that Dana?? What a fat bitch!" comments from her ass licking choir, so she, in turn, can be like, "Dana is my friend, you gaaaaaaiz, b nice. (:"

Of course, I think I'm giving her too much credit here, as usual. I feel like she's not smart enough to be that petty.
 
So a "friend" is taking her to Virginia? If it was Destiny/Sharla/Mary she'd say their name. My mind went to Becky since she's trying to keep her identification a secret. Do you think the new girl would really haul her ass to Virginia to hang out with ALs ex girlfriend?
 
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Yes to whoever did this:lol:
 
mil0 dijo:
"I'm just obsessed with my bed...like....goals"
Lol. You're gonna be living in your bed real soon AL.
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Well, she finally has a goal that she can be successful in reaching. Her bed will be her life, soon.

Honestly, I do not know how anybody could see a photo of themselves like that one in the white sweater, and not immediately change their eating habits. I'm serious, I truly do not understand Why they would not think they were in deep shit and game over. That looks like rock bottom to me.

Just print that out and put that shit everywhere and STOP EATING crap and start on a 1500 calorie a day meal plan. That photo should indicate death fat even to her level of denial. And instead of buying Walmart crap, she should start saving for a gastric bypass because she has to change her gut metabolism. Or start on probiotics and see if that helps.

But she just says "that was a nice surprise?"

Yeah, it's always a surprise when friends try to help kill you.

If that photo isn't a wake up call, what would be?
 
Bitchboy95 dijo:
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Yes to whoever did this:lol:
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AL's arms are huge. Her whole body is a misshapen lump, a blob, but her arms are absolutely huge. Her upper arm is bigger than my thigh. It's probably bigger than Destiny's thigh and she's pretty damn big herself. It doesn't sound shocking but an arm that's bigger than a thigh is talking three inches, at least, of straight-up fat. I can't picture myself being able to function with so much unnecessary blubber all around to restrict the most basic of movements. It's bigger than her head and her head is skull, it's bone. Her knuckles are dark, she's breathing heavy, she doesn't do anything. She doesn't have any hobbies. She stares at a camera and talks, goes to Walmart, does her nails, sways to The Weeknd, makes kissie faces while she lifts her pig claw to her no-chin, eats out, lays in her bed. She's literally (gorl!) gonna die and she doesn't believe it. She looks awful and I'm not just saying that to be mean. She looks terrible. Her eyes are progressively looking darker and her videos are getting lazier and lazier. She's screwed by her own devices. Goals... I guess.
 
The scary thing is even though her arms are gigantic, her legs are even worse. That's why she hates showing her whole body on camera and we will never ever see her wear shorts of any kind. Whoever said the other day that she has to waddle because of the size of her thighs is spot on. You would think the sight of her legs would be a wake up call butttt no.
 
xenomorph dijo:
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The worst thing about those toilet paper on a stick things is there is no way possible it could adequately clean your ass crack. Imagine if your dog shit on a porous, crevice and smeared it. Imagine putting a paper towel on a stick and reaching around your back to clean it up. No fucking way. If you're too fat to wipe properly you need a bidet or to get in the fucking shower.
 
haygurlhay dijo:
The scary thing is even though her arms are gigantic, her legs are even worse. That's why she hates showing her whole body on camera and we will never ever see her wear shorts of any kind. Whoever said the other day that she has to waddle because of the size of her thighs is spot on. You would think the sight of her legs would be a wake up call butttt no.
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Power level coming up. I knew a raging alcoholic who would puke up blood in his toilet, but that didn't shake him. Long story short, he's dead now. Amberlynn is the less graphic equivalent of that. Some people will hold out until the very end, when it's too late. It's sad but some people are just actually really that sunk in their own denial.
 
Mad shade is being thrown on AL's Twitter. She retweeted "DO NOT BUY A GIRL A PROMISE RING IF YOU DO NOT PLAN OR SEE YOURSELF REPLACING IT WITH A ENGAGEMENT RING". Sounds like whatever fake friendship her and Destiny had after they were done is coming to an end. She sounds extremely salty.
 
Hey, guys! /Kailyn

I just want to post a friendly reminder about some of the forum guidelines that I feel like we're forgetting a little.

  • Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
  • Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, embarrassing details about yourself. We are not an asylum.
  • No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you make us cringe while trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
Please don't compare your own bodies to Amberlynn's. Unless one of us is secretly one of the "stars" of My 600 Lb Life, it goes without saying that she's fatter than the people posting here, because she's fatter than most people, period.

I don't want to discourage people from posting their thoughts about Amberlynn, because this is one of the fastest moving threads on the board. You guys are dedicated forum members. I also don't want to have to edit or remove people's posts, though, either. So, again, please consider the forum guidelines when you post.

Thank you!
 
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