🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Insulin reid]

Well Becky and the gang have ghosted her and Jade is in NY for the holidays so it is time for some good old fashioned passive-aggressive guilt tripping

So how are we gonna get the yearly ER visit if becky doesn't drive her?

 

[FickleFuck]

We're in the annual dipping out phase. She'll come back saying she had that shit eating disease that gives her diarrhea each time this year. Wipey needs to dip and not come back too. New Year, Same Shit, Different Butler.

 

[Witch Bitch]

Shell have to order an xl uber. Special request, someone with no sense of smell. Pref female lesbean!

 

[Constellationzero]

So how are we gonna get the yearly ER visit if becky doesn't drive her?

 

[King Fructose]

So how are we gonna get the yearly ER visit if becky doesn't drive her?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Shouldn’t it be about time for her yearly ER trip? I’m betting that’s what’s holding her up on uploading. That and not hitting her mystic 100 elbees lost goal.

Also didn’t she claim to want to read 100 books this year? How’s that working out for readerlynn?

Hasn't she already been to the ER 4 or 5 times this year?

 

[Clown Baby]

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I would love some footage of Amber scootin' in the street ala mobility Mary, on her way to the drive thru to fuck shit up. Too bad she's probably on her couch crying and shaking because nobody wants her around for major holidays. Get out there babygirl, film yourself reeing about paper straws from your power chair.

 

[Beavis]

Amazing watching gorl’s channel circle the drain in real time. At this rate she’ll be lucky to have 500k views a month by summer.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

So how are we gonna get the yearly ER visit if becky doesn't drive her?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

We already saw dozens of real time examples of Dunsity, the Fridge, Eric and Ricky, and other less frequently shown "accessories" expressing open discomfort, exhaustion, disgust, contempt, and sometimes hatred of AL and her constant blogeeeeeen.
Yeah, a lot of them had their phones, either texting or talking, or just carrying it in their hand, but no one had a phone shoved up everyone's fucking ass and colon on a constant, persistent basis like Fat Albert.
Couple that with: "Ohmygawdareyouexcited? I'm kinda nervous! Whatareyougetting? OhmygawdI'msoexcitedAreyouexcited?" Over and over and over.

I follow a couple of YTers and the commonality is that they pay people to be on their vlogs. Not everyone but if they do a vlog featuring a couple of people, they get paid to be on it. I think, in general, it is common courtesy if they are making money from these people. Amber would never do this, and this is why everyone did not want to be on her videos.

 

[Satanic Bimbo]

I follow a couple of YTers and the commonality is that they pay people to be on their vlogs. Not everyone but if they do a vlog featuring a couple of people, they get paid to be on it. I think, in general, it is common courtesy if they are making money from these people. Amber would never do this, and this is why everyone did not want to be on her videos.

never in a million years would she ever pay a penny. she pays them with food. and if youre an extra good gorl you get cheesecake factory. a kentucky delicacy moment

 

[dfranki723]

Then she'll hold it over your head for the next five years waiting for a chance to use it against you.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I follow a couple of YTers and the commonality is that they pay people to be on their vlogs. Not everyone but if they do a vlog featuring a couple of people, they get paid to be on it. I think, in general, it is common courtesy if they are making money from these people. Amber would never do this, and this is why everyone did not want to be on her videos.

Remember when she made a big deal about how she donates a portion of her check every month and then went on to say that she paid someone's rent that month. That is what she meant by donating. In reality she was just paying for Destiny and Dana's expenses so Destiny was guilted into spending time with her. Even the money couldn't keep Destiny around for long. We all know Amber doesn't do anything for others out of the kindness of her big fat heart unless it benefits her.

I really am enjoying watching Amber go from flexing all her hundreds back to welfare in real time though. Maybe we will get a food stamp grocery haul someday.

 

[marjoram]

Ya'll are just haydurs. FatAl is right now in talks with many publishers all fighting to be the ones who'll get to publish that fer sure top ten bestseller poetry book she's been writeen.

She's being wined and dined every night, some of the agents will even walk Twinkie and wipe her enormous ass for her.

She'll show you bastards when she's on her speaking tour. You'll see.

 

[FickleFuck]

I wonder if Wipey is still in NYC to have her last New Year ball drop and fuck more mobile fatties that smell just a little less rank than Hambutt. Then she'll reluctantly fly back to "commit" to the yeast factory until the next holiday that takes her away again. Easter, Mother's Day, whatever. With the completely unsubtle hints Holiday Ham drops, I'm pretty sure Wipey ultimatumed her ass to lose enough weight to travel. I still keep hoping one of these trips Wipey just won't come back and full on ghosts Hambutt.

 

[Sarah Connor]

I still keep hoping one of these trips Wipey just won't come back and full on ghosts Hambutt.

That’s what I fail to understand. Why the fuck does Jade Francis feel the need to keep Big Al as her side-side-side-side-side piece? She’s housebound, has no interest in losing weight, is addicted to food, and steals her personality from other YouTubers. She will never lose the weight. She will never be a success story. She’ll never travel the world or become a best selling author. After all these years of watching Amberlynn and seeing how she treats her partners and “friends” ON CAMERA, I don’t see any redeeming qualities in her. Even if she were to lose all the weight, that doesn’t account for her ugly personality. Also, Big Al is going broke at a scary fast pace.
Why would you downgrade from NYC to LEXINGTON?!?! I could see that being an option if you’re banned from all the gay bars in town, but still. For the life of me I cannot understand why Jade Francis is with Hamburlynn

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

I haven’t been keeping up with Amber. Not much has changed I see. Views are down, no friends, lonely, pathetic, and still fat.

 

[Lucille's Brands]

 

[Xenomorph]

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Nobody cares fatback lmao.
Bitch should be arrested for filter abuse.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

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'Currently editing a video for tomorrow'.... but.... but... I thought she was so popular with all her new friends and she leaves the house ALL the time, but just doesn't show us because we don't deserve to see it? I would have thought she would be out celebrating the new year or a friend or two would be over to celebrate... YEAH RIGHT lol. Even with that catfishing, filtered to shit photo, her face looks round as fuck. Which bit of her most resembles a basketball? Her calves or her head?