🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She cannot even say madras correctly! Mega feeder vibes. "I am saving this for leftovers." OK... The pickle scene was ASMR hell mode. Jade's editing is terrible because this feels just void of content, it's nothing. I cannot even hate the fat bitch because her content is so sterile and trite.

Amber thinks her personality is saying a word quirky or being retarded but it's just sad. I think that is why so many people are clicking off and that's because there's no evolution to her content. It's worse than when she first started because there was something then but now she honestly looks dead. It's like watching DSP at this point because you know his contempt and she shares that energy.
 
I can't be bothered by this waste of air blathering on about nothing.
Her videos used to have an element of fun because sometimes we'd get to see Eric, Rickie or Becky doing something weird at some point but now that it's just Amber pretending to be loving her empty life where she pretends she eats healthy and we're supposed to pretend to believe her...?
Nah. Not watching that.
 
Try as she may, Jade will never turn this fat cunt into an "influencer". Between the heavily moderated comments and bore factor, I would've never guessed anyone could tank her channel faster than AL herself, but here we are.

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Sodium was 640mg in that one madras tv dinner alone. One small pickle has 447 mg of sodium. That one packet of oatmeal has 260mg. Turkey bacon is deceptively high in sodium as well, but I can't really judge the content by just two slices. She's admittedly doing better if this isn't a lie and only a fraction of what she ate. But, that's still a LOT of sodium. Way too much. Cut out the frozen dinners entirely, the rest of the day would probably have been fine without that.
 
Something that annoys me so much about reaction channels is when they make a compilation of her 'improper grammar' and then it's just her accent or not being able to pronounce things.

Like sure she's stupid but like if you're going to try and check her, at least just say "Amberlynn being a dumbass compilation", grammar doesn't equal pronunciation, it's limited to conventions.

Then again, if you have a channel dedicated to Amber compilations you're probably not the brightest crayon in Becky's box,
 
Watching this infertile sow snack on pineapples and pickles like some kind quirky gorl makes me want to flip a fucking table.
 
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Well wasnt that bland. The new video is just an edited version of ambers usual content minus the drama. At least amber is getting what she wants and she doesnt look pleased about it at all.

Shes "losing weight".
Eating "the right way "with this magical diet where she doesnt feel triggered or hungry or unsafe or anything negative.
~~~turkey bacon~~~
She now has no issue with her sleepeen schedule.
Shes got the setup she always wanted (minus the lighteen though. Sorry).
Shes showing the haydurs she can cook and take care of herself.
Theres feeder content to bring the money back in.
I could go on...

Shes fixed most of her problems she always bitched about within what, less than 10 weeks. And shes fucking miserable and her fake attitude is starting to wear on her. Youtube is hard guise and wipey wont let her fail without serious consequences.
 
Insulin reid dijo:
Well wasnt that bland. The new video is just an edited version of ambers usual content minus the drama. At least amber is getting what she wants and she doesnt look pleased about it at all.

Shes "losing weight".
Eating "the right way "with this magical diet where she doesnt feel triggered or hungry or unsafe or anything negative.
~~~turkey bacon~~~
She now has no issue with her sleepeen schedule.
Shes got the setup she always wanted (minus the lighteen though. Sorry).
Shes showing the haydurs she can cook and take care of herself.
Theres feeder content to bring the money back in.
I could go on...

Shes fixed most of her problems she always bitched about within what, less than 10 weeks. And shes fucking miserable and her fake attitude is starting to wear on her. Youtube is hard guise and wipey wont let her fail without serious consequences.
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Aawww, our gorl is growing up! Now she is adulteen, loseen weight and workeen for her money!
If I was her I'd feel miserable aswell. As she is already doing this longer than what I expected I'll give her 2 months tops before an emergency shrimp ring mukbang. She never expected wifey to be soo bossy and I love it!
 
So Amber is now overcome her BED without any treatment? To be honest she seems to be fairing better than Becky - The crash is going to be stupendous
 
Borbie Dahl dijo:
I just realized what’s missing. Amber isn’t forcing a ghetto slash drag queen attitude anymore. Wtf?!? Where’d that go?..
yes I know I’m late, ambers really not worth looking everyday anymore
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She did a very weird and forced laugh in the new what I ate today video that is probably what you're talking about. Came across as very sassy.

 
She's carries most of the weight in her legs....a good 300lbs at least down there. We need to see LAAAYGS AMBER
I'll reiterate again, use Chantal as a benchmark if you must, there is NOWAY ALR the 600lb queen is only eating those small ass meals. Chinny would even slap those skimpy meals away if you offered it.
 
lostinwoods dijo:
She's carries most of the weight in her legs....a good 300lbs at least down there. We need to see LAAAYGS AMBER
I'll reiterate again, use Chantal as a benchmark if you must, there is NOWAY ALR the 600lb queen is only eating those small ass meals. Chinny would even slap those skimpy meals away if you offered it.
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There are only two possibilities.

She eats as she says: Then, she eats less than 2,000 calories a day and she should be losing at least 10-20 pounds a week, or

She does not eat as she says: Then she eats far more calories and either loses very slowly or not at all.

My opinion is that she does it only on the day of filming and eats much more on the other days. I do not believe that she stopped ordering these Frappicino and stop eating large quantities of sweets and Ben & Jerry ice cream.
 
Turd Fergusson dijo:
There are only two possibilities.

She eats as she says: Then, she eats less than 2,000 calories a day and she should be losing at least 10-20 pounds a week, or

She does not eat as she says: Then she eats far more calories and either loses very slowly or not at all.

My opinion is that she does it only on the day of filming and eats much more on the other days. I do not believe that she stopped ordering these Frappicino and stop eating large quantities of sweets and Ben & Jerry ice cream.
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Welcome to the cycle. Amber's been in Phase 2 longer than anticipated, but once Wipey leaves veteran farmers can guarantee that she cycle back to 4 once her domme ghosts.

Amber has always gone with the philosophy of "doing what works best for me." Not only is it filled with smug self assurance, it also catastrophically fails. The weight will never fall off her because she's not losing quickly enough. She still has to eat her garbage food, as she claims that restricting sends her into a binge. She's refused all kinds of help when she made a killing off YouTube, she's never gonna get it now.
 
Slappy McGherkin dijo:
I hear ya.
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Made a ALR-specific version.
 
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