🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Tiki Bar Man 2 dijo:
Aww I kinda liked the short lived arc when ricky was trying to help eric improve by learning to drive and getting a job and both losing weight. There's no doubt that living with Big Al probably had some effect on the divorce happening
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Ricky was the only sympathetic character in the Amberverse. Eric is a whiny succubus. I never understood what Ricky saw in him.
 
Empress of Lucite dijo:
...ya'll need to remember we're just as fucking lame for spending our time on KF laughing at fatties.
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Excuse me, but the proper term is ECCENTRIC. 😉

Yeah, this shitshow isn't fun anymore. But it's like a TV series you've watched for years and the final season feels like the writers are on autopilot. You just hang around to see how it ends.

What will happen to our Witless Wonder? Will one of her detractors finally post actual evidence of something worth giving a shit about? How fast will Ambo balloon to her 'highest recorded weight ever' with her new sidekick, Funnel-Boi? What is Amber's genetic limit? Which laaayg will the Dark Lord ('Beetus) take first? (I'm guessing the bigger one, but you never know). How desperate will Ambo get with her "content" when her viewership continues to plummet? To find the answers to these questions and more, tune in next time! Same FAT time; same FAT channel!
 
@Boolean Bitch, you are eccentric; I am fucking lame.

I’m currently watching the Ankle react to Amber’s most current livestream. After all my whining.

I deserve to be dunked by a 500 pound lesbian into a toxic lake, if not worse.
 
TrainWreckSpotter dijo:
Ricky was the only sympathetic character in the Amberverse. Eric is a whiny succubus. I never understood what Ricky saw in him.
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Ricky's only redeeming feature was that he barely attempted to hide his contempt for Gorlyflop, whereas Eric was a two faced bitch who kissed her shelf arse to her face and then talked shit behind her back, like the stuff with Rafe that he gleefully reported back to Amber despite also fucking talking about her.

And I swear I say this every time she changes persona but this current iteration of Amber is the most insufferable yet. Who the fuck did she pick up this "nnnneeeeooooooo" thing from? It's like she's finally living out the shitty teenage drama filled "romance" fiction that she used to write on Wattpad. Also can Alexis just fuck off now, it's clear she's just seething that Amber picked a pooner and Justin Feeder over her greasy ass. Or, now that she's monetized (apparently) on YT, was this all just part of one long grift to get some youtube coin?
 

Tried to sit through Apathetic Faxx's recap of Amber's latest livestream and failed. This has become so boring. Middle school level of he said she said. Doesn't help that her current speech patterns are so fucking annoying. I commend anyone who can tolerate Amber atm.
 
I noticed at one point in this last livestream Amber said "no" normally and then corrected herself to say that trashy "nay-oh" thing (that I'm pretty sure she got from Alexis)

Is someone in her orbit turned on by that or something? I can't imagine she's just out here doing it for free....OH wait a minute. There are probably redditors retards out there running to her comment section to complain about it, giving traffic to her channel.

Protip - A hate watch, thumbs-down, or rude comment is still interaction and it still makes 💰money💰 for Amber.
 
goodgrief dijo:
At this point, getting engaged should be listed as a hobby for every gorl in Hambo's orbit. Right after goeen to Wommart and goeen ouu too eeee.
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But the funniest part of that is not a single one of them wanted to propose to Amber, and that is the one thing she has wanted forever. I guess Becky did, but with a ring Amber picked out and bought for herself.
 
I don't even believe that Becky ackshooleee proposed, I think Big Al just kept harping on about it and Becky just went along with it because she was benzo'd out her tits/ depressed/ thought she'd never do any better so decided to settle and mindlessly went along with Amber's bullshit story about a true and honest diamond ring on a dildo, because she lacks anything resembling a spine and leaving Amber would have meant getting a *gasp* job.

Edit: me fail english
 
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w4vy_gr4vy dijo:
And I swear I say this every time she changes persona but this current iteration of Amber is the most insufferable yet.
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Drinks Buzzball(TM). Flourishes the buzzball exaggeratedly like a faggot.

Thahht is...HECTIC.
Thahht's HEC-TIC!

Ohhmaigahh, thahht is saoow... HECTIC!
It's HECTIC!
HECTIC!
I would NEV-VER do something HEC-TIC liek thahht!

Flourishes the buzzball in front of the camera. Eyefucks view finder. Drinks.

OhmaiGahh--I'm seww drunk, yew guise! Thahht's HECTIC!
 
Never understood Eric’s appeal to anyone. He gives off failed twink vibes.

He was whiny, unintelligent, a blind follower type and just… yuck,
 
Fat lesbian drama, jesus - bring back dramageddon. I’d rather listen to Jeffrey Starr threaten to scratch out everyone’s eyeballs than endure a gaggle of fat bitches too lazy to even speak in real-time speed. Are they all on xannies, or is the cholesterol clogging up their brain stems that much?? And fuck Gen Z for existing and giving “ALRD” her newest persona. Kill me.
 
Alisindria’s revenge dijo:
Fat lesbian drama, jesus - bring back dramageddon. I’d rather listen to Jeffrey Starr threaten to scratch out everyone’s eyeballs than endure a gaggle of fat bitches too lazy to even speak in real-time speed. Are they all on xannies, or is the cholesterol clogging up their brain stems that much?? And fuck Gen Z for existing and giving “ALRD” her newest persona. Kill me.
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Agreed. In terms of internet scandals, the current dueling livestream she said/she said situation doesn't hold a candle to watching James Charles's subscriber count fall off a cliff in real time. Those were good times.

I don't know whether Alexis is Generation Z, but her affect says "I'm too cool for you losers," and her sarcasm sequencer is set to 11/10. She's trying so hard to act as if none of this stuff bothers her. And yet she was practically begging Big Al to be her girlfriend. I bet she would crawl over broken glass from Wisconsin to Oklahoma to plant sweet, sweet kisses on Big Al's swollen legs. Pick a lane, beanie head.
 
What I find sad about all this bullshit, is that it should be overwhelmingly entertaining - like in the good ol' days (so much is going on, new people, drunk Fat Fuck, creepy DM's etc) but ALR's new personality and the Haydurz/reactors have become so obnoxious and intolerable that it's impossible to enjoy any of it. At least I'm struggling to enjoy it.

I can't even get through simple compilations/highlights because every moment it's either Hamber's shitty new personality and speech pattern or an equally twatty side character being incessantly aggravating.
The wishy washing brown nosing of whoever is the new flavour of the week, as we saw with Alexis being placed on a pedestal is weird as fuck.

There will never be another Gaycare era level of enjoyment to be had.

I think the happiest and most honest (as in showing her true personality) ALR has ever been, was when she was with Becky. Everything since their break up has been a sad sham. All false, all a show.
She had an audience of 3 dopes to show off for, Thumb was her slave and did everything she wanted, she could walk around with the poop bun and not care, she could fulfil her spiteful streak by bullying said slave, she had social circles to leech onto and suck dry. She had it made.

All of this recent nonsense makes it more obvious how empty her life is now, even though so much is happening. How bloody boring for the viewers.

Bullshit rant about bullshit.
 
maybe a pigeon dijo:
I don't know whether Alexis is Generation Z, but her affect says "I'm too cool for you losers," and her sarcasm sequencer is set to 11/10. She's trying so hard to act as if none of this stuff bothers her. And yet she was practically begging Big Al to be her girlfriend. I bet she would crawl over broken glass from Wisconsin to Oklahoma to plant sweet, sweet kisses on Big Al's swollen legs. Pick a lane, beanie head.
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Alexis was absolutely into Amber and I'm sorry but how insane is it to be someone's friend for a year, apparently be infatuated with them, then when they choose someone else over you (who is a known feeder probably out to kill them for fetish purposes).... And then you end the friendship and air their dirty laundry to strangers on the internet and threaten to post their nudes and act like you're above everything?


Amber sucks but Jesus Christ Alexis. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
 
passionpoop dijo:
Alexis was absolutely into Amber and I'm sorry but how insane is it to be someone's friend for a year, apparently be infatuated with them, then when they choose someone else over you (who is a known feeder probably out to kill them for fetish purposes).... And then you end the friendship and air their dirty laundry to strangers on the internet and threaten to post their nudes and act like you're above everything?


Amber sucks but Jesus Christ Alexis. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
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Add to that alexis then tries to smoothe things over with dumptrucklynn on the last drunk livestream…like bitch…
 
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