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Yes bitch, getting a booster shot for the coof is so much more important than losing weight.
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Yes bitch, getting a booster shot for the coof is so much more important than losing weight.
FupaCitySheriff
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Shame there's no booster jab for cancer, the beetus, high blood pressure, lymphedema, ptsd, asmr, bipolar, depression, anxiety, heel spurs, and God knows what else I can't remember.
Turd Fergusson
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Do not forget this video is about 1 month old. She survived.
I think she is closer to 500.
Holding up their noses.
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Amber needs a skincare routine desperately. She needs a hygiene routine in general. You can tell she doesn’t wash her face, probably ever. She’s oily and has blackheads and redness. Dark under eyes. Her skin looks very dehydrated and dull. It just looks like shit.
But there’s only so much a skincare routine can do for her. Drinking water, eating healthy, and getting lots of sleep are essential to good skin health. The skin is the body’s largest organ. If her skin looks that bad can you imagine what her organs look like on the inside?
dfranki723
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Ah yes, she is totally believable when faking anxiety over a booster. She's such a delicate bean.
I wonder who she stole ''reading rut'' from. Anytime she comes out with some shit like this, I just assume she's watched another vlogger talk about said shit and chose to mimic it.
Fatty truly looks rough as fuck. No amount of lying about MUhh shOwEring will convince your audience you aren't a dirt encrusted ball of filth.
I love the ''sorry the video is so short'' tacked on at the end. Really? Could you be any lazier?
I wonder who she stole ''reading rut'' from. Anytime she comes out with some shit like this, I just assume she's watched another vlogger talk about said shit and chose to mimic it.
Fatty truly looks rough as fuck. No amount of lying about MUhh shOwEring will convince your audience you aren't a dirt encrusted ball of filth.
I love the ''sorry the video is so short'' tacked on at the end. Really? Could you be any lazier?
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See Amber is trying to mimic Nickado. He will frequently use the "I did x due to y" formula. It is supposed to pull in the "haha, you're in pain" viewers kinda like ShoeonIce did by eating shit.
Did it work?
Fuck no her previous one is one of her lowest viewed in 5 years and the new one will be the same. I am starting to think there has been a small exodus in the past few weeks because her views have dipped by about 10k and I think the normies have just about had it with her.
She keeps trying to rekindle past hits like this from the thumbnail reminds me of the infamous MENTAL THINGS IS SCARY! It's not going to work though, it is something lolcows never realize that the lightning leaves the bottle forever.
I do think she is lying about her weight and I think about 560lb but she is starting to sag so its hard to tell.
Did it work?
Fuck no her previous one is one of her lowest viewed in 5 years and the new one will be the same. I am starting to think there has been a small exodus in the past few weeks because her views have dipped by about 10k and I think the normies have just about had it with her.
She keeps trying to rekindle past hits like this from the thumbnail reminds me of the infamous MENTAL THINGS IS SCARY! It's not going to work though, it is something lolcows never realize that the lightning leaves the bottle forever.
I do think she is lying about her weight and I think about 560lb but she is starting to sag so its hard to tell.
FupaCitySheriff
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Probably just too lazy to bother taking the link down. She's still not taking any requests on there and still has only the 81 reviews from weeks ago.
A quick look at her YT video and it also has a PO box address to send her a letter. I'm sure some retarded Ambabies send her stuff, but she's too lazy and ungrateful to bother showing any of it.
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PronunciationLynn somehow managing to butcher the word "lilac" is making me 
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If she's going to rip off Nikocado she should at least do it right. Mukbangs with her and Jade screaming (including amber's banshee laugh) and slapping the shit out of each other with burgers, she's pretty much just an oversized toddler in these videos. For someone with dainty portions of food she's still fatter than Nick who is at least showing you the shit he eats.
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Highly anemic due to diet, lack of vitamin D because she doesnt leave the house, probably lacking in many b vitamins that are good for skin and hair. Lack of sleep lots of cortison production. Just poor diet in general and lack of blood flow makes the skin look clammy. Constant internal infections like UTI. Diabetes. Dehydration is a huuuge factor. High salt diet, i suspect her kidneys are not woeking as good as they could be. I genuinely rhink if anything gets her it will be kidney issues because of all the UTIs and her fucking with antibitoics so much.
Also shes at the age were collagen production slows down and stops for some and thats when you need to take viamins and have a good diet. Her joints are really going to be fucked.
Also shit hairline lmao big al you are balding and everyone can see.
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Most are deficient in vitamin D even if they leave the house. But yea, she isn't taking supplements for that either.
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Also complained about how long it took a doctor to find a vein on destiny and called the nurses minions.
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Now that would be the anti-climax of the ages. If it's Big Pharma that kills Hamber off and not one of her multitude of self-inflicted diseases etc.
We're All Going To Hell
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Lol this is the only time i will defend her skinny people too shit. The majority of US folks are vit D deficient because its in not as many food sources as others and the ones it is in can be kind of pricey. People don't realize that with supplements are not one size fits all just like medication because of weight and someone like AL needs to take the whole 10-15k a day because she doesn't take other supplements or get natural sunshint to help it absorb. A doc would most like rx 50-75k a week.
She also needs to be drinking 250oz of water a day if she's honest about 500lbs to process the vit D.
I agree that her kidneys are fucked just from the high vitamin D deficiency and constant dehydration alone. Our kidneys need vit D. It leads to kidney disease.
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Where, oh where, to begin.
Unlike Big Ham, some of us have actual, productive, important things to do that do not involve holding a phone in our face and blathering into it about how everything is shtooogood, or that we're going to the grocery store despite just being there the day/video before, or about how giveeen we are that we're foisting off our almost-expired or no longer wanted chemically,-ladenj preservative-laden, and generally unhealthy snacks onto the homeless (because fuck them, right?), or that we got our booster shot for the 'rona and.....basically nothing happened beyond the typical, mild side effects of ANY vax, or that we managed to eke out another couple of 4th grade art doodles that apparently eat up hours of our day, or try on the latest round of too-small clothes that we don't need and will likely never wear, or preside over our channel that is slowly dying, JUST LIKE US, and for mainly the same reasons: old, stale, generally un-fun, unwashed, unchanging, and uninteresting.
I thought about writing up reacts to the past three vids, but really, what's the point? She'll put out another that's exactly the same tomorrow. I will say that I will never, ever believe any weight she claims to be until she films a weighin at a doctor's office. If she were losing real weight, she would be smugly cramming it into the faces of haydur nation. And sorry (not sorry) Hamber, anything under 120 pounds is going to make zero difference in the way you look, now that gravity, combined with a loss of collagen and elasticity, is really taking hold.
One thing I did want to say, however, is that her performative "muh mentalz" pisses me right the fuck off. "My psychologist thinks I might have PTSD", her claim now of actually having ADHD, etc.: none of it is real. Previously, I was willing to give her some generalized anxiety disorder - because that's just being human in these times - and MAYBE depression, although I'm thinking clinical depression is not really in play after thinking about it some more. There's nothing wrong with this bitch, mentally, beyond BPD with elements of narcissist and histrionic. She's an uninteresting, unintellectual, aattention-seeking, gluttonous, lazy fatbody who can't be bothered to put in more than the bare minimum to get paid. Her channel is tanking because of it. She deserves every bit of criticism she receives.
And I'm here for every single fucking minute of it.
Unlike Big Ham, some of us have actual, productive, important things to do that do not involve holding a phone in our face and blathering into it about how everything is shtooogood, or that we're going to the grocery store despite just being there the day/video before, or about how giveeen we are that we're foisting off our almost-expired or no longer wanted chemically,-ladenj preservative-laden, and generally unhealthy snacks onto the homeless (because fuck them, right?), or that we got our booster shot for the 'rona and.....basically nothing happened beyond the typical, mild side effects of ANY vax, or that we managed to eke out another couple of 4th grade art doodles that apparently eat up hours of our day, or try on the latest round of too-small clothes that we don't need and will likely never wear, or preside over our channel that is slowly dying, JUST LIKE US, and for mainly the same reasons: old, stale, generally un-fun, unwashed, unchanging, and uninteresting.
I thought about writing up reacts to the past three vids, but really, what's the point? She'll put out another that's exactly the same tomorrow. I will say that I will never, ever believe any weight she claims to be until she films a weighin at a doctor's office. If she were losing real weight, she would be smugly cramming it into the faces of haydur nation. And sorry (not sorry) Hamber, anything under 120 pounds is going to make zero difference in the way you look, now that gravity, combined with a loss of collagen and elasticity, is really taking hold.
One thing I did want to say, however, is that her performative "muh mentalz" pisses me right the fuck off. "My psychologist thinks I might have PTSD", her claim now of actually having ADHD, etc.: none of it is real. Previously, I was willing to give her some generalized anxiety disorder - because that's just being human in these times - and MAYBE depression, although I'm thinking clinical depression is not really in play after thinking about it some more. There's nothing wrong with this bitch, mentally, beyond BPD with elements of narcissist and histrionic. She's an uninteresting, unintellectual, aattention-seeking, gluttonous, lazy fatbody who can't be bothered to put in more than the bare minimum to get paid. Her channel is tanking because of it. She deserves every bit of criticism she receives.
And I'm here for every single fucking minute of it.
FupaCitySheriff
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I can't think of any adult who looks more like a Minion than Density. She could perform at kids' birthday parties.
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Just a general observation that I have nowhere else to put:
I have been thinking how absolutely disgusting and horrible it must be to live with ALR if both Destiny and Becky had to call it quits.
With Krystal, it made sense since Amber was the moochER but in these last few relationships, she was the provider. These were kept women*, so to speak. Destiny and Becky are both irrefutably shitty and lazy people (the latter moreso admittedly).
Just think: to be offered the ability to literally quit your job and adult responsibilities in favor of staying home, watching movies, playing video games, and being stimulated solely by Target shopping and board games would be a sweet deal for most but it would be the fucking jackpot for their particular demographic. How fucking bad does it have to be for them to both decide leaving, staring over, and becoming employable again (as big, fat, ugly, and dumb toddlers who have done fuck all for years) is the more preferable choice?
I wish just one of them would give us an authentic day in the life vlog of what it was like to live with ALR. I watched the snowflake docuseries and it was astonishing that before ALR even started making decent cash, she sat at home while Destiny worked and expected Destiny to do all the cooking and cleaning too when she got home. And I’m betting that’s not even scratching the surface of her assholery.
I have been thinking how absolutely disgusting and horrible it must be to live with ALR if both Destiny and Becky had to call it quits.
With Krystal, it made sense since Amber was the moochER but in these last few relationships, she was the provider. These were kept women*, so to speak. Destiny and Becky are both irrefutably shitty and lazy people (the latter moreso admittedly).
Just think: to be offered the ability to literally quit your job and adult responsibilities in favor of staying home, watching movies, playing video games, and being stimulated solely by Target shopping and board games would be a sweet deal for most but it would be the fucking jackpot for their particular demographic. How fucking bad does it have to be for them to both decide leaving, staring over, and becoming employable again (as big, fat, ugly, and dumb toddlers who have done fuck all for years) is the more preferable choice?
I wish just one of them would give us an authentic day in the life vlog of what it was like to live with ALR. I watched the snowflake docuseries and it was astonishing that before ALR even started making decent cash, she sat at home while Destiny worked and expected Destiny to do all the cooking and cleaning too when she got home. And I’m betting that’s not even scratching the surface of her assholery.
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You mean acorn squash, right?