🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

While I understand people having this reaction to what she said about wishing she was three months post-op, it's really not uncommon, and not only in WLS situations. Do you really think people head into knee/hip replacement surgery excited for the long painful rehab....they generally don't. They look forward to being able to mobilise again with far less pain. Do you think patients having abdominoplasty or face lifts or boob jobs are excited about months of recovery in compression garments and wound/scar treatment, or wishing the surgery and recovery were already over? Cancer patients don't usually look forward to surgery, radiotherapy and chemotherapy, instead they wish it was over with already. Amber's not unusual at all in this regard, and saying what she did is not indicative of pending failure. There are enough reasons to know she'll fail without adding things that in reality are pretty common human thoughts when it comes to any pending surgery.
Yeah, no.

I think it's normal to wish to be recovered from surgery and no longer in pain. I think it's a portent of failure to wish to be recovered from surgery so that you can go back to doing the very maladaptive thing that made you require surgery. Wanting to return to a better version of your normal self is one thing, but wanting to continue to engage with your addiction is quite another. Letting food be the only source of joy or comfort in her life, the only thing she has to look forward to, is how Amber weighs over 500 pounds. I'd be willing to cut her some slack if she said she wants to be 3 months out from surgery so that she'd no longer be in pain, but her specifically saying that she wants to eat normally, given her history, is indicative of a problem.

We don't encourage patients with end stage liver disease to look forward to being healed from transplant so that they can binge drink again. We don't tell anachans that they're totally relatable when they fantasize about the extreme diet and exercise plan they'll commence as soon as they're released from their inpatient stay. We don't say that a drug addict is having "pretty common human thoughts" when he eagerly anticipates getting off probation so he can score a bag.

Something being common and "human nature" doesn't make it less harmful. Human brains can be broken. Sometimes, they're fixable and sometimes, they're not. Either way, bariatric surgery can't magically cure a person who refuses to even try to address their underlying problem.
 
Yeah, no.

I think it's normal to wish to be recovered from surgery and no longer in pain. I think it's a portent of failure to wish to be recovered from surgery so that you can go back to doing the very maladaptive thing that made you require surgery. Wanting to return to a better version of your normal self is one thing, but wanting to continue to engage with your addiction is quite another. Letting food be the only source of joy or comfort in her life, the only thing she has to look forward to, is how Amber weighs over 500 pounds. I'd be willing to cut her some slack if she said she wants to be 3 months out from surgery so that she'd no longer be in pain, but her specifically saying that she wants to eat normally, given her history, is indicative of a problem.
I suspect that was a poor choice of words on her part. Most folk dread all the testing then the liquid diets and food progressions both prior to and after surgery. I suspect she just meant normal textures. Amber is dumb, but she isn't so dumb as to think she'll be able to eat the same way after surgery as she does now. She knows what the surgery does to your eating capacity, and I really do think she'd love to be satiated by a single portion of food. She knows she eats multiple portions now. Would she be a WLS failure, unfortunately she very likely will after limited early weightloss, but I do think people are currently picking at nothing for now.
Either way, bariatric surgery can't magically cure a person who refuses to even try to address their underlying problem.
No it can't, and I'm eagerly awaiting the outcome of her upcoming pysch evaluation on two levels. Firstly, what the suggestion moving forward is for Amber, and secondly how she overreacts to it.
 
Her most recent video still has barely cracked 30k views. We hadn’t seen this short term , this sharp a decline in views in a long time. This worries me because it means she’ll try yet another pathetic set of tricks in attempt to bring some more clicks in. Lawd have mercy on us.
 
While I understand people having this reaction to what she said about wishing she was three months post-op, it's really not uncommon, and not only in WLS situations. Do you really think people head into knee/hip replacement surgery excited for the long painful rehab....they generally don't.

Of course they don't. But are they intentionally pounding nails into their kneecaps or hips, crying about how they have ABC disorder, and crying on camera about how they can't control it, or using XYZ program to stop pounding nails into their joints and how they're totally going to beat this on this program, then attempting to feign shame/sorrow by telling the world they made a "bad decision" or didn't "just say no" and once again are pounding nails into their joints? Do they then start up program DEF, repeating the same circle of futility over the course of years?

No.

The typical person also doesn't have a history of showing their lying, lazy ways on video over and over and over again, either.

They look forward to being able to mobilise again with far less pain. Do you think patients having abdominoplasty or face lifts or boob jobs are excited about months of recovery in compression garments and wound/scar treatment, or wishing the surgery and recovery were already over?

Ditto as above. Are they whining about things not being instant? Are they saying, hell yeah, I'm getting this surgery and totally changing my life! only to not do something they're supposed to be doing prior to the procedure?

No.

Cancer patients don't usually look forward to surgery, radiotherapy and chemotherapy, instead they wish it was over with already.

And what happens to the ones who say "Why should I pay someone to torture me when I can cure myself on my own?" (something Hamber has basically asked, on camera)? Yeah. Dead, almost all of them, because they've fucked off to get coffee enemas and whatever other bullshit "holistic" treatment they're sure will save them.

Amber's not unusual at all in this regard, and saying what she did is not indicative in itself of pending failure. There are enough reasons to know she'll fail without adding things that in reality are pretty common human thoughts when it comes to any pending surgery.

Yes, she is, absolutely. We have ten fucking years of her pulling the same bullshit over and over and over again. She says exactly the same thing: she's super ready to do the work! But when it comes right down to it, she doesn't want to do any work, at all, which is why she was so happy about ozempic. Then she discovered it didn't allow her to eat like she wanted to, so she quit.

I'll give you a personal anecdote: I had gallstones, and Bad with a capital B. If the surgeon had told me part of the process was that I had to tear off all the fingernails on my left hand with a pair of needlenose pliers, I'd have done it in an instant. That's how badly I wanted it removed because of the pain. Hamber isn't being asked to do anything near that, not even when she cycles through WW, JC, intuitive eating, or losing one pound to show she has at least that much discipline. And she doesn't. She never has, and she never will, because it involves work and denying herself something she wants more. Hell, she can't even do the therapy required to learn coping mechanisms that don't involve food to get past that. There's no reason for us to not call her current (in)action out for what it is. We're not adding anything that doesn't jibe with her history.
 
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I don't see any American doctor approving her for WLS. To me, it screams some elaborate fantasy in her head. We already know she's delusional. Not when she's made zero effort and over the years has ballooned into an even larger whale. She can barely lose a pound, yet has no problem gaining 20-30.

Back when she was making good money, she could've easily paid for a trip to Mexico to get WLS. There are doctors that do WLS down there that give zero shits: there's no psych exam, no need to lose weight, nothing like that. You just fly down there and get the surgery and stay a few days until you feel good enough to fly back. Some of the clinics will do surgeries back to back. Tons of people who can't do it here the states (too expensive, insurance won't cover it, ect) fly down there to do it.

But she would've fucked that up too. She'd keep gorging even if she had WLS.
 
I don't see any American doctor approving her for WLS. To me, it screams some elaborate fantasy in her head. We already know she's delusional. Not when she's made zero effort and over the years has ballooned into an even larger whale. She can barely lose a pound, yet has no problem gaining 20-30.
Could you have seen any American doctor approving Tammy Slaton for WLS? Because guess what...the same surgeon Amber is seeing, not only approved Tammy Slaton but has actually performed that surgery on her. Why do you think Amber chose that particular surgeon. It is very possible she could get herself approved. She'll still have to come up with all the cash for the pre-op testing, any pysch counselling and $23-25k for the actual surgery though.
 
Could you have seen any American doctor approving Tammy Slaton for WLS? Because guess what...the same surgeon Amber is seeing, not only approved Tammy Slaton but has actually performed that surgery on her. Why do you think Amber chose that particular surgeon. It is very possible she could get herself approved. She'll still have to come up with all the cash for the pre-op testing, any pysch counselling and $23-25k for the actual surgery though.
I guess you should be appointed the WLS expert in this thread :tomgirl:
 
Can someone explain to me Ambers crush on ricky
I feel like nobody talks about it and I’m just trying to comprehend wtf that was

You mean her crush on Eric? Rickie hated her ass lol. She was very flirtatious with Eric I assume since he was effeminate and a sped. Just her speed I mean look at her past gorlfrenz, if Amber were thinner she would be sliding down dicks all day but since she is a land mass, lesbian bed death is her only option..
 
Eric also seemed to be the only one stupid enough to give Hamber buckets of attention. Nobody bothered with her as much as he did. Thumb didn't (I don't fucking blame her), Ricky didn't, Dana and Dusty didn't whenever they were around.
 
Could you have seen any American doctor approving Tammy Slaton for WLS? Because guess what...the same surgeon Amber is seeing, not only approved Tammy Slaton but has actually performed that surgery on her. Why do you think Amber chose that particular surgeon. It is very possible she could get herself approved. She'll still have to come up with all the cash for the pre-op testing, any pysch counselling and $23-25k for the actual surgery though.
I highly suspect Tammy’s surgery was more of an emergency situation, probably a last ditch effort. They haven’t shown it on the show yet, but regardless, Tammy was near death and checked into an inpatient rehab facility for a year I think? In fact, she’s still there.
 
Could you have seen any American doctor approving Tammy Slaton for WLS? Because guess what...the same surgeon Amber is seeing, not only approved Tammy Slaton but has actually performed that surgery on her. Why do you think Amber chose that particular surgeon. It is very possible she could get herself approved. She'll still have to come up with all the cash for the pre-op testing, any pysch counselling and $23-25k for the actual surgery though.

Did you watch the show? Tammy ended up losing the weight required, going to pt and voluntarily placed herself into a weight loss rehab. I would have said no to season 1 Tammy if I were the wls surgeon but she has put in the work, I think being oxygen dependent was her wake up call.
 
Could you have seen any American doctor approving Tammy Slaton for WLS? Because guess what...the same surgeon Amber is seeing, not only approved Tammy Slaton but has actually performed that surgery on her. Why do you think Amber chose that particular surgeon. It is very possible she could get herself approved. She'll still have to come up with all the cash for the pre-op testing, any pysch counselling and $23-25k for the actual surgery though.

Hamber doesn't have a tv show and isn't really on the precipice of death. She's perfectly capable of losing weight without surgery; she simply doesn't want to.


Can someone explain to me Ambers crush on ricky
I feel like nobody talks about it and I’m just trying to comprehend wtf that was

Ricky hated her guts; it was Eric Hamber simpered for. I agree with @dfranki723 that some of it was that Eric would pay attention to er more than the other characters in the hamberverse. I think part of it was also because she (of course) believes in the whole gay bestie trope, so in her YA mind, she was the quirky, dainty princess and he was the gay bestie courtier. Becky was the drab handmaiden and Ricky the evil count who wants to take her power. Density was the prince she pined for and Dana played the part of Shrek.


I'm kind of hoping she gets weight loss surgery. If only to see what she would look like wearing a trash can of skin.

In the alternate universe where Hamber gets WLS, I, too, look forward to this arc.

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Hamber doesn't have a tv show and isn't really on the precipice of death. She's perfectly capable of losing weight without surgery; she simply doesn't want to.




Ricky hated her guts; it was Eric Hamber simpered for. I agree with @dfranki723 that some of it was that Eric would pay attention to er more than the other characters in the hamberverse. I think part of it was also because she (of course) believes in the whole gay bestie trope, so in her YA mind, she was the quirky, dainty princess and he was the gay bestie courtier. Becky was the drab handmaiden and Ricky the evil count who wants to take her power. Density was the prince she pined for and Dana played the part of Shrek.




In the alternate universe where Hamber gets WLS, I, too, look forward to this arc.

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Yeah, I was referring to the commenter who was saying Tammy shouldn’t have gotten wls. I’m no Slaton fan but Tammy did do everything asked of her.

Regarding Amber, I do miss the gaycare era.
 
....In the alternate universe where Hamber gets WLS, I, too, look forward to this arc.


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Don't do the sharpei dirty like that. What did they ever do to you?


Amber may have a shot at this. Hey! A gorl can dream! Get yer rainbows ready...

If she can blow enough smoke and push the process through relatively quickly, she could POSSIBLY get approved before she can't do it any longer and starts to gain again. Don't forget, she GAINED 60lbs in like, 6 weeks last fall, and then maintained (and possibly even gained) from November to late January, so she has 60 lbs to lose through her 'epiphany' without having to enter unchartered territory in regards to weight loss (and possibly even MORE than those 60lbs). She's failed the process enough times to get an idea of what NOT to say and do. And she's been saying that Jade has been with her every step of the way. Enough trial and error - combined with Jade's coaching - MIGHT be enough for her to squeak by as being deemed psychologically fit enough for the surgery.

I know there are other issues, such as her sleep apnea, that would need to be dealt with. She might be willing to do the test and get a CPAP machine - she'd just lie to her audience and say she passed the test and didn't need one. She'd never show it, and post op would likely stop using it.

All that would be left would be the funding. And who knows: she may have been lying earlier about not having the money as an excuse for when she didn't want to have the surgery. She also pretended to have severe cash-flow problems in early 2021 (and actually convinced Becky to get a job because of it), despite her still making enough money to constantly squander on useless shit that year. She might have some money saved and be telling porkies about insurance not covering it. Well, we KNOW she's lying about no insurance being able to cover it, because the Weight Loss Clinic ASKED HER WHAT INSURANCE SHE'D BE USING. Maybe this could be the storyline so in the 3rd act the money comes in at the 11th hour? She paints herself as now being responsible with money and able to save, while also dragging out the storyline and adding drama. Maybe Jade has some money from her settlement and is dense enough to give it to Amber for this?

This could actually make things really interesting. As much as people want to see her fail and for everyone to discover what sort of shitty person she is, that's not usually the outcome you get with narcs like Amber. The only justice with narcs like Amber is to sit back and watch them get everything they want, because their own stupidity and massive egos ALWAYS ruins it for them and puts them in a worse place than where they started. For example: Amber made HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS through YouTube, yet only had 200lbs of additional bodyfat water-weight, and a storage locker filled with thousands of Shopkins, stickers, journals, plastic suckalints, and tacky counterfeit purses to show for it.

If this is the universe where Amber gets the surgery, it will definitely be interesting. The Post-WLS arc will be Amber trying to act like an inspiration and lecturing everyone on nutrition while rapidly gaining on ice cream, chips, ramen, and 'reeee-ceeees cups'.... or developing a scratch-card addiction.

Those to be honest, I do feel a little 'dishardened', because I remember Amber saying "A life where you can only eat 2 Skittles isn't a life worth living", so even if approved and finances are lined up, I'm sure some sort of 'emergency' will come up that she has to focus on, resulting in her 'reluctantly' giving up on her WLS dream.
 
The only justice with narcs like Amber is to sit back and watch them get everything they want, because their own stupidity and massive egos ALWAYS ruins it for them and puts them in a worse place than where they started.
As a proper ACoN, I always wait for when their pride peaks to begin methodically sniping at their pillars of liabilities that they deluded themselves into believing were indestructible. It's always the same problem, it's the appearance of having things and being things that bring about their demise. Unfortunate for us that it always takes forever and a half for people who deserve it the most but when it does hit, it hits like the nose of the ribeye that the chef cuts off for themself when cooking your piece.

To be frank, I've never understood sin until I've started following Amber.
 
Don't do the sharpei dirty like that. What did they ever do to you?

True story: when I was very young, I thought they were mythical creatures, and it wasn't possible they could exist in our world.

Amber may have a shot at this. Hey! A gorl can dream! Get yer rainbows ready...

If she can blow enough smoke and push the process through relatively quickly, she could POSSIBLY get approved before she can't do it any longer and starts to gain again. Don't forget, she GAINED 60lbs in like, 6 weeks last fall, and then maintained (and possibly even gained) from November to late January, so she has 60 lbs to lose through her 'epiphany' without having to enter unchartered territory in regards to weight loss (and possibly even MORE than those 60lbs). She's failed the process enough times to get an idea of what NOT to say and do. And she's been saying that Jade has been with her every step of the way. Enough trial and error - combined with Jade's coaching - MIGHT be enough for her to squeak by as being deemed psychologically fit enough for the surgery.

I think she's gained even more this past month, the way they're hoovering groceries (allegedly), and she's had at least one day where she went pig wild. I use her ears as a gauge: the less I can see her ears when she's looking straight at the camera, the more she's gaining.


If this is the universe where Amber gets the surgery, it will definitely be interesting. The Post-WLS arc will be Amber trying to act like an inspiration and lecturing everyone on nutrition while rapidly gaining on ice cream, chips, ramen, and 'reeee-ceeees cups'.... or developing a scratch-card addiction.

That would liven up the hamberverse.

Those to be honest, I do feel a little 'dishardened', because I remember Amber saying "A life where you can only eat 2 Skittles isn't a life worth living", so even if approved and finances are lined up, I'm sure some sort of 'emergency' will come up that she has to focus on, resulting in her 'reluctantly' giving up on her WLS dream.

Then she decides she doesn't need WLS, she's going back to Jenny Kraig and she's gonna get this under control!*


*Until the next time. Lather, rinse, repeat.
 
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