Vloggity Vlog.
Amber has been using a LED light for her videos - expecting praise for the absolute bare-minimum. YouTube is her EVERYTHING.
Complains about her gray hairs. Blames most of it on foundation in her hair. Amazing! Foundation gives her the appearance of all of that gray, even on days when she's not wearing makeup!
People ask about her ear bud. She keeps it in her ear all day, because she's incapable of functioning during the day unless she's constantly consuming media.
"Tennis shoe" (walking shoe) update: She bought them. Leave it up to Amber to turn buying a pair of shoes into a multi-episode story arc.
Amber shows her billion-trillion YouTube video tabs open on her browser and boasts about having the attention span of a flea.
Rarity sighting!!
Dietician Update!! Dietician still hasn't talked to the surgeon, but will be setting up an appointment soon. Amber figures she'll know by the end of the week. That's end of the week in the 'Amberverse' timezone. At this rate, we'll be lucky to find out the answer by May. Though, let's be real, we all ALREADY know what the outcome will be.
Blames her recent increased fatness on water swelleeen and lipedema. Considering that the dietician has given you a meal plan that involves reduced portions (to prepare you for your smaller post-op stomach capacity), your supposed weight loss should still be making you smaller overall, counteracting the swelling. And yet you are STILL bigger.....
Shames her audience. We're judgemental! She has a diagnosed illness!!! Everytime she looks huge, it's lipedema, you fat-phobic, abelist, despeckful pieces of shit!
PO BOX TIME!!!! Amber blabs and answers the questions her fan sent in a letter - I'm not bothering to cover it, because we know she just says whatever pops into her head and won't actually do it. The present from the fan was a Brita Water Filter kit with extra filters that she'll never use. Amber cackles at the stupdity of her well-meaning fan, and informs them that her super-special OCD does not allow her to drink tap water - even filtered tap water - as it makes her think of worms.
Meanwhile I'm also laughing at the fan. WTF is wrong with you, to waste your money on Amber?
Matthew 7:6
"Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces".
Okay, time for the retards who still want to send her stuff to send bougie spring water bottles filled with worms and bugs to tweak her "OCD". Actually, on the PO Box topic, I wonder if the haydurz have gotten creative with the trolling yet? You know, stuff like mailing her a wire coathanger with the note "You mother asked me to send this to her about 33 years ago, but I'm kinda late with it and don't have her address anymore. Could pass it on for me?" Anyway, back to the (shit)show!
After ridiculing her fan, Amber says Jade will use it and gives an insincere thanks.
Mini fridge update - the water is cold.
Comment of the day (voice over while we watch her brush out her rats nest): You'd be a spoiled brat if it were about a puppy or a purse, not saving your life!!
Considering she ignores medical advice, actively does the OPPOSITE of what is required for her to save her life on a daily basis, and that her demands actually had nothing to do with saving her life... no, she was being an entitled brat. Of course, Amber doesn't feel like she was being a spoiled brat. She compares this to having cancer. She wants to save her life NOW, not later... despite making no meaning moves to save her life NOW.
