🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's downed a whole bottle of Barefoot Pink Moscato and then went on an expedition downstairs for 3 Smirnoff Ices. Now, she's drunk dialing Destiny to try to get her to guest on YouNow. What a Valentine's Day.
 
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"If she doesn't like social media she shouldn't join hate groups."

Any idea who that was about?

Edit: NVM, someone on the chat said Dana joined an AL hate group.

Edit: "This is my fuckin Valentine's Day." :story:

Edit: "My shirt keeps riding up cuz I'm a fat fuckin bitch!"
 
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This is awesome. She is so salty about Destiny.
paraphrased :
"Have you every heard of someone moving on and being in love after a month breakup, even though you were together and in love and getting married? Cause I havent..."
said so every word blended together and slurred drunkenly.
 
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A girl who's literally almost half a ton knows damn well why she can't be skinny, it's because she's an incredibly lazy and emotionally unstable person.
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Not to be pedantic, but a ton is actually 2000 pounds. So while I absolutely agree that Amberlynn is certainly on her way up there, she's actually approaching a forth of a ton, not a half.
 
man I am so sorry I missed all of this... Happy fucking valentines day to me hahaha
 
Awwww yeah gurl, let's get this party started!
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Ain't no party like an AL party
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Oh dear... She's such a mess. This is why she shouldn't have quit her job. Well, one of many reasons, actually. People with day jobs have less time to drink themselves stupid and act the fool on You Now. And all the people who could walk in there and shut off the power at the fuse box, end this farce and help her save a little face are all at work.

How much did she drink before going on camera because AL's not a lightweight in any regard. I think the rest of us would be in the ER if we drank the amount AL would need to consume to get drunk.
 
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