🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FickleFuck dijo:
I too would like a pin. Oklahoma has been slightly less dead than Wipey era, but it's still worse than the Gay Care.
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Sadly for us, and ALR’s wallet, we’ll never get the Gay Care era back! I miss Eric, who had Peetz like qualities of letting the truth slip without realising it. Plus Ricky was adorable in his obvious loathing of the mammoth in his home.
 
Can someone confirm that Krystal's parents weren't actually ALR's foster parents initially? It's tinfoil, I know, but the more I see of her whole Krystal Saga, the more confused and suspicious I am.

She was treated more like a foster kid in that house and I'm sure she'd lie about it too because it would be highly inappropriate of her to get into a relationship with her ''foster sister''. She talks about her foster family spoiling her with Disney trips and being overly accommodating - exactly how Krystal's parents were with her.
She's so fucking boring that I'm looking too deep into all the new Krystal clips.

One of you nobs should be knowledgeable enough to tell me I'm wrong.
 
dfranki723 dijo:
Can someone confirm that Krystal's parents weren't actually ALR's foster parents initially? It's tinfoil, I know, but the more I see of her whole Krystal Saga, the more confused and suspicious I am.

She was treated more like a foster kid in that house and I'm sure she'd lie about it too because it would be highly inappropriate of her to get into a relationship with her ''foster sister''. She talks about her foster family spoiling her with Disney trips and being overly accommodating - exactly how Krystal's parents were with her.
She's so fucking boring that I'm looking too deep into all the new Krystal clips.

One of you nobs should be knowledgeable enough to tell me I'm wrong.
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By the time she was with Krystle, she'd aged out of the foster care system. She was with Casey before Krystle and by that time was basically on her own, mooching off Casey's mom. I think Krystle's parents were just very nice, very naive and willing to be generous with her.

Al lies and exaggerates a lot so who knows if her Disney stories were even true.
 
dfranki723 dijo:
Can someone confirm that Krystal's parents weren't actually ALR's foster parents initially? It's tinfoil, I know, but the more I see of her whole Krystal Saga, the more confused and suspicious I am.

She was treated more like a foster kid in that house and I'm sure she'd lie about it too because it would be highly inappropriate of her to get into a relationship with her ''foster sister''. She talks about her foster family spoiling her with Disney trips and being overly accommodating - exactly how Krystal's parents were with her.
She's so fucking boring that I'm looking too deep into all the new Krystal clips.

One of you nobs should be knowledgeable enough to tell me I'm wrong.
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This has been covered in Amber lore. Maybe in this thread, not sure, but Krystal's parents have been researched and their pasts tracked since AL started getting popular. Her foster parents weren't Krystal's. Opposite ends of the country, AL was far too old, even Casey backed up the timeline and when AL met Krystal. Amber can just find people she can manipulate with her poor, poor me routine. It was easier at 23 to get that kind of sympathy than at 33.
All of the foster parents info is in the thread. You can look them up and compare.
 
I think Krystal's parents were just so accommodating of their little sped (Maybe?? was her speditude ever confirmed?) that when she shuffled up to them, gazing up at them from behind her fringe with a sad hangdog look on her face and asked if her 300 ell-bee toddler internet gorlfriend could live with them, they didn't know how to say no. Remember she bought Amber an ipod or something while ALR was still with Casey, where do you think she got the money for that?
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The particular vocal tic that makes me mental is when she doesn't have a glottal stop, and instead, hits the t's in a word like a horde of soldiers breaking down the gate to a walled city., i.e., when she lost Gracie and started saving money to get a "kiT-Ten." I'd love to hear her say "Wasabi is a very important kitten." I'd lose my shit hearing it come out "Im-por-en kiT-Ten."
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I can hear this post and I hate it
 
*** VLOG ALERT!! ***

my new meal plan | what I ate today at 500lbs​


Running out of time as Seven has been assimilated by the new Borg hivemind of the Alpha Quadrant - PICKLE BALL - and has signed us up for a match that starts in a few minutes. So let's bang this bullshit out at warp speed:

Amber does a "what I eat in a day" where she pretends to like coffee - but only if it has an absurd amount of artificial sweetener in it (3 parts blonde roast coffee, 1 part Coffeemate, 1 tsp sugarfree syrup and 1 Tbsp Splenda for any of your aspiring deathfats looking to take dieting advice from Amber), as well as her usual meals which she pretends to think are "schtoo good" (yet never eats for more than a day or so).

Amber makes 3 large scrambled AAAYGS - which remarkably have the exact same cooked volume as her previous meals when she was insisting that she was only eating 2 medium eggs - along with a smoothie of chocolate peanutbutter protein shake with frozen strawberries and bananas (as one must smash in the calories in order to maintain 500 lbs). Amber goes on AGAIN about how she doesn't have an AAAYG allergy, but rather an egg INTOLERANCE, completely missing the point of viewers pointing out that she keeps eating something that she knows can make her sick, THEN COMPLAINING THAT IT MAKES HER SICK!

Amber then makes enough broccoli and rice to fill a bowl large enough to be worn by a Nausican as a helmet, and then adds salmon which has been dried out the in the air-fryer enough for astronauts to bring with them on space missions. Amber washes it down with a mini Sprite Zero. See? HULTHY!

10 minutes later - though we are to pretend that hours have passed - Amber decides to microwave some sort of "Amy's" TV dinner. Amber eases up on the trolling by actually saying "cashew" as "cashew" and not "cah-SHHHHHOOOOO" (bitch still reads here).

Amber doubles down on the sediment at the bottom of her Gatorade being white mold instead of sediment - but insists that the Gatorade scientists say that this is 'edible mold'. There's totally articles on it. They're posted on the same site with the articles about the beaver butt juice you guize! Amber acknowledges that her audience tells her to drink more liquids, but she's a dry gorl (plus her shits are already likely a nightmare due to all of the artificial sweetener).

Amber eats her TV dinner noodles with a giant-ass serving SPOON, since she has to troll her audience with SOMETHING and missed her opportunity with the cashews.

It's now 11pm and Amber hasn't lost control and eaten the whole house yet, so she's going to end the video (so she can finally eat the foods that she REALLY wants to eat). Amber's proud of the great decisions she made today (so hulthy!) and wants this to be her daily meal plan.

Amber bullshits that she's now 503.2lbs (no ceiling-shot weigh-in) and is confident that she'll soon be out of the 500s.

No funny images in this video, but Sabine Davis posted this in a video from a few days ago. It's from one of Ambo's TikToks, and I'm not sure if she's high as balls or the filters are freaking the fuck out, but she looks cross-eyed and it's worth a chuckle:
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Does anyone remember when this stupid worthless illiterate cunt bitch was asking the hand "hOw dO yOu sAy iT, CaShOoo?" & was acting like a total fucking dumb fuck, thinking she was schooo cute!? This fucking cunt is insufferable.

Who gives a fuck what a 600 pounder eats in a day. No matter what it is, it's too much. Watching her eat makes me physically ill. Just seeing anyone that size shovel it in is repulsive.

I love how she's claiming all this "weight loss" but she's the size of a fridge. The filters have really distorted her sense of reality. She thinks we're stupid, but she's not intelligent enough to be effectively deceptive. Plus, we have eyes lol
 
"No I don't have an AYyyyggGgg allergy like I have been telling you guys for years!!! I have an AaaYyyYGgG INTOLERANCE!!" *Proceeds to eat 6 eggs with hot sauce*
 
It's wild to think that a couple of years ago this bitch had her own subforum and every video would have it's own thread with hundreds of comments. Now she's so excruciatingly dull that when she uploads a video and 24 hours later there's a whole... three posts on her one and only remaining thread. Even her sad attempts at trolleeeeeen barely raise an eyebrow. Come on gorl, you can do better than an iced coffee loaded with sugar, where's the shrimp with cocktail sauce mookbong Amber? The gorl who tore a roast chicken apart with her bare hands while telling us how much meat creeps her out? We didn't know how good we had it.
 
When I first started reading KF it was right before the Amber thread was collapsed into this one, and I thought it was strange to dramatically downgrade like that but it was so clearly justified.
 
I came right after her livestream, where chat asked how she felt about the farms reducing her subforum to a single thread because she was so boring. She responded to the chat by saying "if you're on Kiwi Farms then you're literally trash" so I knew I had to come.

Still fat. Won't sex. Too fat.
 
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