🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I call shenanigans]

Remember when she couldn't even say the word, she'd have to spell it out. I was never sure if she was trolling or genuinely embarassed, inexperienced.

Probably a bit of each. The killer for me was her talking about her “period hole”. I was just so shocked that any woman would call her vagina that. I realise some (particularly older) woman can be embarrassed by the word, but those same women tend to have menstral embarrassment as well. I was stunned that a relatively young woman (she was 29 at the time), and a lesbian at that, would be so shy of using correct names for female genitalia. I probably wouldn’t have noticed if she’d used slang terms like Veejayjay even, but “period hole”, no fucking way. She was also dumb enough to believe a surgeon would repair her hymen after a hysteroscopy, like it actually matters whether it’s intact or not.

 

[Dinosours]

I think her reluctance for using correct words for her private parts is part of her arrested development. She never grew beyond 12 and it shows with how she acts. Some may say she acts like a teenager, but really, it's like what a preteen thinks a teenager acts like. She's so stunted it's insane.

 

[Constellationzero]

In what alternate reality is ^this^ anywhere NEAR hailing distance of being 'flattering'?

No shit, right?

Hambutt's chest looks...UPHOLSTERED. And that "dress" is just another tee shirt.

 

[marjoram]

I’m sure I must have missed this somewhere along the line but— What’s the deal with the self published “journals” and crap on Amazon by “Damon White”? Lots of stupid quotes from FatAls stupid “poetry” and faux deep philosophical claptrap.

I don’t think it’s Amber, of course, but rather a troll that really shot wide. 20 bucks for this crap? The cost of self publishing? There’s just so much wrong here.. God I hope it’s not a Farmer..

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

I’m sure I must have missed this somewhere along the line but— What’s the deal with the self published “journals” and crap on Amazon by “Damon White”? Lots of stupid quotes from FatAls stupid “poetry” and faux deep philosophical claptrap.

I don’t think it’s Amber, of course, but rather a troll that really shot wide. 20 bucks for this crap? The cost of self publishing? There’s just so much wrong here.. God I hope it’s not a Farmer..

Sounds more like a Reddit (or FB) thing than a Farmer...unless we've been seriously infiltrated lol

Definitely sounds too much like 'hard work' for lardass herself...

 

[Blackpink]

Fat Al and her idol Fat Alex
The blind dumb leading the blind dumber.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

There was a blogger ALR used to follow to the point of ‘monkey see, monkey do’; pretty sure she went by the name of Piink Sparkles.

She does it with every blogger she becomes obsessed with; aping their behaviour, how they dress, makeup styles and vocal expressions.

With nothing new or interesting in her own life to blog about, we’ll see more and more of her trying what works for others, forgetting that for many, the appeal is also because they prepare well, look presentable and professional and add real personality to the mix.

 

[dogpill]

I’m sure I must have missed this somewhere along the line but— What’s the deal with the self published “journals” and crap on Amazon by “Damon White”? Lots of stupid quotes from FatAls stupid “poetry” and faux deep philosophical claptrap.

I don’t think it’s Amber, of course, but rather a troll that really shot wide. 20 bucks for this crap? The cost of self publishing? There’s just so much wrong here.. God I hope it’s not a Farmer..

From what I've found, those books were published in the 2010s and already on Amazon, just an insane coincidence that a guy named Damon White is writing books about Destiny and dewdrops.

The journals on the other hand are more than likely an opportunistic troll that discovered the author then whipped up journal covers to list under his name.

Original self publishing site with older reviews:
Destiny book (a)
Dew drops book (a)

 

[Thumb Butler]

Amber looks like a total solar eclipse in the black dress. The moon could never.

 

[Cornfed]

I'm late on this, but Amber definitely bought that tacky moon thing for herself. It is just too much like the stupid, vapid shit she loves to buy anyway.

 

[Major Pain]

I don't know if it's just because she's lazy...
I don't know if it's just because she's uncapable of creativity...
I don't know if it's just because every caretaker of hers is just that, nothing more...
I don't know if she just has some weird semi-cucking fetish...
I don't know if she just really likes the movie...
But why the fuck does potato choker call every woman in her life "Babe"
It just seems like she doesn't view any of them as an individual, worthy of a unique pet name. (apart from Faleeeeeen, but it's hard to miss what set her aside...)

 

[Mekahineyho]

I'm late on this, but Amber definitely bought that tacky moon thing for herself. It is just too much like the stupid, vapid shit she loves to buy anyway.

I’ve flip flopped in my mind a few times if it’s real, which it could be because anyone (including her exs) that entertains a “relationship” with her or friendship is just as goofy and childish as she is. It’s probably a made up person but also as recently as Jade, they were buying each other dumb shit on Amazon all the time and pretending to both be super emotional about the gifts and it would be like a pair of socks with smiley faces on it.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I’ve flip flopped in my mind a few times if it’s real, which it could be because anyone (including her exs) that entertains a “relationship” with her or friendship is just as goofy and childish as she is. It’s probably a made up person but also as recently as Jade, they were buying each other dumb shit on Amazon all the time and pretending to both be super emotional about the gifts and it would be like a pair of socks with smiley faces on it.

I quick check and this plaque s available on ETSY for $15-20. So, first present was a $400 lego, the second one was a $15. plaque.

 

[-Jack-]

I quick check and this plaque s available on ETSY for $15-20. So, first present was a $400 lego, the second one was a $15. plaque.

So you guys are all telling me you don't buy someone you've never met, only spoken online to for a month or so a $400 gift?? Wow.. romance is dead goisee

 

[StrawberryDouche]

No. No. We're not doing BABE-UH again, Amber. Absolutely not. Put it down.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

With nothing new or interesting in her own life to blog about, we’ll see more and more of her trying what works for others, forgetting that for many, the appeal is also because they prepare well, look presentable and professional and add real personality to the mix.

People watch other people (whether they're annoying as fuck like that Alex chick, or actually likeable) for their unique personalities & their own personal experiences & commentary. Lard Lass is a hard watch bcuz of the way she looks, 1. & 2, the way she absorbs personalities is..unsettling. Who knows who the fuck Fat AL even is, she doesn't even know. She should be using this single time to figure it out, bcuz it's creepy as fuck. I can't stand it when she puts on these performances that mimic others. She's so easy to predict & read, it's pathetic.

 

[lostinwoods]

We watch because she's the size of an adult black grizzly bear not her personality. Someone posted here they would watch her open cabinets because she's so damn fat that it's interesting to see. If she lost weight she'd lose over half of her cult audience. Type 'super fat' in the youtube search and tell me she's not fattr than all those people. Her brand is fat.

 

[catbyte]

The king of screenshots, OrkoTV, has dropped another winner about ALR.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Late to the party but after being a bit undecided on it, Amber has definitely 100% 0% bought that shit/ got it done at a printers for herself.

I can understand it not having ValEnTiNe'S name on it, but if her (fake and gay) gorlfren bought it *for Amber* it should at least have Amber's name on it? It just proves how fucking stupid Hambrainlynn is that the most creative pseudonym she could come up with for it is "babe", because every fucking gf Amber has ever had has been called "babe". As obnoxious as Bambi/Fleeeen was, at least it was different.

I can sort of swallow that there is a new wipey waiting in the wings because, despite being a sentient pile of toxic waste, she somehow always manages to drag some sped lesbo into her orbit but this present is as fake as Amber's accents.

 

[ramen noodles]

The moon thing was a trend on tiktok for a while, no doubt she 100% ordered it there