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goodbye heartbreak era & new era incoming, I had to buy two plane tickets, & declutter w/ me | vlog​

(08.16.2023)

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Her including "I had to buy two plane tickets" in her title is disingenuous, even for her. Where did she fly to at 17, anyways? Disney?

Also lol at her struggling to quit delta-8 gummies
 

goodbye heartbreak era & new era incoming, I had to buy two plane tickets, & declutter w/ me | vlog​

(08.16.2023)

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=h-dAq3iqm2o
TLDR: She (allegedly) was forced to purchase a second plane seat... when she was 17.

Low effort, even for Al, given her infrequent uploads lately: she almost misses a therapy appointment, footage of an elevator and office (presumably her therapist's), shot of twinkie being walked, emptying a cabinet, committing to self-love, popsicle stick questions. The only interesting thing is how perfunctory this video is, as if she has run out of anything possibly interesting to show. And has nothing to say about what she does show.

Not to say the "Faline + Bambi" era has been thrilling, but Al has always been terrible as a solo performer. It doesn't bode well for her channel, not having someone (even off-camera) for balance.
 
Her including "I had to buy two plane tickets" in her title is disingenuous, even for her. Where did she fly to at 17, anyways? Disney?

Also lol at her struggling to quit delta-8 gummies
SHE didnt buy shit her Foster Mother purchased the tickets for her and her soon-to-be-felon brother to see Mama Methhead.
She told this story before and confirmed the Foster Mother bought all the tickets as she encouraged her and her brother to meet Mama Meth in Oklahoma.
 
TLDR: She (allegedly) was forced to purchase a second plane seat... when she was 17.

Low effort, even for Al, given her infrequent uploads lately: she almost misses a therapy appointment, footage of an elevator and office (presumably her therapist's), shot of twinkie being walked, emptying a cabinet, committing to self-love, popsicle stick questions. The only interesting thing is how perfunctory this video is, as if she has run out of anything possibly interesting to show. And has nothing to say about what she does show.

Not to say the "Faline + Bambi" era has been thrilling, but Al has always been terrible as a solo performer. It doesn't bode well for her channel, not having someone (even off-camera) for balance.
It was a nice display of how wasteful she is be showing of how much medicine she tossed.

Also god damn she has like 50 candles and two bags of wax melts.

This woman has so much shit.
 
I legit laughed when she showed the short clip at the therapist's office because I'm pretty sure that was a direct response to people doubting that she even has a therapist.

Its disturbing she refers to her own life as an era.
She really thinks she is a main character in some sort of reality show.
"Era" is part of modern fag parlance, she's being current.
Yeah, the only time I've heard of human beings being referred to as having "eras" is gay men talking about female pop stars and whatever album they're promoting at the moment. It seems kinda solipsist to refer to oneself as living through a personal "era," though I'm sure Twitter/TikTok gays do it all the time now.
 
''Goodbye heartbreak era''.

Nah, I'd say ''goodbye pretending to be so suuuper in love with my slim Wiper, goodbye to my sexy sex escapades''. To experience heartbreak, you'd have to be capable of loving.

Nice to see she's gaining like a motherfucker. Ha.
 
She recently made a point to claim that she "fit in all the rides" at disney when she was 16-17, and now she's claiming she didn't fit in one plane seat at 17. Pick one, fat liar dumb-dumb, or at least be consistent in your lies when you insist on telling them this close to one another.
 
The plane ticket story is older than Methuselah and something she conveniently forgets when she talks about how neglected she was in foster care or whatever, since admitting that her foster parents immediately ponied up for another ticket for her to go see Mama Meth after no doubt also paying for the original seat she couldn't fit in doesn't really fit in with her "poverty stricken urchin" narrative. Then again, Our Gorl was never one for being able to keep her stories straight.
 
Also god damn she has like 50 candles and two bags of wax melts.
I'm not going to screenshot them all, but there are 66 candles in that small cupboard, along with 2 bags of wax melts on the floor and a small box of them on the top shelf.

Top Shelf: 4 candles, box that appears to have had waxmelts, clear container with maybe waxmelts or candle accessories
Second Shelf: 13 candles, and some kind of waxmelt or candle accessorie
Third Shelf: 22 candles
Bottom Shelf: 27 Candles
Floor: Half gone bulk pack of Cottonelle Toilet Paper (did wipey leave back some wipey supplies?), 1 rope basket of misc wax melts, 1 canvas box of wax melts (all too unorganized to count), 1 Red mop bucket with Mop.
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Who needs a coffin? Melt down all her candles and encase her corpse in wax and empty journal pages. It's arts and crafts from hell!
 
Really, it would be more surprising if FatAl DIDN'T have fleas. And all sorts of other creepy crawlies. I mean, come on....she's a filthy eatbeast.

I'm just sorry for Twonk and the Kitties
 
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