🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

Did the Snapchat filter add a wig? What's up with her hairline?

Looks like an OLD pic to me, maybe from last time she tried the Cameo grift.

 

[I call shenanigans]

As a reference, at 5' 2", Amber would need to be 410 pounds for a BMI of 75, and an unreachable weight of 275 pounds for a BMI of 50. I wonder if Dr. Smith uses the limit of 75 for his patients. @I call shenanigans might be able to provide more information on this. We have to remember that Amber complained about how unfair BMI is. I am sure that came up during her conversation with the clinic.

@Turd Fergusson

All bariatric clinics are different. Upper weight limits can be imposed for many reasons. As I've already mentioned the available tools and equipment are just a few limiting factors. The increasing use of Da Vinci Robots has pretty much sorted the laprascopic issues, but these robots are incredibly expensive and not in all hospitals, nor can all surgeons actually use them. The skill and experience of the surgeon is also a limiting factor. Then there is the additional issue of having an anesthecist signing off on the fitness of the patient for surgery. Surgeons will tend to stick with the same anesthecist because they know each others terms and limitations. I have no idea what Dr Smith's limits or expectations are other than he did eventually operate on Tammy Slaton. I have no doubt whatsoever that's why Amber chose him rather than any of the other bariatric clinics in Lexington. From memory Tammy weighed 530lb when approved, and is shorter than Amber from what I can tell, which would put her BMI >75, and he does use a Da Vinci robot. Clearly he was able to perform that surgery for TLC, but what limits he imposes in his surgical practice might be totally different than we saw dramatised for TV.

 

[Cornfed]

Ah yes, a "fear of food"
Lactose intolerants call it the "scary dairy"

That was one of the most laughable statements she has ever made.
The only thing she may be scared of relating to food is if the Uber Eats App goes offline.

 

[Constellationzero]

I legit wonder about what the fuck gene is doing after Jen’s death.
I assume drunk, dating a fatty he might kill and pretending it’s all fine.

He may be somewhere touching grass.

Face down. Near a dumpster behind a Circle K or QT with a bottle in a paper sack.

 

[that blue peach]

Well, it's been a minute now and the "talking about shrimpgate" video still hasn't broken 40k views. Is there ANY circus trick she can pull to try to get some views back up now?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Well, it's been a minute now and the "talking about shrimpgate" video still hasn't broken 40k views. Is there ANY circus trick she can pull to try to get some views back up now?

Laaaayggggs.

That is all, carry on.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Community post as of 2 days ago:

Spoiler: And here be all the screenshots. There are some amusing asshats.

 

[Larry&Barry]

Braid is looking AWFULLY thin.

Definitely. Now vs. the gaycare era (probably)

 

[Constellationzero]

Laaaayggggs.

That is all, carry on.

Feeeeeeeeet
Toooooeeeenails

That is all.

 

[Mekahineyho]

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10 years in and we are still doing “what’s it like being fat” question prompts. I thought there was more to you then your weight amber?

 

[I call shenanigans]

I've been watching Rosie Faye today and admit so far I'm impressed, but also admit she is way too early WLS to know how she'll go. She'll do better than Amber though.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

So wait.
When Amber talks about "fear of food" it just means not wanting to eat stuff that will hurt you?

Do *I* have a Fear Of Food because I know the damage to my innards that will happen if I eat wheat, so I avoid it?

Jesus H W Christ is this where we are now?

The more she talks and tries to convince us how much better she is than before (and how much better she is than us), the more she shows just how fucked up she really is. This is probably why she keeps saying that she doesn't want to talk about weight loss anymore (because people magically seem to keep figuring out the truth, regardless of what lies she tells). Unfortunately, being a narc gives her a massive ego creates an uncontrollable urge to protect that ego and correct all of us 'despeckful pieces of shit' - with hilarious results.

My favourite comment is still Amber complaining about needing to order from Amazon because of the expense of an Uber:
Amber "An Uber will cost $20-30!"
Every Sane Human "WALMART IS ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOU!!"

Hamber just doesn't want the pure orgasmic bliss she gets from food to be taken away. Does thinks if she checks off the 12 therapy sessions first she won't have to worry about her highly palatable calorie dense foods hurting her stomach? Again, doesn't matter as it's not happening.

She always has to have some excuse why she can't take anyone's advice and all of her excuses come from other youtubers instead of, you know, the supposed team of professionals helping her SHAVE HER LUFF

The funniest part of all of this is that if you go back and listen to what she's been saying for the last month or so, it's NEVER been about getting healthier or losing weight. Everything has been about the surgery. I guess to prove to the haydurs that she CAN be approved. She's even seemed to hint with her last batch of excuses that she can't lose weight because her stomach is too big and takes a lot of food in order to not feel hungry - hence the need for the surgery. I still think this is just her ego talking. She has no intention of actually going through with the surgery, but she wants that on HER TERMS. Being denied something she's demanded is a hit to her ego. She wants to be approved, and then in the 11th hour she'll decide to 'advocate for herself' and drop the program. NO WAY would Amber voluntarily do anything that would permanently change her ability to eat as much of whatever she wants, whenever she wants.


Sabine Davis seems particularily offended and disgusted by Amber's revisiting of 'Shrimpgate', exactly 4 years later. She's done a video showing all of the previous videos and shitty things that Amber said leading up to that video, to counter Ambo's gaslighting of her new audience that it was the number of shrimp she ate that everyone was angry about:

Just my two cents 1.1K subscribers

The smugness that ACTUALLY lost Amber thousands of subscribers​

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[Salvador Dali]

starting a new diet & cancer stole something from me | vlog

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Bees]

 

[Sodium-King-90]

Click-baiting her cancer again whilst using her body for views... *sniff, sniff* Can you smell the desperation?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

"Diet?" but I thought this was a new lifestyle change, not a diet? And God damn she looks massive in that tent of a dress. What did cancer steal? Her chance of having a daughter (never a son)? Cancer did the world a favor.

 

[TardiX]

Cancer stole like half a lb of uterus from her so she should be happy about those decimals

 

[D. HoChoy]

Clip for those who haven't seen it before:
why amber quit optavia.mp4

She lost almost 8k before she started gaining them back.

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Why is she using such light weights? If she can walk at her size, she definitely can lift a lot more.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

My favourite comment is still Amber complaining about needing to order from Amazon because of the expense of an Uber:

Amber: "An Uber will cost $20-30!"
Every Sane Human: "WALMART IS ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOU!!"

How in hell is Hamber supposed to walk across. the. street,

y'all shitlords...​

...when she wore - doesn't even own - the "right shooz?"

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She's not fat you guys, she's swollen from anxiety.