🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Gergg]

We need a new poll at the top of the thread. Maybe "how long before Mama Meth relapses"?

Maybe someone should ask Amber if her parents did meth to cope with her ruining their lives on one of her "SHOO KYOOOT" instagram pretend Q&A's. She straight cratered their existence as soon as she was born as far as I can tell.

 

[Xenomorph]

She probably buys a new litter box every week knowing her, she did it with the fucking food/water bowls

 

[pippeyyy]

They're definitely still with Hamber - they've appeared in plenty of her videos since her relocation to OKC.

She's probably doing what she did in the Dusty era and just tossing the whole box with litter once it gets too stank, because she has the mobility of a T-Rex on a beach ball when it comes to leaning over to scoop it clean.

And she has trash pickup, so it isn't even like she has to haul the filthy litter box to the garbage. Someone does it for her. I hate pet sperging, I'm looking at you Foodie Beauty's thread, but she has absolutely no business owning any pet. They are less neglected than Chantal but most of that isn't by choice. (Like fixing Rarity) It was forced upon her or the wrath would never stop.

 

[YourName56]

I wished those pets are rehome with better owners. I think twonk going to die with that type of care and the sad thing amber is so fucking boring on this oklahoma arc. Please go almost to meet new people. You're so annoying alone.

I still remember i saw her on like a accident on a video she was doing tenis at 2014 with her ex krystale.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber went and got her tree trunks massaged once and didnt like it cause it hurt, yeah its gonna hurt retard but she needs them shits drained and often but whelp we know Amber and how consistent she is.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

I wished those pets are rehome with better owners. I think twonk going to die with that type of care

Twinkie is on the way out anyway. Isn’t she like 13 years old or some shit?

 

[pippeyyy]

Twinkie is on the way out anyway. Isn’t she like 13 years old or some shit?

Yeah, somewhere around there. Poor Twonk doesn't have many years left, especially since she's been fat her whole life. I can't wait for Amber's reaction to that. She will gain 100 pounds and drunk cry like during the Dusty breakup.

 

[Even more 8008135]

I can't wait for Amber's reaction to that. She will gain 100 pounds and drunk cry like during the Dusty breakup.

Either that, or it'll barely get a passing mention and she won't give a fuck. There tards are either 100% or 0% ... nothing makes sense with them.

 

[Xenomorph]

Twinkie is on the way out anyway. Isn’t she like 13 years old or some shit?

@Twinkie oh no!!!

Also, she's 11 she was 3 when they got her now 8 years later.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Lil’ Twonk ‘should’ have a good 3 to 5 years left, she’s a little dog and a mutt and they traditionally live longer lives than larger, full pedigrees. In Twinkie’s case however I do hope she sleeps the long nap soon. Must be a hell of a life for her, she gets zero walks or stimulation and Amber is far too self-centred to see her animals as vulnerable, dependent little individuals and not extensions of her quirky gorl personality.

And yes I do believe she drew on her dog. All feelings about the action aside at least own your shit Amber. The flat out lies and gaslighting are beyond frustrating at this point. She’s about to turn 33, it’s time she grew up and acted like an adult.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

This thread is dying slowing just like Amber.

That being said, her views seem have a floor with her averaging 50 k views per upload.

I point this out for two reasons :

1. She seems to have a cult following that will watch what ever crap she puts out

2. Chantal really fucked up her bag. She is by far much more entertaining than Amber yet burnt all her bridges to the point where she can barely break 10k.

Moral of the story? Don't overtly abuse your pets to the point where people come together and organize plots to steal them from you.

 

[_justlurking]

Don't overtly abuse your pets

Also don't get involved with reactors. Yes, ALR has addressed reactors before, but not at the level of Chantal. Chantal let reactors tip her over while ALR just shaded them on Instagram Q&As or in a random video here and there. If YDHB was as psychotic as FFG, we definitely would have seen a similar situation but YDHB quit.

 

[Constellationzero]

She probably buys a new litter box every week knowing her, she did it with the fucking food/water bowls

Okay, but the Uighur Yurts panties from Torrid...

Think she does like Gunt and has weekly Torrid beezes instead of, yanno...WASHING them now?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Also don't get involved with reactors. Yes, ALR has addressed reactors before, but not at the level of Chantal. Chantal let reactors tip her over while ALR just shaded them on Instagram Q&As or in a random video here and there. If YDHB was as psychotic as FFG, we definitely would have seen a similar situation but YDHB quit.

Actually Amber has contacted several reactors, and not usually just once, but multiple times. When she doesn't get what she wants she will block them (or they tell her to fuck off) and wait a few months and contact them again.

 

[Salvador Dali]

Promiscuouslynn is caught in a love square with totally real people who are not made up.

Spoiler: more ig q&a bullshit

Hamber's mother has the cackle of a crone. What is she plotting?


lol. lmao, even.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Q: What’s your favourite thing about each crush?

Now I don’t know about y’all fat cat ladies in this thread but personally the answers to a question like the one above should go something like..
1: I love listening to them talk, their voice gives me tingles in my diabetic toes and we laugh for hours.
2: They are so kind, generous and considerate, genuinely the nicest person I know, their love language compliments my own and everyday brings new surprises for each of us.
3: They are HOT STUFF. Like drop dead STUNNEEEEEN. Like my siracha bomb cooking but hotter. Eye candy for my soul and a flex on my haydurs.

Basically, stuff about THEM. Their physical attributes, their personalities and the connection you feel to them. The question asks what’s your favourite thing about each crush, what about them makes them special in your eyes? Now go read Amber’s responses again.

Narcissist much?

 

[Mekahineyho]

I love that Amber is fumbling the highest paying month on YouTube because her ego is bruised that she’s single for Xmas.Proof that her channel is dependent on side characters or some partner for her to go “bbby!! I love it bbby! Omg im getting emotional!” While opening a Amazon box.

The cousins she has in okc are they around her age? Do they only interact with her for holidays or is her mom the main bestie?

 

[Xenomorph]

Bitch you cant breathe anyway forget about laughing.
And let's just skip over the fact you have shittalked your Mother online for 10 years and have not reconciled shit.
I look forward to her completely losing her shit at her Mother.
I am not even going into these fake crushes she is alluding to.

 

[Porkahontas]

The only three things that ALR crushes on are the hemorrhoids crammed between her ungodly shelf ass.

Soon enough we'll get fake, forced tears about how hard the holidays are for her, muh truama, ect.
Water is wet, The sun is hot, and ALR is rotting in apartment - all is the same as it's always been. ALR might outlive Chintal at this point though, so that's something to write on the Christmas card.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I have a feeling Amber is going to go dark in Jan and Feb like she used to in order to gain a burst of views. Her being dependent on Kristine has killed her channel. She is unable to go out due to no driving and is going to have a really bad Christmas paycheque. I kind of think she is reaching the end of her patience with Youtube, she has hated it for a while but she clearly hates it more currently.