🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

Right on cue, trying to stir up any attempts at "relevancy" and make Density's shit about herself as she begs for engagement.

"Wifey who" - you know Jade already approved of this manipulation tactic.

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These clickbait attempts are getting more and more pathetically obvious.

EDIT: lol

 

[dollastoho]

I honestly don’t think she can fathom lowering her new standards back down to a sped like Destiny now. It’s like she thinks she leveled up.

Sped ranks higher than nig actually. Bonus points when this rule is applied to white trash and/or Kentucky.

if you think for one second big al would not take dusty back in a heartbeat, you should stop posting on here

Truth so poetic that even my cold heart warmed for a bit.

Seriously OP this is basic Amberverse 101 knowledge, and we are in the gifted and talented class here.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Jan 6 - 495.0
Jan 7 - 496.4
Jan 8 - 496.2
Jan 9 - 498.4
Jan 10 - 496.2

She tried her usual excuses (sad, Chinese food, sad, food), but she is maintaining.

Well now we know when Amber took a shit

 

[Scrumption]

Right on cue, trying to stir up any attempts at "relevancy" and make Density's shit about herself as she begs for engagement.

"Wifey who" - you know Jade already approved of this manipulation tactic.

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Hi Jade, since it is obvious you frequent here.
This doesn't come off as you intended it. Instead of stirring up attention for views, you are depicting Amberlynn as the narc we know her to be. Destiny is going through a breakup from a long-term relationship and you have Amber over here cracking jokes and making it all about herself, very classy. I hope this is the last straw for Density so that she spills some details on that shelf-ass, though I doubt she has the backbone to do so.

 

[dfranki723]

God Hamber, you tacky fat whore.
Imagine thinking it's cute and quirky to make jokes about not only an exes break-up but specifically the ex you admitted to being in love with for years despite being in a new relationship.

Dusty and Fridge can get fucked but this truly shows Fatty for who she is. EmpathLynn swooping in to show Haydurz what a big heart she has. I still genuinely believe she has no real emotion unless it's for herself.
As if Dusty would return to snuffling Amber's crusty minge, she fucking WISHES.

It has to burn to know that something like Destiny, of all people, is out of her league.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I was thinking the reason she was 'big sad' as opposed to her usual sad gurl shit, is becuase of beckys snipe / selling the ring. She got called out fucking publicly by the spineless cuck thats becky and as a narc that shit was to much.

Add her trying to slide into the tards dms and finding herself blocked or flat out rejected was TO MUCH MAN.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Goddamn, that is incredibly tacky even for Amber's standards, imagine doing that with your partner in your vicinity and all for attention. It shows how much you care for your partner but we already knew that.,

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

And yet again, drama feeds the fat beast.

Not surprised here.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

God Hamber, you tacky fat whore.

The cash was never enough to keep Dustin around - she quickly figured out that she could get the bills paid by just sending Amber a text here and there. And unlike Becky, Dustin has no problem getting a job and being an actual functioning member of society. Amber has nothing to offer her.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

if you think for one second big al would not take dusty back in a heartbeat, you should stop posting on here

Are you lost? This isn’t Reddit.

Seriously OP this is basic Amberverse 101 knowledge, and we are in the gifted and talented class here.

It was basic Amberverse knowledge. We all know Destiny was her biggest loss in life for the entirety of the Becky era and she was simping for her hard. I’m saying I think recently, since she met Wifey, there has been a shift in gears for her. Much like how she was all devastated and woe is me about Becky and then suddenly did a 180. Just an adrenaline rush. She had been really unkind about Destiny lately in a way that she hasn’t been before when she’s denied being still in love with her. Whatever r

But I get it, it’s not an opinion that’s welcome here.

I will say though that I hadn’t considered the “sped is higher than nig” in the pecking order concept though. So I admit that is a wrinkle in my theory as I’m sure ALR would be more comfortable in the loving embrace of a white hillbilly sped than this overachieving and culturally unfamiliar chick who is making her feel uneasy about binging on the regular.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

But I get it, it’s not an opinion that’s welcome here.

No, it's spot on.

No one can deny Fat's infatuation with the sped boy.

"I made you cum!"

Words never heard with The Thumb or Wipey.

The heart beats faster for that which you cannot have.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Do you reckon Wifey gonna smack her bitch across the face for that Destiny post?
C'mon Jade, keep your woman in line. You gonna let her embarrass you like that?

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Goddamn, that is incredibly tacky even for Amber's standards, imagine doing that with your partner in your vicinity and all for attention. It shows how much you care for your partner but we already knew that.,

I 100% garauntee you Jade did this.
She reads the farms and has been seeing the reaction to Density being single again. She knows what she's doing.

She also knows people will assume Fat Amber posted it because this tacky, drama inducing shit is exactly what she lives for.

edit: can't spell

 

[giga melt]

I will say though that I hadn’t considered the “sped is higher than nig” in the pecking order concept though. So I admit that is a wrinkle in my theory as I’m sure ALR would be more comfortable in the loving embrace of a white hillbilly sped than this overachieving and culturally unfamiliar chick who is making her feel uneasy about binging on the regular.

this is exactly it. amber will never be comfortable because shes not a blackie. she likes the attention it brings, because she can't live without being in a relationship, but she would go back to her chad lover like she's the cheesecake factory

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Right on cue, trying to stir up any attempts at "relevancy" and make Density's shit about herself as she begs for engagement.

"Wifey who" - you know Jade already approved of this manipulation tactic.

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WTG, Jade, proving that Big Al's claim of "breaking up" with you was just another big, fat lie. And you outed Big Al on it. Not that anyone with a couple of brain cells to rub together didn't know this, but it's nice to have yet another confirmed lie pinned on this narcissistic twat.

You can't make this shit up. Big Al and Jade deserve one another: tacky, broke ass, ghetto trash people, who between them cannot come up with anything to get Big Al's fat fucking ass back up on the YT horse, because Big Al has the attractiveness of a feral, rabies-stricken armadillo and Jade is only marginally better than the unimaginative sped Big Al would get back with in a heartbeat of her enlarged, orange-chicken clogged heart if she could. What a fucking loser duo.

 

[Xenomorph]

Dusty just gets em nice and fat and immobile then dips lmao

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I completely agree, that post is 1000% Jade and 2000% she reads here. A lot of times theories listed that have gained traction, Amber has clapped back at instantly. She plays a shit game because she does it so instantaneously knowing Amber needs clicks and attention or else Chantal gets it all.

She is trying to avoid that Wipey reveal, so much because what would it be a 100k video. After that, though the expectation of appearing on camera is instantly there which will affect her views, it could affect her work. Jade is trying to be all ghetto, Marie Antoinette and get all that cake and eat it but the woman knows nothing about editing or Youtube. She does the same shit Amber does and that emulates someone with more views or goad comments.

She doesn't click that once cancer gate was done Amber could not go any lower and people started to get bored. Over here on the farms that is the exact moment her forum dropped a lot of users and they focused on Chantal. Well, she is infinitely more entertaining. What I am trying to say is Jade fucked up because she moved in with a doomed meal ticket.

Also, nice touch Jade, googling "Amberlynn Reid and Destiny" then just searching top images.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

It's a good job that Jade is probably still employable elsewhere. The position of creative director of Ambers videos isn't working.

I don't think they are going to learn that you can't manufacture drama.

But at least Amber has revealed she isn't shy about burning bridges with the few people who have been willing to put up with her through the years.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I am with the 'Jade did this' conspiracy theory - she is now basically Ambers 'manager' - hence all the editing and recent trolling - Jade is completely in charge

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Get fucked Jade, your recent efforts of emulating reaction channels failed maybe because people can read usernames retard.

Faxx I think did not upload the smoothie video due to the strikes. I have a feeling the strikes are more a deterrent and bait tactic to slow Faxx. Since you love reading here Jade, you're retarded because each time you lose means you can potentially blacklist Amber's channel. Meaning in the future anytime you actually need to strike a channel, you will be met with scrutiny.

Jade through all her avarice is going to nuke Amber's channel in more ways than one and because she is a cow does not know how to stop.