🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

How's Amber supposed to fucking know? The poor girl can't visualize anything. See yourself into a garbage.

BUT SHE'S A HUMAN CALCULATOR!

She doesn't even have to visualize infinity. Just give me a number between four and that. She knows how many two AND three is! Just pick a fucking number, Amber, and tell me how many goddamn colors the bird is. It's the only one in the world, for chrissakes.

 

[brooky]

BUT SHE'S A HUMAN CALCULATOR!

She doesn't even have to visualize infinity. Just give me a number between four and that. She knows how many two AND three is! Just pick a fucking number, Amber, and tell me how many goddamn colors the bird is. It's the only one in the world, for chrissakes.

He has however many colours a rainbow has! Jesus, get off her teats. Everyone's a critic!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

He has however many colours a rainbow has!

Even the ones you can't see?

eta a follow up question: oh, never mind, She outwitted us. It's a rainboww and not a rainbow. Stand down.

 

[brooky]

Even the ones you can't see?

Umm I think a lesbian knows all the rainbow colours thanks

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Umm I think a lesbian knows all the rainbow colours thanks

But she's a cock curious lesbian now. Maybe even a... I can't remember what it's called. Muh affliction! SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS it's the color of dick.

 

[skinnybitch]

Its been a year since I followed her, what ever happened to the cancer scare? And do we know who broke up with who and why? Also where tf did Jade come from? Sorry but she got sooo boring and now I'm trying to catch up.

 

[Lame Entropy]

If Wipey is directing Hambone's channel she's fucking killing it and no, I don't mean in the good way.

 

[LonesomeDud]

If Wipey is directing the channel, she should start by reading the criticisms and forming it around that. Restricting Amberlynn's food and the resulting chaos would make easy content that would turn heads. How is she messing up so badly?

 

[ADHD]

It seems Amber had an open chat stream earlier.

Archive:

 

[Tiny Clanger]

BUT SHE'S A HUMAN CALCULATOR!

She doesn't even have to visualize infinity. Just give me a number between four and that. She knows how many two AND three is! Just pick a fucking number, Amber, and tell me how many goddamn colors the bird is. It's the only one in the world, for chrissakes.

Are you tw.oww haaaydurz insinuating that Fatastrophix here may not be the Next Grate Murican Awfowwwww? Such inspiration, lyrical flowwwwww, imaginative phrasing and the novel concept of five word sentences with no punctuation other than full stops?

Pain and metals sneezedrop I chewed the wrong turd. 'S fucking poetry, you heathens.



@skinnybitch They hoovered her insides out so she could pack more buns in the space and Jade was fashioned from the entrails and bought to life by speaking the magic words "arise, Saint Francis of Asswipi" over the bucket.

Summat like that, anyway.

 

[Billie Ross]

It seems Amber had an open chat stream earlier.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B09QXgWil1kArchive:
20211025 open chat.mp4

That was hours ago and no one even noticed... well done Jade.

 

[JackAteMyPussy]

She’s so boring that people are forgetting about her videos lol. I don’t see how she can compete with the likes of crazy Chantel. Chantel is like a soap opera with all her insane storylines going on and is way more interesting to watch and Amber is like watching paint dry…just blah.

 

[Witch Bitch]

I haven't checked up on Amber in a few months. I see she is still fat. Why did her income tank anyhow? She's always done well pumping out boring, unimpressive low-effort videos, constantly flaking out on producing content she has promised, and been so inconsistent that she disappears for weeks at a time. Her shit has never been good, so why is she only losing money now? Most of her watchers don't care if the video is low quality or she recycles an idea she's already used a dozen times, they endure her videos for the occasional hilarious gem or to scope things out for clues that may reveal something Amber is lying about.

Hard to believe Amber was once interesting enough to warrant a whole sub forum. She's gotta take a leaf out of Chantal's book, that bitch is always thinking up new, original ideas to stoke the dumpster fire.

I think its the decoupling of haters. No one talks about or reviews her like before and the best ones vanished / became cows themselves. It was a cycle that fed itself. Now.. its shriveled up and boring

 

[Turd Fergusson]

That was hours ago and no one even noticed... well done Jade.

Her problem is that nothing is scheduled so since she is so boring, people are no stopping to do whatever they are doing to watch her. Besides, very few people are going to sit watching her for 40 minutes or so when she is telling you absolutely nothing. She is trying to increase her views but without any interesting content, it is going to be difficult.

 

[dfranki723]

Her fucking comments are filled with ''Amber is in no way responsible for Becky, she broke her heart after all!''.

Thumb is a lazy grifter but are Fatty's viewers forgetting that Becky still drove her cunt ex to the hospital AFTER they broke up, agreed to share a bed (purely for Amber's sake) AFTER the breakup and spent four years babysitting her?

Let's not also forget she spent God knows how much money on Dusty after she dumped her arse. I just can't wrap my head around her flakey audience.

I mean, the fuck is this?

''I am so happy. You are finally looking after you instead of everyone else. All the people in your life have always taken advantage of you. Becky really seems to feel entitled. You gave her everything for four years and now she seems to complain you are expecting her to look after herself. As you say she broke up with you. You do not owe her anything. The way you have changed and the way. You are now is wonderful. Love this amberlynn so much. So open honest. Totally different person Good for you. I am so proud of you.''

Becky isn't owed shit for being a lazy bitch but ALR has showered every other ex with cash but NOW wants to knock it on the head. Bitter whale is bitter.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I can't believe you lot don't think that opening a blind is rivetting content. Will she turn the doer clockwise or anti? How bright will the light coming in be? Will the same clod of accumulated grot still be there?What if.....oh my god, the excitement....she only opens them part way?!!!?!

Personally, I just can't take this suspense. And I'll just explode with the thrill of it all if we get another timelapse of a thirty-year-old woman putting layygos together again. I don't have the constitution for high-octane content like this.

 

[Bookish]

Funny she can still play the wronged, 'but, she broke my heart!', angle even after saying they werent happy, she misses nothing of being in a relationship with her, they were not having sex, she's glad she's gone, she thought she deserved that (mediocre) love and now realizes she doesn't, AND that is scared her to think they'd still be together if Becky hadn't broken up with her.

The break up has also shown that some people were right about Becky's grifting ways. Even in Amber's almost absence, it continues.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Fucking stupid ambabies with the "It wasnt ur job to look after becky!!1 " shite when Giveeenlynn here talks about what a kind, generous, loving girlfriend she is but gets nothing in return.

It might not have been Amber's job to look after Becky, but it was liderully Becky's job to look after Amber.

 

[peach tea]

This live is just more proof that she absolutely fucking hates YouTube but she has to keep doing it because she’s too stupid/lazy/starved for attention to do anything else.

The fact that she went live around noon wasn’t an accident. She knows that most of her audience was well into the work/school day and her overseas audience probably isn’t a huge percentage of her views anyway. She gave up the potential for a ton of pick-me super chats so that she could make the stream super short and avoid answering any new questions.

I am just waiting for the day when she finally goes broke and has a breakdown but let’s be real, it’s probably not gonna happen any time soon. Her audience is obsessed whether they admit it or not.

 

[Guiseimtrolleeen]

What if Amber actually loses his YouTube career because her forum was removed? I think half if not most of all her traffic and views to her YouTube videos were coming primarily directly from the kiwi farms. This forum was her life line, the one keeping her afloat, the thing that helped to keep bringing back the people and new viewers and when new people joined this kiwifarms forum they would notice ambers board on here and then Amber getting more views from this. But with her sub forum on here removed what options does she even have left really? How can she get more viewers and prevent losing the ones she has without this sub forum. She took her forum for granted for so long and just assumed that it would remain here for life, I bet she was shocked as hell when she woke up in morning and came to read news posts about herself only to discover it was gone! She should have tried harder to keep Becky living with her to keep the forum on here. But she kept taking Becky for granted too just like the forum, she just kept assuming that Becky would never be capable of leaving. She thought Becky was too passive and helpless. If it weren’t for those two lesbians Becky moved in with maybe Becky would still be a prisoner of ambers to this very day. I still can’t get over how she quit optavia so fast without even actually trying it even tho she wasted so much time hyping it up and talking about it beforehand even wasting money on it then not even bothering to actually try it! Huge massive binge on first day of optavia. Her attempt was like a joke attempt not even a serious real attempt, I can’t really accept it as a real attempt. And then she got cancer and made cancer the more boring thing in the world when she could have at least gave more details about it or something. It made my mind go insane when I learned that she could not lay on the machine for the testing for her cancer because she was way too fat and she did not even Think about even attempting to lose to get that test and instead just kept eating and would not lose weight to get the rest for the cancer she don’t even know if she has cancer. Her losing her forum was probably the worst thing that has ever happened to her in her whole life and may end up being her downfall and she may even lose YouTube now because she lost this forum. She shouldn’t have allowed it to get to the point where she lost the forum. She wasn’t thinking ahead at all when she did that.

I didn’t even know who or what “The Farm” was when I found Galapagoslynn almost 4 years ago. Most people in the comments don’t fuck with the farms at all, or if they do it’s to get the dirt then they go and sperg in her comment section. The Farms has neither hurt Her nor helped her really. Her views were fairly consistent until Chintal showed up in all of her death fat glory, and rained down on liarlynn party. The problem here is that Hammy thinks too highly of herself to do what Chinny does. She can’t and won’t expose herself like that. ALR is a full blown narcissist who must control how she’s seen (or thinks she’s in control at least). I’m definitely curious how fatty is gonna roll away from all this but I don’t see her channel at this point in time not bringing in some decent income. Is it as much as she’s used to making? Obviously not but as the old saying goes It ain’t over until Hamberlynn Reia sings