Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

  • 🔧 Site instability resolved. You can report double-posts and broken attachments. For bigger issues, use the Technical Grievances thread.
    🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votos: 115 10.6%
  • Fat

    Votos: 886 81.4%
  • Yes

    Votos: 52 4.8%
  • Has potential

    Votos: 35 3.2%

  • Total de votantes
    1,088
I wish I could remember the exact videos:

-in a vlog,she says she’s at the store with Rafe to pick up “a few random”
-in a Dollar Tree haul, she says “tencils” instead of “stencils”
-one time, she called Destiny a “HINKLE DINKLE”

here are some common phrases she uses:
“and such”
“rumors speculate” (I think she means that rumors circulate?)
she’s always misplacing the word “occurring or using it in a weird context

“hinkle dinkle” is my favorite, though.
 
From the video "THE TRUTH ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP"

Amberlynn is asked when she and Becky first realized when they loved each other.

"For me, it was an overall....a census."
 
"Water keeps you dehydrated."

Urgh I cannot remember the specific vlog she said it on. I think it was back in one of the Florida era vlogs. If someone remembers this video please link it. Been searching for it but can't find it.
 
My particular favorite is when she's showing us a tasteful and age appropriate bow with the American flag on it and can't understand why it's backwards in the mirror.

About 20 seconds in, but I recommend watching the whole thing.
 
Última edición:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rov_jjsQIUkMy particular favorite is when she's showing us a tasteful and age appropriate bow with the American flag on it and can't understand why it's backwards in the mirror.

About 20 seconds in, but I recommend watching the whole thing.
"For some reason on the mirror it looks backwards". You fucking idiot. How does she live from day to day being that stupid?
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rov_jjsQIUkMy particular favorite is when she's showing us a tasteful and age appropriate bow with the American flag on it and can't understand why it's backwards in the mirror.

About 20 seconds in, but I recommend watching the whole thing.
This one is a classic; trashy ass bedroom, dusty in the shower, Amber waddling amongst normal size people, the toddler bow era. Thank you for bringing it up.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rov_jjsQIUkMy particular favorite is when she's showing us a tasteful and age appropriate bow with the American flag on it and can't understand why it's backwards in the mirror.

About 20 seconds in, but I recommend watching the whole thing.
upload_2018-5-9_18-24-35.png

She looks like a retarded citizen of Whoville in that getup.
 
Atrás
Top Abajo