Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

A brahman calf

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

She far surpasses the weight of a Subaru EJ25 Engine (a mighty 298 pounds):

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

The combined biological mass of One and a half Tess Hollidays and the entire contents of a moderately successful restaurant's walk in freezer.

 

[Fleasburger]

My heart when I remember Rickie is married to Mumbles, and slaughters animals just to get away.

 

[SwollenGorl]

Our dainty queen actually exceeds the limit for freight shipments on Amtrak Express (which claims to ship "heavy freight") by over 50 pounds! Not only is she too heavy for cars, but now trains as well.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Amber weighs as much as 1,800 apples.

 

[MG 620]

459 Necky flesh beards.

 

[Guardsman42]

Hamber weighs more then Wotjek. Which was a Syrian Brown Bear.

 

[Whatthefuck]

We don't know because the bitch won't admit she's broken the 600 elbee barrier, dammit. This bitch has one more week to come clean or I lose my bet in the poll.

 

[Chantal’s skid marks]

King Henry the 8th of England x 1.5 = Big Al

Big Al is only 2/3 the weight of the star placed on top of the Rockefeller Center Xmas tree in NYC.

 

[Xenomorph]

AL is heaver than 2 of her from 2015

 

[Whatthefuck]

King Henry the 8th of England x 1.5 = Big Al

And he was 6'3". Let that sink in. I believe his last suit of armor had a 53" waist line.

ETA: It was only 51”. My bad.

 

[retiredracehorse]

AL weighs more than my pony (540lb at last vet check up)

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

She weighs more than a dry Harley Davidson Sportster 1200. With no fuel or oil, it comes in at a robust 562 lbs.

Fun fact - she's well over the weight limit of this beautiful bike. It's only designed to carry 400 lbs of human on it.

 

[Big Tiddy Goth GF]

Fun fact - she's well over the weight limit of this beautiful bike. It's only designed to carry 400 lbs of human on it.

I’d pay for a bike just to see Amber try to get on it.

 

[8008135]

Amber weighs TWICE what Homer Simpson did (300 elbees) when he attained hyperobesity status in order to be considered disabled.

 

[UQ 770]

The only thing heavier and uglier than Amberlyn Reed is her ego.

 

[Okami Green]

ALR is heavier than she wants to admit.

 

[Troonos]

ALR is heavier than the combined weight of the Slaton Sisters' foreheads, but just barely.

 

[Hecate14]

I don't know if this technically fits in here, but ALR's corpse is officially too heavy to be transported on an airplane. So if she's hoping to be buried neared Dusty, Necky will have to transport her carcass via car.