🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Bees]

What about that video where Becky took a knee and proffered a ring and fatham lulled at her?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I doubt the proposal story was/is true. I mean why should Becky as her if she wants to have sex for the rest of her life with only her. Doesn't sound much like the thumb considering they never had sex.

But Amber must feel pretty confident that the thumb won't call her out on her shit.

The funny part is that even IF that part was true, it still makes Amber look like a total piece of shit. If it were true, it could have been a bit of an inside joke from Becky. I mean, considering at the time they weighed at least 850 lbs combined and likely had no sex drive at all (hormonal issues, depression), it was probably more about the codependency companionship.

*Trigger Warning* Horrifying Content Ahead:
After boasting about having sex 10 times per week with Becky, Amber later admits they only had sex once in the last 3 years (when their total relationship was 4 years). Admits to never really being in love with Becky. Admits to her audience that she was still in love with her ex for the first 2 years while dating Becky, and the last 2 years was really a roommate situation (type deal molment, point blank period hole). Admitted during this time with Becky that Amber hated and "didn't do" penetration, didn't use toys, never gave nor received oral (I'm ignoring the "two years" of bleeding - this here is bad enough). Also anyone with fucking EYES can tell that no way any genital stimulation of any kind was happening (tribbing or even using hands). Maybe I won't look super sexually experienced for having to ask this - but WTF is even left to categorize as 'having sex'?!

Meanwhile, the fact that Becky felt like she had to change the date January 13th for Amber hints that Amber was still moping around and being a sadsack over the breakup of her (18 month?) relationship FROM 4 YEARS AGO. Amber admitted to seeing a picture of the ring when snooping on Becky's phone, then admitted that Amber, in fact, was the one who bought the ring. Oh yeah, and Amber admitted that the picture matched what she showed Becky and told Becky that she wanted for an engagement ring... then declared the ring "gaudy" afterwards and wanted ANOTHER engagement ring.

So... Amber continued to act like a miserable sadsack for 3 and a half years over the breakup of her and Destiny. Amber gave Becky a long detailed set of instructions on how to properly propose to her (including Becky somehow being responsible for Amber being CLEAN and PROPERLY DRESSED during this proposal). Amber told Becky the type of ring she wanted and even bought the ring. And then Amber sat around like a greasy warthog waiting to be surprised with this perfect proposal. Yet BECKY is the awful person here for not accepting that this was Amber's moment only and Becky proposing actually had nothing to do with Becky.

(FWIW, I totally think Becky's a shitty person, but Amber is DEFINITELY the asshole here).

Although it would be glorious to watch Amber seethe after Becky decided to deliver a stinging account of life with the bean bag, she doesn't have to. Amber is doing such an amazeeeen job of making herself look like the asshole, even the mouth-breathers on YT see it and are calling her out on it. Amber has to constantly fling shit with her audience while Becky gets to sit back and do nothing, all while pretending to have 'moved on' and be above it all.

And fuck it, I wanted to say it before and bit my tongue, but I've gone this far so I might as well say it. Amber described it as "a tiny pink vibrator with a ring on it". GORL... I highly doubt that the vibrator was tiny. We see did your ring, after all. I Could have clipped my keys to that thing.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Amber's "bullying" isn't just on KF or Reddit. It's on every goddamn social media platform. As a YouTuber that "documents" her life, she made it so her business is other's. Deal with it, boo boo. We're not going anywhere and neither are the YT reactors, Instagram commenters, etc etc

You only have to have a quick glance at the comments on her community posts and any video she uploads to see the disdain people have for her. That's never going away regardless of how many "bullying" sites and sub-reddits are removed.

This is all a product of her own actions and behaviours which she uploaded for the world to see. I would say I don't understand why she can't see this but she's a useless, dumb cunt so it kinda goes without saying.

 

[R-2E-054]

@Diet Coke 4 Life (I can't quote you directly for some reason, maybe incompetency on my end).

And assuming this was an actual person with an actual request for advice, and not a troll or something AL came up with from the depths of her mind

I'm going to bet that this was something she made up (as in, pulled from the internet) and sent to herself to show how understanding she is of the social norms surrounding age gaps. I know that the subreddits had been constantly talking about her """friendship""" with Libby and her relationship with 14-year-old Casey for a few weeks before they got shut down. This is probably her subtle version of damage control. If she has the social intelligence to understand that a 21-year-old and a 45-year-old are a bit too far apart in age, then she surely couldn't have been interested in minors while she was in her mid-20s!

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Maybe I won't look super sexually experienced for having to ask this - but WTF is even left to categorize as 'having sex'?!

With Hamber, sex is a state of mind, not physical "OMG, I'M COOOOMING!"

Look no deeper the MG, W. Tit grabs while Hamber is filming her diarrhea diatribe. Hickeys on her neck and fat folds. Love notes on the whiteboard. Add the rest right here, but you get the point. The unsnapping of bras and playing with titties which most of us did in Jr. Fucking High School IS sex to Hamber. We're not talking anything to do with her totally gross bleeding forever dainty period hole.

When you take what I just prognosticated into account, sure Hamber has wild sex 10 times a day with Jade Francis from New York now hiding out in Kentucky because said negress bumped a titty or fondled a fat fold.

Hamber has never known come in your face and all over your pussy/tits sex once in her life. Never. So she has no idea of what real hetro or even Lebian sex really is. None, zero, nada, zilch. To her, sex is what she reads in YA novels and is strictly "romantic," not come on over here and let me blow a load all over your face like the whore that you are.

Sad for her, really. Because romantic bullshit can't ever replace the real heartbeat-racing, pure raw energy, of physical sex with someone that's as sexually driven as most of us are.

Sorry Hamber, you lose and you can make all the laahhyyys and excuses you want. But you wouldn't know a good fuck (despite the overwhelming logistics of the sitch-u- ayyytion) if I walked up and jerked off in your face.

BTW - I'm so glad We're still here gorls to discuss and define such important matters!

 

[Trees]

but WTF is even left to categorize as 'having sex'?!

Hey now, that wiping stick they had was multipurpose

Question: Does anyone think Amber would open herself up to being rejected by proposing to Jade or will she wait around for a new shiny Shein ring until Jade runs away with the cash binder?

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Thanks for taking one for the team, @Diet Coke 4 Life . I would have been 5 gin and tonics in, had I attempted to recap.

Also anyone with fucking EYES can tell that no way any genital stimulation of any kind was happening (tribbing or even using hands). Maybe I won't look super sexually experienced for having to ask this - but WTF is even left to categorize as 'having sex'?!

Manually or orally stimulating her partner. Who am I kidding, she's too fucking selfish.

Amber described it as "a tiny pink vibrator with a ring on it". GORL... I highly doubt that the vibrator was tiny.

Considering most of her knowledge about HAWT LEZBIAN SEX comes from straight porn, she thinks vibrators have to be huge cock shaped. A clit stimulator wouldn't have registered. Not that I believe Becky proposed with a ring n vibrator combo.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

A clit stimulator wouldn't have registered. Not that I believe Becky prop

C'mon. We're talking about a snail-trail slug of humanity here. She would have played the same romantic sex bullshit I mentioned above. Her on her knees with a Walmart rhinestone is exactly what it was. A pink dildo? For Ms. NON-PENETRATION?

Sure, Jan.

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

Hello again, gorls!

 

[Boolean Bitch]

With Hamber, sex is a state of mind, not physical "OMG, I'M COOOOMING!"

Look no deeper the MG, W. Tit grabs while Hamber is filming her diarrhea diatribe. Hickeys on her neck and fat folds. Love notes on the whiteboard. Add the rest right here, but you get the point. The unsnapping of bras and playing with titties which most of us did in Jr. Fucking High School IS sex to Hamber. We're not talking anything to do with her totally gross bleeding forever dainty period hole.

When you take what I just prognosticated into account, sure Hamber has wild sex 10 times a day with Jade Francis from New York now hiding out in Kentucky because said negress bumped a titty or fondled a fat fold.

So... then if this is Amber's logic, in her mind she has had sex with Jade on camera and subjected us all to it. Fucking hell.

Manually or orally stimulating her partner. Who am I kidding, she's too fucking selfish.

Considering most of her knowledge about HAWT LEZBIAN SEX comes from straight porn, she thinks vibrators have to be huge cock shaped. A clit stimulator wouldn't have registered. Not that I believe Becky proposed with a ring n vibrator combo.

Yeah, I didn't even bother listing that option because... Amber. Starfish is the only position she's willing to do. Dainty gorls (even #lesbian ones) only receive - every self-centred asshole who treats their partners as slaves knows that.

Sorry, my snark wasn't worded well there re: the vibrator. I just meant that her hand gestures suggested that the device was phallic shaped and ring fit snuggly over the shaft. Considering how large that engagement ring was, the device would had to have been larger than "tiny" for that ring to not have fallen off and rolled away. It wasn't a 'that vibrator was huge' joke, but rather a 'that ring was huge' joke. I agree with you. Amber is embellishing/exaggerating/flat-out lying, just like every story she tells. Though I could see Becky asking 'Will you have sex with me for the rest of our lives' to be funny.

Hey now, that wiping stick they had was multipurpose

Question: Does anyone think Amber would open herself up to being rejected by proposing to Jade or will she wait around for a new shiny Shein ring until Jade runs away with the cash binder?

Ugh. I was really torn between giving you a horrifying for that, or one of my shiny new deviant stickers I suddenly now have I had assumed that it categorized as 'toys' and was banned during the Becky era. Though now with the Wipey-Dom shit...

Amber will NEVER propose to Jade. Amber's the WOMAN. Jade's the 'MAN'. Amber has a very childish and narrow view about what relationships look like or how the work should be divided/who has what role. Women don't propose to men. Just like as Amber's the woman, she'll never drive (even if she wasn't too fat) - that's her partner's job. Nor will she replace burnt out light bulbs, pull bins in and out of storage, load/unload the car, hang pitchurs, take out trash, assemble flat-pack furniture, or any other 1950's tv show stereotypical concept of 'man's work'. Amber will continue with these 'subtle' hints about expecting a propal: sending Jade ring photos, showing Jade the proposal script, explaining how the wedding will happen word-for-word, and obnoxiously mentioning it in her videos. If that doesn't work, she'll switch to passive-aggressively going through 'bad-mentalz' until Jade complies - or until Amber finds a better replacement. She pestered Becky for 3 1/2 years before she got an engagement. She's only been with Jade for 1 year so far.

Speaking of Jade, no disembodied voice or random extremities in Amber's last half-dozen videos. Is this when she needed to be present at court, or did Jade take another vacation without her pet?

 

[Angry Nipple]

I doubt the proposal story was/is true. I mean why should Becky as her if she wants to have sex for the rest of her life with only her. Doesn't sound much like the thumb considering they never had sex.

But Amber must feel pretty confident that the thumb won't call her out on her shit.

I doubt it too, but I can't say I don't see Becky doing something like that. Especially after not having sex for three years... it was pretty evident during the livestream era that Thumby was deprived *shudders* by the time they split. Beckster is actually a quirky gorl, and if Hammy was pressuring her into proposing, (which I have always believed to be the case), I could absolutely see her bullshitting her way through it with something weird like that just to make Hamhock happy enough to quit nagging, if for just a moment of peace.

Even if it didn't happen like that, I don't think it'll be a big enough deal for Becky to dispute. Obviously, Hamhock tried to make it out to be as unromantic and unflattering as possible to make Thumbutler look bad, but it says much more about her than it does Beck.

Tit grabs while Hamber is filming her diarrhea diatribe. Hickeys on her neck and fat folds. Love notes on the whiteboard. Add the rest right here

Fuck you for that mental image. But good to see you here!

that wiping stick they had was multipurpose

And fuck you for that mental image, too. Leaving too much to the imagination, as you've done here, is arguably worse than painting a full mental image (no matter how disgusting it may be), as Slappy did.

Manually or orally stimulating her partner. Who am I kidding, she's too fucking selfish.

Agree. She's a pillow princess, without a doubt. If one of her past partners came out and said Hammy never reciprocated, not even once, I'd absolutely believe it. She is very ignorant and immature when it comes to most things, but especially mature matters.

We're talking about a snail-trail slug of humanity here.

Goodness, at first glance, all I read was "snail-trail" and that was a horrific mental image. But lmao, great descriptor.

Having said all that, I've not really been keeping up with SpamberLynn lately, A. because of the chaos ensuing, and B. what is there really to keep up with? But I did watch CrusaderActual's video today and here are my thoughts:
1. I think it's funny how she's all of a sudden referring to "My Girlfriend" as "Wifey" again.
2. I agree with him that whatever personality she's got going on right now is the worst. It's worse in a different way than most of her personalities. It's like a weird combination of all of her obnoxious traits, with the irritating ones shining through every once in a while and the insufferable ones constantly on display.
3. Her pretending to not know the past tense of "sue" is incredibly fucking annoying. It's not quirky, you moron.
4. The stuck-up voice she put on when she said "Unless you're mean to my caht, Ih'm ghonna sue yhoouu for animahl ahbussseee" is almost as annoying as the high-pitched squealy voice she uses to talk to her pets.
5. She claims to have only ever been on her subreddits a few times, yet seems to know seemingly every type of post on there. I smell a LAH.
6. Crusader pointed out, that she says "fuck" a lot when she's lying. He's absolutely right. Not only that, her face seems to get much more expressive when she's lying.
7. She claimed what people did on the subreddits was harassing, doxing, and bullying, and it's "clearly not allowed on reddit.com". She goes on to say that the same goes for Kiwi Farms and "that has been taken down... why?" as if bullying isn't allowed on Kiwi Farms or some shit and Null just decided to say "FUCK YOU, BULLIES" and delete his own site lmao. Also, pssst, Hamber.... I'm still here. The farms lives on. You will continue to be bullied so long as you're on the Internet and are an insufferable, shitty person.

Lastly, upon further thinking, I believe that if she didn't get the subreddits taken down herself, she had a hand in it. It'll be like one of those striking reaction channel situation type deals, where she'll deny it for a while, and eventually admit to it, A. for controversy (views), B. because she's so much better than the majority of us , and C. muh mentulz, I deserve to be treated gooder!
But I guess we'll wait and see what happens.

Edit, as to not doublepost:
@Boolean Bitch

Speaking of Jade, no disembodied voice or random extremities in Amber's last half-dozen videos. Is this when she needed to be present at court, or did Jade take another vacation without her pet?

I've noticed that too and I watched Karina Kaboom's video earlier where she talked about this. She made a good point... before Becky and Amber split, there were a good few months where there was no sign of Becky, or even the pets, in her videos and everyone started questioning where Becky and the pets were. This could be yet another sign to confirm our suspicion, that there's trouble in paradise.

 

[FatalTater]

I was having a thought.

If SocialBlade is at all accurate, the high end number for Amber is currently $3.9K
If the website for the apartments where she lives (The Henry at Fritz Farm) is accurate and she has a 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom place it's probably costing around $1500/ month.
I wonder what other expenses she has - utilities, food, art supplies, Wifey rental, car upkeep, Torrid clothes, etc?

Depending on those numbers it might explain why there's a whiff of desperation coming from Amber's direction lately.

 

[low sodium]

have I gained weight, am I still on ozempic, & weight loss surgery | weigh in​

Sep 08, 2022

466.0


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[My Cat Is Racist]

July 1st 2021 - Claims to have weighed 469.8, only about two pounds away from her highest weight recorded....
She repeats this several times even though she's clearly got her numbers wrong and means to say 569.8

This bitch is legit retarded.

 

[R-2E-054]

(Timestamp 5:35) "See, what's amazing about medicine is that—" Stop talking. You're the same person who trash-talks doctors, spits on their advice and expertise, disrespects their titles, and denies the amazing work that they do. You marveling about the "wonders" of modern medicine reminds me of a drug addict assaulting their family in a cocaine-induced rage, then kissing their feet and praising them when they give them drug money.

I may or may not be slightly peeved.

Edit: (Timestamp 16:37) "[106.4 pounds] is like a whole person... almost like a whole person." Who's going to tell her that, at 5'3", 105 pounds is considered a normal BMI for her?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Dammit, STDG, when’re you gonna get back here?!!? My liver won’t survive much longer!

Spoiler: “FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU (recapping ‘have I gained weight, am I still on ozempic, & weight loss surgery | weigh in’)”

Let’s see how far I can go before getting liquor. Because the last one hurt. It hurt bad. At least this one’s only 16:49 instead of that 28+ minutes of agony. I am starting with straight up Diet Coke. Hopefully its bubbly, carbonated goodness will be enough.

0:00 ‘Hey guise!’ Hey, AL. Looking greasy as normal. Thanks for at least trying to do something with your tiny fat-obscured pig-eyes, though. It’s a nice touch. She welcomes us to a new video, and figures we’d do a weigh tloss talk/weight in/ update situation type deal (FUCK YOU). It’s highly requested, of course.

0:22 So she’s been reading comments. Which she doesn’t like to read comments, but she’s trying to read at least an hour of comments after doing an upload. She says that people are commenting that she looks like she’s losing weight. LMFAO Sure Jan. She says she’s gonna spill all the tea. Diet Coke open, first sip initiated.

0:50 But first she wants to talk about other shit! Weight loss surgery is first. She admits to not having the money (so sayonara to those days of ‘I can pay for it out of pocket, you poorfag bitches’), and says not every insurance out there pays for it. We all know she doesn’t have any insurance anyway.

1:15 She alludes to being able to switch insurances, so it’s something she’s interested in.

1:20 She rambles on that she hasn’t been good with money in the past, and things she knows now she wishes she would’ve known years ago. Like to not put a thousand bucks in cash in your purse and flash it to the internet. Or that YouTube isn’t forever. But she’s feeling the financial crunch. Says she grew up with zero money, one outfit to wear, one pair of pants, and then made money and spent it all.

2:05 Yup, has no money for weight loss surgery but wants it my precious, she wants it so bad, because there is no perceived efforts, dear hobbitses.

2:18 Says people have asked her why she doesn’t make a GoFundMe for weight loss surgery, and she rolls her eyes, stares off to the side slack jawed and disappointed, and grumbles that she knows what’s going to happen with that. She says that people will report it for being a scam, and states that she doesn’t want other people to pay for her surgery.

2:38 Now talks about people assuming that now that she’s bedridden due to an injury she WoN’t SpEaK aBoUt wah wah wah that she’ll gain all her weight back and that Wifey is an enabler. AL says she choses what goes into her mouth, so NO, WIFEY’S NOT AN ENABLER SHITLORDS. She doesn’t care who’s around her or if the person is supportive, AL will scarf down what she wants, damn you all.

3:48 Blathering on that she’s not Wifey’s puppet but they’re SO SUPPORTIVE (gag). Confesses that she’s ‘binged’, ‘not a lot’ and she’s also ‘overate.’ GAH. Says she’s felt helpless and turned to food.

4:30 Now she’s proudly professing that she’s said ‘no’ to a lot of binges. You know what that means, AL? It means you don’t have BED. Because (a) you wouldn’t plan them, and (b) you wouldn’t easily say ‘nope, not gonna do it’ and stroll away with a fat smirk on your fat face.

4:40 Says that her binges now are nowhere near what they used to be. Says her current binges are nowhere near her past days of overeating. Her days of overeating now are equivalent to her normal days back in the day.

5:17 Ozempic? Is she on it? For reals? She’s blathering right now about what Ozempic is for, and then goes off on how medication can be for something, and then be used for something else. Her finger quoting ‘doctors, scientists, people’ just pisses me straight off. I am tempted to get liquor, but I will abstain, because I want to sleep well tonight, damn it, and the Rams vs. Bills game is hilarious and keeping me grinning through the agony of AL.

5:50 Sorry, got distracted. She’s professing that sometimes medications are prescribed for other things. Lamictal for Bipolar, except it’s for seizures, whatever. So she’s saying she’s taking a diabetic medication for weight loss. Trying to weasel out of that diabetes confession, are we AL?

6:45 ‘Ozempic doesn’t work for everyone, it doesn’t work every week’ - she eats through its effects, confirmed.

6:47 She’s still on it. She then discusses dosing. She’s apparently on 0.5 dosing and has been there for 4-5 weeks. Has had the option to take the 1 mg dose, but ‘wasn’t ready for it.’ She’s ScArEd. Of course.

7:48 Yeah, now she’s talking about how sometimes it doesn’t work, and how it’s not the same for everyone and whatever. She says it works for her, but it doesn’t work as much as she thought it was going to work for her. Because she’s an emotional eater, not a hunger-cues eater. Dur.

8:28 How long is this dummy going to blather about how shit works some weeks but not others?

8:37 Calling out Young Dumb Honey Bun. She made a video of AL (sent to AL on IG), where she said a bunch smack. AL actually inserts the video where YDHB is talking about how AL’s cheating her way out of weight loss and take it instead of a actually doing anything. AL thinks that’s really rude, because there’s a lot of morbidly obese people, diabetic or not, who take it and it’s not cheating. Then she exhales a breathless laugh and calls YDHB a fucking bitch.

9:23 FUCK, GET OFF THIS BANDWAGON. We acknowledge that medication doesn’t work for everyone, and that you can eat through its effects so it doesn’t work the same week to week! Gah! Imma slam some Diet Coke and break up the fight between my stupid cats right now.

Alright, cat fight stopped, half of the Diet Coke destroyed, thoughts of rum in my head but only 7 minutes left of this bullshit. On we go.

9:27 Now she’s going to share a lot of numbers or some shit. Doesn’t want to confuse anyone, but she’s super proud of what she’s going to show. Gotta be her weights. Has it written in a book.

10:00 Weighed in today. 466.0

10:10 Apparently this is the lowest she’s weighed in Kentucky. She’s super proud and shit. So for 6-7 years, she hasn’t been this ‘low’ of weight. She gives herself applause.

10:45 Wants to discuss how much she’s lost on Ozempic. July 11th was the first day on Ozempic, 491.4. Now September 8th, 466.0. So the magic drug has dropped her 25.4 lbs in less than 2 months.

I am just going to be gobsmacked that apparently she filmed and posted on the same damned day. This calls for more Diet Coke.

11:08 Says as a whole, since her highest weight is 572.4, she’s down 106.4 lbs. Thanks, cancer!

11:30 BuT sHe WaNtS tO mAkE tHiNgS mOrE cLeAr. Because July 1st last year was apparently the starting point of everything, aka: Necky ‘breaking her heart’ (even though in Livestream she said they didn’t really love each other and whatever, fuck you Necky). 469.8 is what she weighed. THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID LOLZ - TRY ADDING 100 LBS TO THAT, DUMBASS.

12:23 OMFG, this dumbass REPEATS HERSELF - last year at 469.8, TO THIS YEAR AT 466.0. So she actually says she only lost 3.8 pounds. LMFAO AL!!!! You edited this shit!!! How did you not catch yourself?!!?

12:30 Says that just in the last year, she has lost 103.8 lbs. NO, YOU LOST 3.8 POUNDS ACCORDING TO WHAT YOU SAID, YOU DUMBASS LOLOLOLOL

12:56 Says without Ozempic, she was able to lose 81 lbs (except when you do quick math, it was 78.4 lbs, but far be it from anyone to doubt the human calculator MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT DROPPED 100 LBS ERRONEOUSLY HAHAHAHAH). And then inserts the YDHB clip just to be a catty bitch. Never mind that according to her own professed numbers she’s apparently reading out of her book and didn’t edit to correct, she actually only lost 3.8 lbs.

No, I’m not letting that go. I’m laughing too hard to let it go. I have no need for alcohol right now because laughter has cured the ache between my eyeballs.

13:22 Says that regardless if she’s on Ozempic or not on Ozempic she’s still losing weight. And she puts the YDHB clip in AGAIN.

AL, there’s this thing known as ‘beating a dead horse.’ You’ve already done that. Thank you for being a cunty bitch, a bigger cunty bitch than YDHB at this point, by continuing to wallop that corpse with all of your flabby might.

13:38 Says this last year has been very up and down because MUH MENTALS and her relationship and whatever. And if she hadn’t touched a scale until today it’d show she’s down over 100 lbs, and that’s ‘victorious’ and ‘that’s amazing’ and shit.

14:26 Told her gorlfren her weight, and her gorlfren told her she’s 16 lbs away from 450. AL’s brain fails to compute. She then goes ‘that’s amazing!’ Like she’s staring at alien-Rarity again, mindless and dumb.

14:29 Next goal is 450. Sees herself reaching that in 2 months. Would like to reach it in 1 months, but that would involve work, and she’s ‘not aiming for perfection’ (aka willing to actually track). Goes off on how she’s not counting her Weight Watchers points to the last point or count calories or weigh her food. Says she has phases where she does that, but she’s being a lazy asshole right now, and hoovering down everything she enjoys.

15:15 Doesn’t know how frequently she’s going to do weigh-ins, but if that’s what you’re interested in let her know.

15:35 Says she doesn’t want to be in our faces about her weight loss, even though that’s how she was back in the day (her words, not mine - I recall her being in our faces about her weight gain while pretending to lose weight lolz). She was ‘super over-shary and every single day there was a weigh in.’ And she has been watching her old shit. She doesn’t know how she feels about her channel having been heavily focused on weight loss, because it’s sad to acknowledge that being a fatass is your entire personality.

16:08 Trying to branch out, had fun doing ‘SO RAW’ (God help me, my liver won’t survive that series, STDG return and heeeeelllllp). She loves it because she’s able to talk about other things besides the most obvious. Ugh.

16:27 Third-person states that she’s down 106.8 lbs. And keeps going off about this shit. She says ‘that’s like a whole person. Almost like a whole person.’ No, you scathing dipshit, it definitely is a whole person. In fact, it’s a normal BMI woman of your height, Amber. IT’S A HEALTHY-WEIGHT 5’2” WOMAN. A 19.5 BMI woman. But that wouldn’t register in her lizard-brain that her body is THAT abnormal and THAT demolished.

16:45 She hopes we enjoyed this video, and outros with that stupid kissy bullshit. I liked it better when she just angrily stopped the recording. This kiss bullshit has always left me feeling dirty. /Now/ I need a drink.

TL;DW/R: Rambles on forever about bullshit. Still on Ozempic. Can’t afford weight loss surgery. Apparently weighs 466.0 lbs as of the day of filming (September 8th). AL can’t math, so I am sober, any desire for alcohol chased off by laughter at the fact that this dumbass (a) can’t read her own numbers in her stupid book, and (b) didn’t catch her obvious error when she edited her video before slapping it online.

 

[Trees]

Sorry for the purity of your minds ya'll. I just can't help myself sometimes.

ARE ALL THOSE DOTS MIDROLLS? Looking for weight loss surgery $$$ she'll inevitably spend on Legos and UberEats.

She won't open a hilarious GoFundMe for weight loss surgery because she doesn't want her fans to pay for it, but she will accept Super Chats! That's not giving her money for surgery, That's general purpose money.

I thought nothing was off limits? Because now the very funny fall is off limits.

She's very proud to have gotten her binges down to a mere 3,500 calories. Gonna be a skinny legend in no time!

Amber says she's still on Ozempic so I think she's lying about still being on Ozempic. Says she's deciding to stay on the baby dose because drugs is scary.

Okay I'm not listening to her talk about weight loss until she shows Scale.

 

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Thanks for your hard work again, @Diet Coke 4 Life! Your liver may be suffering but I am enjoying your caps!

Shit, what was that amphetamine that she ate through because she just had to have the pizza that she claims to hate so much? She totally did the same with Ozempic.

Amber would be one of the patients on My 600 Pound Life that complains that she doesn't feel hungry anymore. Y'know. Part of the whole point of getting fucking surgery? Then she'd probably transfer her addiction to a drug one like the rest of the Reids have if she didn't blow out her pouch first.

She would absolutely fail any psychological evaluation she'd be given before any insurance, even Medicaid, would cover WLS for her. She could circumvent this by paying out of pocket, but at that point she'd probably only be able to afford to go to Tijuana. A lot of poor deathfats go south of the border for their WLS operations (and post op plastic surgery once they keep their weight off). As funny as the idea of Amber blowing a bunch of money on protein shakes she won't drink or getting on a plane to Mexico would be, she ain't gonna do it. But it's entertaining to think about.

 

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Amber would be one of the patients on My 600 Pound Life that complains that she doesn't feel hungry anymore.

I would love to watch Dr. Now explain that she has a very serious situation type deal and how her version of events is a fantasy

 

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Shit, what was that amphetamine that she ate through because she just had to have the pizza that she claims to hate so much? She totally did the same with Ozempic.

Phentermine. And yeah, no doubt about it. As predicted.

Anyway, I'm watching AF's recap because I don't feel like reading right now. Apparently now she has insurance? When did that happen? Why wasn't it announced when she got it, like everything else? Or did I miss something? Lol at her putting 'bedridden' in quotes. Again, I see she's calling Jade 'Wifey'. What happened to that? Thought she wasn't wipey!? Lol she lahs by calling herself a supportive partner but admits to bingeing and overeating. Unfortunately, she had to follow it up by giving herself asspats for saying no to overeating sometimes and comparing it to the way she used to eat. WriterLynn says "I have not weighed this little since being in Kentucky", which I think is another lah. Lastly, her math is fucking stupid and wrong and I just wish she could not be a dumb bitch at something.