🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

Doesn’t Eric and Ricky live like a hour and a half from them? Why did she act like they were going on a Oregon trail trip? She’s like I’m restless and it’s taking forever. Maybe because you guys stopped for snacks and food twice. You just had chik fi la and you needed beef jerky and Mexican food right after.

Not only Amber does not want to make any effort in losing weight, but Amber also does not even want to feel hungry. This is why instead of having 3 meals a day with perhaps a couple of snacks, she constantly eats. She loves counting calories because she likes to see that whatever she eats is less than her calorie limits for the day. She probably also underestimates or plainly omits such calories. In the past, Amber said that her daily calorie limit is variable.

At her weight, only restrictive diets would work for her to lose weight. If you can't even sit in a car for an hour and a half without having food, you are not serious about losing weight.

Ok, is it my imagination or is every in-car segment now done in a stationary car? Is this so that she has a reason for not wearing a seatbelt? Although, wearing one would seriously hamper her being able to reach her bag snacks …

I think that she is too wide for the seat, even in this SUV. The buckle digs into her side and it hurts her. It makes wearing the seat belt uncomfortable. It is unlike that she wears one on anything more than a few minutes.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

The dumbest people are always the most vocal about how smart they are. Being the smartest kid in retard classes is like being the nicest guy in prison. Congrats fatty, you peaked in elementary school as a highly functioning mentally disabled person.

Amber thinks she physically looks good. If she can achieve that level of delusion despite her repulsive slovenly appearance, her lizard brain is likely telling her no end of self-aggrandizing lies. It's the sole reason she hasn't committed suicide yet.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Doesn’t Eric and Ricky live like a hour and a half from them? Why did she act like they were going on a Oregon trail trip? She’s like I’m restless and it’s taking forever. Maybe because you guys stopped for snacks and food twice. You just had chik fi la and you needed beef jerky and Mexican food right after.

When you're as fat as her, sitting and being squashed in a car must be agony. An hour or two must feel like driving from NYC to LA. As was pointed out; Fatty regularly has FIVE hour sex sessions, but needs 'snacks' for a car ride.

There has to be some kind of conversion rate for the morbidly obese. 1 minute is 7 obese minutes...

I did read once '5 minutes to a sociopath is like 5 years to a normal person'. That must work out about 20 years for our gorl. Sadly, no way in Hell does Fatty have 20 years left.

I think that she is too wide for the seat, even in this SUV. The buckle digs into her side and it hurts her. It makes wearing the seat belt uncomfortable. It is unlike that she wears one on anything more than a few minutes.

Get the hog a flatbed truck. that would be worth watching.

Amber thinks she physically looks good. If she can achieve that level of delusion despite her repulsive slovenly appearance, her lizard brain is likely telling her no end of self-aggrandizing lies. It's the sole reason she hasn't committed suicide yet.

Narcs NEVER commit suicide. Yes they love all the sympathy and attention, but they aren't here to enjoy it. They do tend to have had 'failed' suicide attempts that nobody who knows them actually remembers. They also tend to threaten suicide for attention and to get their own way.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Doesn’t Eric and Ricky live like a hour and a half from them? Why did she act like they were going on a Oregon trail trip?

FAT. It's like going to the moon for her.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"I'm famous, you guise!"

Do the guards all want to be your friend? I bet they all show you their IG posts, too.I bet they all jockey for position on the schedule just so they have a chance of being around when you are, as you're the bright spot in their day.

Sure, LiarLynn. We know there's no way you mounted cameras for your own personal security outside the apartment. You're far too fat and far too lazy to do something like that. At best, you got Ring or something similar, for which you need no permission, as it's a non-damaging install. If you do have something like that, it was a waste of money and probably the "gf"'s idea anyway - more for her to hide from bill collectors and process servers, given what we know. And the apartment doesn't care what you put up INSIDE the apartment, nor do you need their permission. Also, don't flatter yourself. You're not THAT well known, and no one wants to kill you. You're doing a fine job of that on your own.

 

[Wicked Wench]

"I'm famous, you guise!"

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Do the guards all want to be your friend? I bet they all show you their IG posts, too.I bet they all jockey for position on the schedule just so they have a chance of being around when you are, as you're the bright spot in their day.

Sure, LiarLynn. We know there's no way you mounted cameras for your own personal security outside the apartment. You're far too fat and far too lazy to do something like that. At best, you got Ring or something similar, for which you need no permission, as it's a non-damaging install. If you do have something like that, it was a waste of money and probably the "gf"'s idea anyway - more for her to hide from bill collectors and process servers, given what we know. And the apartment doesn't care what you put up INSIDE the apartment, nor do you need their permission. Also, don't flatter yourself. You're not THAT well known, and no one wants to kill you. You're doing a fine job of that on your own.

What exactly does she think will happen to her?
She's not Selena or John Lennon, and as far as I know, an experiment showed that bullets can't pass through 30cm of fat, which, let's be fair, she has at least that if not more.
She can't be stabbed. You'd need a fucking Zweihander.
She's not gonna get kidnapped, cause you'll need 2 or more body builders just to lift her.
She's barely away from home, so a break in seems pointless, what are they gonna steal? Her Journals?
So, what is she expecting exactly? (not even bothering with a Sexual Assault type deal, for obvious reasons)

 

[Thumb Butler]

"I'm famous, you guise!"

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Do the guards all want to be your friend? I bet they all show you their IG posts, too.I bet they all jockey for position on the schedule just so they have a chance of being around when you are, as you're the bright spot in their day.

Sure, LiarLynn. We know there's no way you mounted cameras for your own personal security outside the apartment. You're far too fat and far too lazy to do something like that. At best, you got Ring or something similar, for which you need no permission, as it's a non-damaging install. If you do have something like that, it was a waste of money and probably the "gf"'s idea anyway - more for her to hide from bill collectors and process servers, given what we know. And the apartment doesn't care what you put up INSIDE the apartment, nor do you need their permission. Also, don't flatter yourself. You're not THAT well known, and no one wants to kill you. You're doing a fine job of that on your own.

Jade is trying desperately to get some engagement. It won't work. The fat gorl youtube era is over (unless you're Chantal but she is a different story).

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

"I'm famous, you guise!"

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Do the guards all want to be your friend? I bet they all show you their IG posts, too.I bet they all jockey for position on the schedule just so they have a chance of being around when you are, as you're the bright spot in their day.

Sure, LiarLynn. We know there's no way you mounted cameras for your own personal security outside the apartment. You're far too fat and far too lazy to do something like that. At best, you got Ring or something similar, for which you need no permission, as it's a non-damaging install. If you do have something like that, it was a waste of money and probably the "gf"'s idea anyway - more for her to hide from bill collectors and process servers, given what we know. And the apartment doesn't care what you put up INSIDE the apartment, nor do you need their permission. Also, don't flatter yourself. You're not THAT well known, and no one wants to kill you. You're doing a fine job of that on your own.

I bet all the guards have told her she's THE best tenant they have ever had liveen there.
If they want to be on duty when Fatty's out and about, they must be on a permanent night shift.
Doesn't she live in the same building as a celebrity? How much security do they have if this jumped up hog needs security?
I guarantee if I turned up at 3am with 5 or 6 pizza boxes, security would wave me through without even asking where I was going.
Security can't be that good if they let this hog move in there. The fact that they then let her extend the lease after all her antics only goes to prove that money talks and Big AL walks (allegedly).

 

[dfranki723]

The fat cunt is too useless to install any kind of security, even the most basic of cameras.

You're also not ''well known''. 99% of the US population would see you in the street and just think ''oh look at that smelly 600lb screeching nobody'' and that'd be the end of it. Delusions of fucking grandeur or what.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I bet security means “desk clerk in the leasing office.”

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

This shit gives a perfect insight into the narc brain of Her Royal Fatness.
i) security guards = a concierge - who you will find in any kind of upscale apartment block
ii) security cameras = anywhere and everywhere nowadays, especially in an upscale apartment block

In other words, she lives an upscale apartment block - but only thanks to her YT bucks.
Fatty really is showing how white trash she is. The fact she lives somewhere without wheels makes her believe she's important. Don't forget that EVERYONE in that building also has the same security cameras and 'security guards'.

Hey Fatty! Seeing as you and your caretaker read her, obviously only between your 5 hour sex sessions, here's an excuse for you. Methmom doesn't visit because she can't stand you, but because all the guards and cameras would give her genuine PTSD from all her time in jail.

Make the most of it. You'll soon be in social housing - if you live that long, that is.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I bet security means “desk clerk in the leasing office.”

I bet security means 400 pounds of excess weight. No one is going to steal the rare and one of a kind Amber.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

What does she have that’s even worth breaking into and stealing? Even the stuff thieves may go for like her MacBook and the ghetto rich stuff she’s given Jade would be either filthy or have the combined funk of Amber, the animals, and cigarette smoke.

 

[lol cow supreme]

What does she have that’s even worth breaking into and stealing? Even the stuff thieves may go for like her MacBook and the ghetto rich stuff she’s given Jade would be either filthy or have the combined funk of Amber, the animals, and cigarette smoke.

Do you have any idea the current cost of Whale Oil in the Biden economy? She's got to breaking out in a cold sweat every time she hears a sea shanty....

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

I wonder if The Henry only started with the security guards and security cameras after Fatty moved in her pet nigga from the hood and her real nigga sex partners? Has Big AL turned the place into a ghetto?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"I'm famous, you guise!"

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Do the guards all want to be your friend? I bet they all show you their IG posts, too.I bet they all jockey for position on the schedule just so they have a chance of being around when you are, as you're the bright spot in their day.

Sure, LiarLynn. We know there's no way you mounted cameras for your own personal security outside the apartment. You're far too fat and far too lazy to do something like that. At best, you got Ring or something similar, for which you need no permission, as it's a non-damaging install. If you do have something like that, it was a waste of money and probably the "gf"'s idea anyway - more for her to hide from bill collectors and process servers, given what we know. And the apartment doesn't care what you put up INSIDE the apartment, nor do you need their permission. Also, don't flatter yourself. You're not THAT well known, and no one wants to kill you. You're doing a fine job of that on your own.

Are we forgetting that gorl has her very own FBI agent?? @Totally real FBI Frank

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

The fat cunt is too useless to install any kind of security, even the most basic of cameras.

Why wouldn't she want security cameras considering all of the brutal rapes she's suffered? Kasey might break in and viciously force a defenseless Amber to diddle him.

 

[Lift Me Up]

Are we forgetting her girlfriend is black which automatically makes her the security guard?

 

[Xenomorph]

She means Twonko is her secuuurity guard, bish prolly put up a blink camera

 

[Grumpygurl]

Who wouldn't love to see Hambutt read ONE chapter of Charlotte's Web, then take a reading comprehension test after.

I think it would be more fitting for Amber to read A Hungry Caterpillar. Charlotte’s Web would be college level reading for her.