🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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- 6 de Feb, 2021
Oh joy, are you going to show outside the house, or are we going for a 2-year. record. Jade's also a fugly sped, so your prior record of dating speds is still intact. The click-bait at this point is kidbehindthecamera worthy. Hey Jade you should look him up too.
This feels like a real shit-tier Nickado bait.
This feels like a real shit-tier Nickado bait.
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- 20 de Feb, 2021
At least Cassidy’s birthday can keep the hayders quiet about the whole: “Amberlynn is a predator!!! She was 18 when he was 15!!!!111!!!”
Cassidy has Instagram, and I did find her girlfriends account. She’s basically a pot smoking girl who thinks Weed and Halloween are personality traits.
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"They/Them"
So Cassidy may be grooming a younger woman to troon out. Good times in the Amberverse.
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- 14 de Jun, 2019
How is she proud of a stocked fridge that is more plastic than food.
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Peppermint Petty
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Nonchalantly showing off her trashy hickey
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- 23 de Sep, 2021
The interior of that car is ugly as sin. Wipey is still sucking them rollover folds creases. Hambutt cant stand the taste of coconut water because her taste buds only register salty as fuck or sugar laden as flavors now. I watched on Bottle's channel, get their views up over Hammy's.
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- 27 de Oct, 2016
lmao when you have a 500lb girlfriend and the new car you buy is anything other than an SUV, a pickup truck or a cross-country livestock freighter. eta: shit can't even pull a horse carriage, what are you thinking Jade? Did we learn nothing from the dirty bubble?
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- 18 de Jul, 2020
Pretty sure wifey got a Mazda CX-5 carbon edition with red interior. The angled back side window, the shape of the interior, the darker red, and the shape of the back window all match up.
*EDIT- there is a Mazda car as well that has the same color interior and angled back window but the spacing between the main side window and the angled side window is a lot thinner in the car. It matched up better with the CX-5.
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- 27 de Oct, 2016
Hitting 50% of payload capacity just to haul your girlfriend and all of her tits.
Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r
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- 17 de Feb, 2019
Amber's going to drive that car like a monster truck in the night life.
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- 7 de Oct, 2020
At 3:38 she says September 19th for a weigh-in. Is she editing in old clips to support her weight loss?
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- 16 de Mar, 2019
Wipey you dirty monkey. Keep your hands off our (ex) Queen
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I can practically smell the grift from this picture. Amberlynn bought her gorl a car. This must be Wipey's biggest grift ever.
I can practically smell the grift from this picture. Amberlynn bought her gorl a car. This must be Wipey's biggest grift ever.
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- 28 de Sep, 2019
Day 15 claiming that "today has been one of them days" - OK, "I'm the type of person to use proper grammar no matte what I'm doing" - stayed in bed all day, claims she hasn't done that "for a hot minute", which , come on, dude, we know better than that.
Day 15: 493.2 ("gained a pound")
Day 16: 493.0
Day 17: 493.8
Day 18: 492.8
Day 19: as she was waling to the scale, she said "Today is September 19." Hmm. 491.4
Day 20: 490.6
It's so, so, SO important the count those decimals! That way, everyone can pretend Big Al is doing anything but circling in a holding pattern over the same numbers.
Claims to be mad at herself for not doing better. Sure you are, "We literally can't deny that I am losing weight..."
Of course we can. There's an entire contingent of people who do not believe these scale numbers.
" I don't want to take away my credit" - that's the narcissist we all know! - "like, I did that."
Get that self-congratulatory asspat in there, gorl. It isn't like you could be losing 1-2 pounds A DAY if you decided to put your entire shelf ass to work instead of half-assing weight loss just like every other thing in your life.
Shows food. Naturally describes one as she's been "obsessed with". It's all food, Big Al, not just that. Shoves a large cracker with lunch meat on it into her gaping maw as one bite.
Is "creeped out" byt he thought of drinking water that was in a coconut, says, "Weird thing creep me out."
Look, bitch, just because it's weird TO YOU doesn't mean it's weird. People have been drinking coconut water long before yuppies started to. I'll ask again if there is anything in this fucking world she is not afraid or or that creeps her out.
Takes a drink, doesn't like it. Can't figure out if people drink it straight or use it for something like a smoothie. Maybe you declared yourself the "smoothie queen" a little too soon, you know-nothing bitch.
Whoever the hell it is that's living with her bought a car. She claims she'll be learning to drive (But not, like anytime soon, 'cause I'm still scared." Of course she is.
Big Al is "so proud" of her " girlfriend" for buying a fucking car - just say her goddamned name, you useless cunt. We all know her name anyway. And of course you're proud of anyone who does any normal, adult thing, since those things are beyond your ability to comprehend how one goes through life as an adult instead of a 600 pound, fat fucking shutin who whores her body out for cash.
Back in the kitchen, more boob grabbing and arm around the neck hugs, since it would take Elastic Man to wrap his arms around you in an actual hug. Shades of Density, it seems to me, clingy and cringey for the camera.
Is having a wannabe mcmuffin and slathers Tapatio on it. That one fucking taste bud of her must be working overtime. Put it on the ayg to add some "flav". You know what really annoys me? People being too fucking lazy to say an entire word. Like flavor. You do not sound cute or quirky. You soumd like the lazy, hypocritical piece of shit you are, CorrectGrammarLynn.
Hair bullshit that I do not care a bit about, so skipping. But Rarity made an appearance.
Has an "announcement molment". Still laying hard on your molments, situations, and other shit filler words because you're a fucking retard. Tells us what we already knew, that the "girlfriend" has moved in. Say her fucking name, twat. And we already knew this, so not much of an announcement molmet after all, is it? She moved in right after Becky moved out, and we also know you didn't break up with her and replace her with her clone. Stupid bitch.
Admits the "girlfriend" has been moved in for a bit now. No shit. Only someone with a traumatic brain injury wouldn't know this.
Says she knows people want to see the "girlfriend", and she thinks it's time. Oh, but not this video. She's ending this one, proud of herself for being down "14 pounds this month and it's only the 20th". If you could do some fucking math, dumbass, you'd see this is an even slower pace than the 18 pounds you claimed earlier. As usual, you're a big fat fucking fail.
End of video, thankfully. Just amazingly stupid throughout, with sprinkles of trying to be coy and a side of self-congratulatory masturbation over how "proud" she is of herself.
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Amberlynn’s BPD ass has been watching her curly haired girlfriend put leave in conditioner in her hair and has suddenly decided that she has secret hidden curls despite the fact that she’s never once gotten her hair to hold any kind of curl pattern and has always had more grease than frizz.
I genuinely think she just fucked up the date when speaking (Do u remember November 31st lmaao) because she wears the same outfit after she shows the weigh-in and in the car.
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- 6 de Feb, 2021
So interesting facts coming in, AF has not uploaded yet and Al's video is sitting at this:
Her last one is sitting at this:
Now it is important because she is trying to replicate the views with the same thumbnail more or less.
Now here is when the numbers must sting for Amber because on day 22 of January, which the Youtube paycheck restarts on the 15th. Views after the 15th are a new month till the 15th.
Views from January 1st to 22nd: 629k
Views from 15th of December to 15th January only including NEW content: 700k
We'll be generous and add on 100k for legacy views meaning she got 800k views for her paycheck in January.
800k on a CPM of $2-4 with $3 as an estimate = $2400
Then I made an observation and this is why I know the 15th is the reset date. I heard it prior from an acquaintance that their Youtube reset then.
Video before the 15th, low effort but the video on the 15th of the month and following are the highest things Amber can clickbait, her mental health or her relationship. Amber's days of click-baiting food are done and she knows that she'll try it now and again but she knows deep down it's over.
Now the 15th of this month:
What's that the highest thing she can click-bait, Wipey. 64k is good for her the last Jade tease netted a cool 85k.
Amber has not had a 100k video since October 4th, 110 days.
Her last one is sitting at this:
Now it is important because she is trying to replicate the views with the same thumbnail more or less.
Now here is when the numbers must sting for Amber because on day 22 of January, which the Youtube paycheck restarts on the 15th. Views after the 15th are a new month till the 15th.
Views from January 1st to 22nd: 629k
Views from 15th of December to 15th January only including NEW content: 700k
We'll be generous and add on 100k for legacy views meaning she got 800k views for her paycheck in January.
800k on a CPM of $2-4 with $3 as an estimate = $2400
Then I made an observation and this is why I know the 15th is the reset date. I heard it prior from an acquaintance that their Youtube reset then.
Video before the 15th, low effort but the video on the 15th of the month and following are the highest things Amber can clickbait, her mental health or her relationship. Amber's days of click-baiting food are done and she knows that she'll try it now and again but she knows deep down it's over.
Now the 15th of this month:
What's that the highest thing she can click-bait, Wipey. 64k is good for her the last Jade tease netted a cool 85k.
Amber has not had a 100k video since October 4th, 110 days.