Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[Keyboard Warrior]

Don't know if this counts, but...

"That's just me being honest." ?‍

Only liars of the pathological variety feel the need to remind people of their truthfulness all the time.

She's so transparent. lol

 

[Arcadia]

Classic but "I cried at the drop of a pen" always gets me

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Classic but "I cried at the drop of a pen" always gets me

I dropped my €250 customised fountain pen and cried like a baby because one of the tines is now irrepairable. Perhaps our gorl is a fountain pen afficionado? When you have that many journals to fill certainly one would do it in style.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

I dropped my €250 customised fountain pen and cried like a baby because one of the tines is now irrepairable. Perhaps our gorl is a fountain pen afficionado? When you have that many journals to fill certainly one would do it in style.

Hey there's a thought. Maybe that's why her journals are all blank. She just hasn't replaced her poor broken pen yet.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"I sometimes can't help but scratch at myself"

 

[literally low-key]

on the daily

 

[Snusmumriken]

Don't know if anyone posted this yet but
"[about her doctor] I wasn't questioning...I wasn't questioning his- doctorate, you know."

 

[Soda Sink]

"If I can have one salt per night, and one sweet per night"

Regarding her WW junk.

 

[redbarchetta]

"If I can have one salt per night, and one sweet per night"

"I have a sweet tooth, I have a salt tooth" was also incredible.

 

[JambledUpWords]

"I have a sweet tooth, I have a salt tooth" was also incredible.

I like how she says it like it’s some big surprise as well. Absolutely nobody is surprised that a 600 elbee lardball has a sweet tooth, a salt tooth or a savory tooth. What surprises me is that she’s managed to get fat from such unappetizing food.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Hey Amber, what are those silly smiles that you send people through text messages?

"Emogeeeeeeeees"

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Do a little jig, make a little love

Might want to look up those lyrics Hamber

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Do a little jig, make a little love

Might want to look up those lyrics Hamber

 

[Becky's Cock n Balls]

"I walk until I can't stop anymore."

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

"I walk until I can't stop anymore."

Anyone else getting Forrest Gump vibes from this? Just a bloated whale walking forever because she can't stop anymore.

 

[8008135]

Anyone else getting Forrest Gump vibes from this? Just a bloated whale walking forever because she can't stop anymore.

Even momentum's a haydur.

 

[Harkonnendometriosis]

"Piping cold"

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

"My soul was empty...so I also had 2 ramens".

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

Or the gem from today's video: window seals.

graphic design is my passion

 

[yasscat]

"My soul was empty...so I also had 2 ramens".

what a mood