🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Heard a lil snippet of our dainty gorl's dulcet tones on Salty Crab's latest summary of her livestream and WOW the blaccent is back with a vengeance. New housenigger imminent?

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

Fupaw

Fupaw is definitely going to be my new word for describing these types of forearms.

 

[Horrorlyn County]

I feel like Amber and Tommy should have stayed together, knowing Tommy loves being a feeder and Amber doesn't give a fuck and wants to be taken care of. I think it would have been mutually beneficial if they had moved in.

 

[mero]

Can't quote you, @lol cow supreme, but I'm not saying that's her excuse or that's definitely what's up, just that I could believe it. I'd be interested in an ADHD arc, but only as far as getting medicated would go, because it'd be fun to see how she explains away gaining weight whilst on medical meth. Especially if she had another pop at Ozempic at the same time, a combo that would turn most people into Ashley Isaacs within a month.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Can't quote you, @lol cow supreme, but I'm not saying that's her excuse or that's definitely what's up, just that I could believe it. I'd be interested in an ADHD arc, but only as far as getting medicated would go, because it'd be fun to see how she explains away gaining weight whilst on medical meth. Especially if she had another pop at Ozempic at the same time, a combo that would turn most people into Ashley Isaacs within a month.

You can quote me. The ADHD wont let you.

Spoiler: How to quote a long post when "it wont let me quote you"

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[Autistic Asparagus]

Heard a lil snippet of our dainty gorl's dulcet tones on Salty Crab's latest summary of her livestream and WOW the blaccent is back with a vengeance. New housenigger imminent?

I actually think that Brandon dude may be next, in for a bisexual arc.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I almost think she is actively trying to sabotage her mother's sobriety.

Amber would love that to happen because

Amber is single mindedly selfish in a way that would make even the most maladapted autist blush.

Imagine the cryeen and the many, many videos she could get out of a MommaLynn relapse.

This sounds like every "my new therapist/diet coach/advisor/dietician is so amazing" speech ever. I'll give it like...3 weeks before it falls apart.

At which point the therapist becomes 'the girl'.

Fupaw

Outstanding.

 

[Pange]

Was over on Reddit and they had a funny thread asking for the best Amberlynn pictures here are a few if you don't wanna go see.

Thread

 

[Mekahineyho]

The choosy game is my fave drop of tea we have received since Destiny said she stomped and threw a code red. On the next members live she will say it was anxiety and that she used to do it in the girls group home to feel safe and start fake crying

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Feeling especially stupid today; walked home from work and tried to amuse myself by figuring out WHAT Amber days or do’ed that had led so many other women to stay with her, to do absolutely insane things.

She’s not personable, has no witty repartee or any special conversational skills. She’s wearingly demanding and frankly, isn’t wealthy enough to’force’ others to tolerate her bullshit. Her physical attributes would make a hyena barf.

I decided I was coming at it from the wrong direction; that she has a knack for preying on women even dumber than she is. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

Was over on Reddit and they had a funny thread asking for the best Amberlynn pictures here are a few if you don't wanna go see.

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The first one is sending me. She's built like a snowman

edit: typo
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[Chocola]

goys i think amber might be retarded?

 

[k0ndumba2]

ALR's habit of creasing her chest fat to create faux tits never fails to make me laugh.

Keep creasing that chest fat; you 600lbs head of the itty-bitty-tiddy committee.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

I decided I was coming at it from the wrong direction; that she has a knack for preying on women even dumber than she is. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

Ding ding ding

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Ding ding ding

bbuuut she was ABOOSEDDD... does that mean youre fucking stupid and easily manipulated too?

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Was over on Reddit and they had a funny thread asking for the best Amberlynn pictures here are a few if you don't wanna go see.

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This may be the greatest image of ALR ever posted to the internet for the following reasons:

1. She’s 2019 level of massive and JFC, it shows: arms, gunt, liver tit, massive head, giant legs? All in evidence.
2. It’s not filtered, so you can really see how much fucking fat she’s carrying on her chins and neck … (and we thought Becky looked like a thumb.)
3. She hasn’t started wearing super long pants yet, so you can really see her
4. ANKLEBALL!!!
5. And Twinkie is present to provide scale, i.e., “in 2019, Amber’s left ankle ball was approximately 1/3 of a Twinkie.“

 

[Crab Latte]

goys i think amber might be retarded?

Has mamalynn thought about putting her into a group home?

 

[powdered toast]

 

[Tea Sipper]

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Instantly this image of Chantal comes to mind. Birds of a feather and all that.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

There is that clip that beck was asked about where you can hear amber yelling in the background.. i think the yelling is a narc abuse tactic... (i dont know im dumB) but narc go around yelling all the time about nothing... making loud noises to keep everyone on edge CONSTANTLY.. its sad because YES beck is a victim but she dragged everyone else into abuse with her at one point or another..