Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[GORL]

"Intel"
(Entail)

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Writing c'est la vie has made me kind of want to hear Amber lynn try to speak French. The only French this bitch knows is french fries.

or pronounce place names in Ireland, e.g. if she were to try and read out some mail from a fan in Knockloghrim, near Magherafelt

 

[Bolth Gorl]

 

[BeebTheMilch]

In Amber's latest video, "How things are right now" when she's talking about hanging up her "clean" clothes:

"Next on the angenda..."

 

[Rotogravure]

In Amber's latest video, "How things are right now" when she's talking about hanging up her "clean" clothes:

"Next on the angenda..."

Her clean(??) clothes that have been on the floor for god knows how long, that the cats have lain on. "If you have cats you know" No, Amber. I don't. I put my clothes away within a reasonable time frame. But, then again I also have shit that needs to be hung up like you know, work pants. I guess gorl don't really have that problem.

Imagine just having your only problem with clothing just have to get the majority of cat hair off of it and call it a day.

 

[Poogtail]

“Flamingees”
Flamingos from her latest video.

 

[classtrash]

How about some fun old school Amberism tweets? I found some monster trucks.

-"I want to be swept off my feet emotionally and mentally."
Luckily she she knows it's impossible for it to also be psychically.

-"I hate when people tell me I can't lose weight by eating cupcakes and candy. Actually I CAN, I just don't want to. I want to be healthy."
Do it. I dare you.

-"I wish food was free. Like wtf. I didn't choose to have to eat to survive, bitches. That life chose me."

-"I'm such a compassionate person. I care for others more than I care about myself."

-"It's the little things that matter. And the big things too. Everything matters."
Deep.

-"Weighed in. Starting completely fresh. Fresh like deli meat."
Ah yes, the old saying. Fresh like deli meat...

-"Why is everything acid reflux?"
I lost it at this one. No wonder she's batting ladies and dudes off of her. She's so deep and insightful.

 

[BubbaGumpShraaamp]

"I need to get an ID, like really baddy-ly, so I can do things, like aka, drink."

From "Spoiling myself" video.

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

"tornado warneens"

 

[Xenomorph]

"Or-Chidd"
Orchid

"Buff- fett"
Buffet

"Pee-onee"
Peony

"Figg-urrr"
Figure

"Yew Der uss"
Uterus

"Lew Sew-di-urm"
Low Sodium

"Whis-chish-sish-shish Shire"
Worcestershire

 

[Ambaby]

"Or-Chidd"
Orchid

"Buff- fett"
Buffet

"Pee-onee"
Peony

"Figg-urrr"
Figure

"Yew Der uss"
Uterus

"Lew Sew-di-urm"
Low Sodium

"Whis-chish-sish-shish Shire"
Worcestershire

I think "buff-fett, but I know it is boofayy" should be one long A-ism.

 

[Rebel Scum]

Is Edamommy on this thread yet? She says it 600 times in her new vlog.

 

[Xenomorph]

Hip Bor- Sit- Tight- TUS

Hip Bursitus...

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

"There are quite a few things that I have that needs to be ate. Buckle up."

 

[CindyChafe]

"There are quite a few things that I have that needs to be ate. Buckle up."

That's what Amber says for Grace at the Thanksgiving table.

Amen.

 

[BeebTheMilch]

In her recent video titled "explaining what happened" @ 11:15

"I'm pretty sure that it's Lexapro that highers your serotonin and then Wellbutrin is what highers your dope-luh-meen."

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

"actually highly smart"..........is she for-fucking-real?

 

[Wilford Brimley]

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"actually highly smart"..........is she for-fucking-real?

I cant with this newfound cuntyness. Shell blame the lexapro. And the cycle continues.

 

[nyankosensei]

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"actually highly smart"..........is she for-fucking-real?

highly smart? i don't think so as she is with Al

she has to be trolling her

 

[89elbees]

It's really concerning that someone born in a modern, first-world country, with access to all the education she could ever want via the internet, is this fucking stupid. Or, should I say, this highly smart.