🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FatalTater dijo:
Becky keeps using words and phrases that make me think someone is writing a script for her then winding the key in her back and sending her online.
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She’s clearly reading, and I wouldn’t be at all surprised if her fiancée is the Svengali to Beck’s Trilby, but it’s coherent, and honestly, I don’t have the time to waste twiddling my thumbs between Each. Of. Beck’s. Words.
 
The Ghost of Rarity dijo:
I wonder if we’re going to have a “medical emergency” soon to distract everyone from #poopgate. Or if she’s just spending hours going through her old phone to dig up some tea on the Becksters that she thinks will be equally as embarrassing
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She is absolutely 100% 0% going to take a break from youtube for her "mentals" after her stale pre-recorded slop dries up and then come back with a crocodile tear filled "bawleeeeeeeeen my eyes out" video talking about how she's going through ✨something✨ that she doesn't want to talk about. Same shit different day.
 
The Ghost of Rarity dijo:
what the fuck is it with lolcows and poop?
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I mean, not to get all Freudian about this, but pooping is one of the most basic human functions there is, it's one of the first things a person learns how to deal with, and a lolcow by definition almost always has a very basic level of mental (or social) functioning so no wonder it takes an outsize prominence in their daily lives.
 
Hayduraide dijo:
She said what caused her telling her mom was one day Mamalynn said the cousin was coming over and Amber started bawling her eyes out.
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I know, I know, Amber lies, so it's hardly fun even calling it out anymore BUT

She said that she told her mom and they didn't go to the police or report it because the cousin was living with them.

Her stories are just a conglomerate of other people's stories she's heard/read that's why it sometimes sounds like a genuine reaction or emotion but at the same time makes no sense.
 
a hapless toad dijo:
Reminder: Eric claimed he was molested/raped by his cousin back in the early Gaycare era.
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So that's the molestation story stolen from Eric, the BPD diagnosis stolen from Alexis, the former bipolar diagnosis stolen from Becky/Eric and/or various exes before, abuse stories stolen from Casey, and I can't recall off the top of my head but I remember there were other stories and diagnoses she ripped from other people and other yters.

My conclusion is that Amber is not a real person. She is an alien amorphous blob that absorbs the traits of those around her and the more people she absorbs the larger her mass gets.
 
Some people are like "Jade would never have put up with that."

I want to remind everyone that Amber and Jade had a DDLG age play relationship and Amber even called her Daddy.

In Jade's case, Amber not being able to wipe her own ass like a baby would have been a feature and not a bug.
 
powdered toast dijo:
My conclusion is that Amber is not a real person. She is an alien amorphous blob that absorbs the traits of those around her and the more people she absorbs the larger her mass gets.
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Just to nerd out on you 😂

The Adipose are a race of aliens made of human fat. Sounds familiar if you ask me

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These recent videos make it beyond obvious that she doesn't have BPD but she thinks BPD is really cute and quirky so she has been reading about it and is trying to convince everyone she totally has it. 🤪
 
God forgive me. But I kind of want to know the logistics of how it worked?

If amber laid a wash cloth on the corner of the sink wouldn't the rag just velcro to her ass as she went up and down. So you can't really "wipe" cause it's just following the motion of your ass.

Or like.... How did it hold in place? I just don't know how amber was able to get a wash cloth to grip the corner of the sink so she can do a wipe motion with the wash cloth because it was either following her motion by plastering itself to her ass, or falling to the floor, like you know what I mean?

How did she actually wipe with it. And not just basically sit on top of it. How could she make it wipe her if the corner had no way to grip the wash cloth. I don't understand how this works at all.

Am I the only one stupid enough not to understand? Everybody else seems to get it.
 
anon101x dijo:
God forgive me. But I kind of want to know the logistics of how it worked?

If amber laid a wash cloth on the corner of the sink wouldn't the rag just velcro to her ass as she went up and down. So you can't really "wipe" cause it's just following the motion of your ass.

Or like.... How did it hold in place? I just don't know how amber was able to get a wash cloth to grip the corner of the sink so she can do a wipe motion with the wash cloth because it was either following her motion by plastering itself to her ass, or falling to the floor, like you know what I mean?

How did she actually wipe with it. And not just basically sit on top of it. How could she make it wipe her if the corner had no way to grip the wash cloth. I don't understand how this works at all.

Am I the only one stupid enough not to understand? Everybody else seems to get it.
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Not only that, she would only be able to do one wiping movement, as for following ones the shit would still be there on the washcloth so she would actually get dirtier. Unless she used one washcloth per move?
 
anon101x dijo:
God forgive me. But I kind of want to know the logistics of how it worked?

If amber laid a wash cloth on the corner of the sink wouldn't the rag just velcro to her ass as she went up and down. So you can't really "wipe" cause it's just following the motion of your ass.

Or like.... How did it hold in place? I just don't know how amber was able to get a wash cloth to grip the corner of the sink so she can do a wipe motion with the wash cloth because it was either following her motion by plastering itself to her ass, or falling to the floor, like you know what I mean?

How did she actually wipe with it. And not just basically sit on top of it. How could she make it wipe her if the corner had no way to grip the wash cloth. I don't understand how this works at all.

Am I the only one stupid enough not to understand? Everybody else seems to get it.
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My understanding is the washcloths being taken lengthwise and put in her crack and the sink corner being used as the hand a normal human would but with the sink. Not a clean wipe but more a Chantal getting the bulk wipe.

Edit: I wish I could draw worth a damn to show what I'm talking about.
 
anon101x dijo:
God forgive me. But I kind of want to know the logistics of how it worked?

If amber laid a wash cloth on the corner of the sink wouldn't the rag just velcro to her ass as she went up and down. So you can't really "wipe" cause it's just following the motion of your ass.

Or like.... How did it hold in place? I just don't know how amber was able to get a wash cloth to grip the corner of the sink so she can do a wipe motion with the wash cloth because it was either following her motion by plastering itself to her ass, or falling to the floor, like you know what I mean?

How did she actually wipe with it. And not just basically sit on top of it. How could she make it wipe her if the corner had no way to grip the wash cloth. I don't understand how this works at all.

Am I the only one stupid enough not to understand? Everybody else seems to get it.
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I agree with the first point, you wouldn't pick up most of the shit like that.

I'm curious as to how tall this sink was to be able to wedge your ass cheeks against it since Amber's 5'3. Then there's the the size of her ass, you'd have to spread and push like crazy at that size for the cloth to reach your asshole. The ass cheeks on the side could hold the cloth in place enough for a swipe, along with a decent material that isn't too slippery- but it'd still be a limited motion, so it wouldn't fall that easily.

So it's barely even wiping, you'd just be spreading shit around still and there would be a lot left.
 
The only thing I can think of is she put the wash cloth on the corner of the sink. Spread her ass cheeks. Sat on the corner wedging it up her asshole. And then pulling it back out. So shes more like... Dabbing the shit out of her ass rather than a wipe.

God it's so gross. Because I don't know how else she would hold a cloth in place and then slide down it because the cloth would just slide with her.

It has to be more of a pushing it inside her butt and then pulling it out.
 
anon101x dijo:
The only thing I can think of is she put the wash cloth on the corner of the sink. Spread her ass cheeks. Sat on the corner wedging it up her asshole. And then pulling it back out. So shes more like... Dabbing the shit out of her ass rather than a wipe.

God it's so gross. Because I don't know how else she would hold a cloth in place and then slide down it because the cloth would just slide with her.

It has to be more of a pushing it inside her butt and then pulling it out.
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Could it be the reason she broke the washing machine/dryer? The idea horrifies me.
 
Neko GF dijo:

opening up about some of my bpd symptoms & amazon haul ✨ vlog​

(03/12/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c6bHwayXbWsPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=c6bHwayXbWs
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Thank you very much. Out of curiousity regarding recent events, I checked the comments under this video, which answered my previous question:
Not blocked yet, it seems ​
Looks like she she did not block those terms yet. Anyway, on to cover this objectively less interesting nontent.

March 4th. Straight into the Amazon haul. Purse that changes color in the light complete chain strap, mascara, eyeliner, metal bookmark, black makeup bag. Next sequence is her showing all her makeup in her bag. Afterwards, we're on the couch again and Amber complains about Oklahoma being very windy, before bringing that damn book out again.

Reiterates how she has 9/9 criteria of BPD, and proceeds to give examples as to why (oh joy):
  1. Fear of abandonment: When her long distance partner hangs up on her, she will frantically call back and send text messages cuz she's anxious and scared.​
  2. Pattern of unstable relationships: Points out that we have called this out before, though honestly I think one of the best examples would be her sucking off that one weightloss doctor before shitting on her​
  3. Unstable sense of self: Again says that we point stuff like that out, and names just absorbing others' personalities as the example​
  4. Impulsivity: Never realized her eating habits could fall under this category (I'd have used all the shitty torrid hauls and gift avalance from the Destiny era as an example but whatever)​
  5. Suicidal behavior: Will threaten suicide when having a full fledged meltdown, but reassures us she would never hurt herself (wait...so you mean you're just bein a cunt?!?!?! GORLIE THIS ISN'T THE ARGUMENT YOU THINK IT IS), also says she has suicidal ideation, but really I don't think she knows what that means, says that during super meltdowns she just doesn't want to be alive anymore :story:​
  6. Mood instability: Brings up her mood swings, as an example she- BAHAHAHAHAHA, fucking hell I could not make this shit up. The example she brings up when she sends a long elaborate loving text to a partner she is happy, but when they just respond with "Love U 2" she will spiral or meltdown and have an abandonment feeling :story:​
  7. Chronic feeling of emptiness: Sometimes feels so lonely that she feels like the last person on earth :story: (That's it? Oh shit EditingLynn chiming in.) Says that this chronic loneliness is heavy and sends her down major depressive episodes (blabs on about that but...flabby, that is not emptiness)​
  8. Difficulty controlling anger: "I have done some yelling" when she feels uncared for or not seen, which can also lead to hysterical crying, but assures you she has never been violent (so basically you're just having a temper tantrum like the oversized baby you are :story: )​
  9. Paranoid ideation or smth: Says she feels very detached from herself and from her memories, says this is why she can share the same story multiple times, and cry during one retelling and nervously laugh during another​
Fucking lmao fatty, this the best you could muster? Sounds more like you're just a fucking cunt who whines when she can't have her way 🤣 Anyway, moving on. Feels better sharing this part of her and thanks is for giving her a platform.

It's the 6th now. Her member's livestream was rully emotional and she's so anxious you guizeee. Says she will no longer put her member's only lives clips in her videos at viewer suggestion. It's supposed to be the first day of weight watchers weigh in, but she's been so detached you guize. Oh this must've been the live I did a recap of, no wonder she seemed so prissy.

March 7th. She's going to bingo with mom, her fiancé and friends. Says she's gonna get rid of some perfume and talks more about perfume. We get a few seconds of her at bingo before we're back home. She didn't win but her stepdad did (riveting). Says people who win a lot of bingo are the universe's chosen ones. LEGO update and PostEditingLynn's kissy outro.
THE END
Bruh this video, fatty was to pathetic to weigh in for WW and her examples of how she knew the BPD criteria applied to her just really reinforce that what she's saying is absolute horseshit.

You know what? Historic first. The BPD part of this video gets a Cryptid Recommendation. It starts at about 2:55 and lasts until 12:30 and features Amberlynn justifying how she knows she has all the BPD criteria. However, a lot, if not all of the examples she mentions could just be reduced to her being a whiny arrested development brat and narc cunt. Really, her failing to defend her holy BeePeeDee shield really is like a nice afterglow to NoNeck's unholy revelation.

Remains to be seen if she keeps her promise of taking a break, in either case, love y'all, and gotta hand it to NoNeck for actually dropping some interesting lore for once.
 
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