Amberlynn Is Heavier Than... - Good idea SweetDee

[LimePaladin]

Amberlynn is heavier than a Sable Antelope, which reach an average of 475lbs at adulthood.

 

[Lapis]

I did these calculations a while back based on her recent weight of 529 pounds (239.95 kg)

1. 3.1 American women
2. 2.7 American men
3. 63 gallons of water
4. 1 adult male tiger
5. 2 old refrigerators
6. 2.5 baby elephants
7. 1.3 dwarf sperm whales
8. 1.8 adult male bull sharks
9. 1.2 Wampas from Empire Strikes Back
10. 1.3 large motorcycles

 

[shecameforcwc]

Amberlynn is heavier than 3 1/2 couches.

 

[Twinkie]

Amberlynn Reid weighs more than 195 standard CPAP machines

 

[Tiamat]

She weighs more than an adult Caucasian Shepherd, which can reach the weight of 350 pounds. Usually though they weigh 200 which is almost as much as Becky.

 

[CindyChafe]

As of 9/10/18, Boogie2988 claims to weigh 360lbs. Amber is *at least* 172lbs more than Boogie2988, the OG YouTube fatass.

Amberlynn is heavier than 3 1/2 couches.

But she’s never broken a furniture. Scouts honor.

 

[a834604]

But she’s never broken a furniture. Scouts honor.

She just happened to be so obsessed with the cuuuuyte steel enforced chair and put it around the table with chairs that don't match at all. Her weight has nothing to do with the fact that she has slept on a mattress on the floor for years. And having to call to places ahead to make sure her ass won't destroy the furniture.

 

[Guardsman42]

She weighs more than an adult Caucasian Shepherd, which reaches the weight of 350 pounds.

... This is frightening, truly. I've seen those dogs in person, those are small horses.

 

[Tiamat]

... This is frightening, truly. I've seen those dogs in person, those are small horses.

I would say more like small bears. There are rumors that they were bred with bears to get so big. Of course though you can't actually breed a dog with a bear but eh people are dumb.

 

[Guardsman42]

I would say more like small bears. There are rumors that they were bred with bears to get so big

I know they can fight bears, thats for sure. <Can't actually breed ursine with canine you know >

 

[a834604]

... This is frightening, truly. I've seen those dogs in person, those are small horses.

Amber pretty much weighs as much as a small Welsh cob or a pony. Or 9 Falabellas.

 

[Twinkie]

Amberlynn Reid weighs more than 2 adult burros (a breed of donkey)

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

Amberlynn Reid weighs more than
* one cubic meter of freshly fallen snow (an average of 510 pounds)
* an adult male reindeer

And still the best in my opinion: more than an estimated Titanosaur heart

http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/raising-dinosaur-giant-500-pound-dinosaur-heart/13875/

 

[Tiamat]

I know they can fight bears, thats for sure. <Can't actually breed ursine with canine you know >

Yea I know, it's just a weird little rumor

She also weighs more than an adult black bear, which at average is 240 lbs.

 

[SpaceRanger]

Amber is heavier then the Pokemon Onix, which weighs 463 lbs.


Amber's heavier then Gyarados, which weighs 518.1 lbs.


Amber's heavier then Dragonite, which weighs 463lbs.


Amber's heavier then Lugia, which weighs 476.2 lbs


Amber's heavier then Lapras, which weighs 485 lbs, if she uses surf she gonna sink this boy.



And Finally, the moment we've all been waiting for, is Amber heavier then a Snorlax?!

Well, the answer is no. Snorlax is 1014.1 lbs, but two Ambers weigh 49.9 pounds more then a Snorlax.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Amberlynn is heavier than 1000 standard portions of chili.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Amberlynn Reid:

OR

Motörhead?

ANSWER:

Dang, too easy again. Finding stuff that Amberlynn weighs less than is not an easy task.

 

[JaneThough]

Amberlynn is heavier than 1000 standard portions of chili.

But only 18 AL portions of chili

 

[UW 411]

Amberlynn Reid:

OR

Motörhead?

ANSWER:

Dang, too easy again. Finding stuff that Amberlynn weighs less than is not an easy task.

Motörhead are metal as fuck, but they ain't no monster truck in the nightlife! They didn't stand a chance, tbf.

 

[Basketball Jones]

She’s heavier than LSU’s mascot Mike VII. And that is really hard to believe when you’ve seen that huge cat up close.