Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Amber, how much do you love Texas Roadhouse?

"Exspecially!"

 

[Malibougie]

“drug attic”

“Paralyzation”

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"What does this intell?"

 

[Long time lurker]

Becky is the "dominate [sic] one",

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

"Life is like something. I forget."

 

[Guest69]

Life is like a box of chocolates

 

[AbyssStarer]

Life is like a box of chocolates

This is a known saying, I've never liked it though. Boxes of chocolate have maps on the inside of the lid for the different chocolates in them, most assortments have the same kinds of stuff, and there's nutrition facts on the box regardless.

 

[Guest69]

This is a known saying, I've never liked it though. Boxes of chocolate have maps on the inside of the lid for the different chocolates in them, most assortments have the same kinds of stuff, and there's nutrition facts on the box regardless.

Isnt it Life is like a box of pralines?
A small difference, but a box of chocolates are usually all the same so it doesnt make sense.

 

[carolburnett]

A small difference, but a box of chocolates are usually all the same so it doesnt make sense.

Blame Forrest Gump.

 

[ON 190]

“drug attic”

Truly the best place to stash your heroin.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

This is a known saying, I've never liked it though. Boxes of chocolate have maps on the inside of the lid for the different chocolates in them, most assortments have the same kinds of stuff, and there's nutrition facts on the box regardless.

Yeah, but even with the maps unless you're a fatty or a confectioner yourself, you may not know what it is.

It is a tired meme, though.

 

[DaintyGorl]

Dunno if anyone's said it but, from "I Cut My Hair!!!"

Slay... with reindeers.

 

[Tammy]

"Log thing" (translation: a log)
"Inflatable boat-type thing" (an inflatable boat)

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

"This is obviously HIGHLY common sense"

 

[Dovahshit]

in her latest vlog "we're going swomming"

 

[Sparkletor]

Weight Loss = gain 10 lbs

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

"Are we staying until it's like black? Until it's dark time"

From Eric's Memorial Day vlog. She's a writer yall!

 

[JerkyPirate]

I can't get over how genuinely stupid she is - she really, really reminds me of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. A character who is specifically written to be dumb as shit.

Anyways, I switched some of their isms and added a favorite word of theirs, it just really fits.

Spoiler: Isms

 

[Tammy]

"I have to talk to the bank to get my limit highered"

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"From the get-up".

This one almost makes sense.