Amazon Studios to develop series based on Fallout

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This show is so fucking bad and i hope the characters move so they can stop raping New Vegas
I hope they keep bringing up New Vegas memberberries constantly so that New Vegas shitters continue being humbled. This is all this show is anyways, a humiliation ritual that entertains the unwashed, uneducated masses that don't know anything about the franchise. Everyone involved who watches this deserves everything they get.
 
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Finished season 2 the other day . I’m not a major fallout fan so I’m going to give my surface level gripes. These apply to both seasons.

-The ghoul is arguably the best character simply because it’s Goggins, and I respect that he is irreversibly a giant asshole even when he has his good moments. His western ranger archetype is getting a little old however. Also he’s a fuckin mudshark with some ugly ass sheboon

-Lucy serves nothing more than eye candy. I find her extraordinarily annoying and boring. Strong Mary sue energy too. Her acting isn’t horrible but she’s written to be so marvel-esque it’s painful

-Maximus, besides being the obligatory nigger hire, has a horrible actor attached. I don’t know if it’s intentional as Maximus is shown to be a giant idiot but he’s just painful to watch act. He also consistently fucks up in minor ways that could’ve easily been prevented.

-Stephanie’s character is entirely pointless and only serves as a plot point for enclave crap. Also obligatory strong female representation. She’s the hottest chick in the show tho at least and she’s got a fat ass so I can live with it

-Lucy’s dad is okay. I think Lucy should’ve killed him immediately after learning what he did in S1 but whatever. He’s clearly a fucking maniac and should’ve been killed off by one of the characters

-Lucy’s brother is the most meek, Jewish looking faggot I have ever seen in my life. Not only does he have that iconic inbred Jew look who’s about as physically imposing as a radish, but his acting is fucking awful. Words can’t express how repulsive I find this character, for many reasons.

As for the minor characters-

-I physically recoil whenever that disgusting pooner in the brotherhood is shown on screen. It’s just so unnatural and extremely Ironic that it’s cast as a brotherhood soldier. Also the way it whines and complains to Maximus about “brotherhood bad! They mean to ghouls and mutants! They kill ppl” Is ironically the most woman shit ever. This is not the behavior of a soldier indoctrinated into a large unit.

-I remember there being a fucking dyke nigger with a dyke nigger wife and thought “why?” But thankfully they’re barely on screen so whatever.

-That little faggot from home alone somehow got into the role of legion’s Caesar assistant and then takes over at the end. Hilariously besides the fact that the way he carries himself and looks still reminds me of Caulkin, his acting has not at all improved from childhood.

-Chet is a gigantic pussy and should’ve acted much sooner. It’s not as bad as other shows but in the vaults at least it seems the women have the tough go-get-em attitudes and the men are sniveling cowards.

My other minor gripes-

Why are their fat fucks both in the wasteland and in the vaults? Everyone is either strictly rationing or on the verge of starving. Gotta get that diversity ig

The deathclaws felt kind of retarded. I’m not sure if they’re supposed to be very stupid ingame but the way they just continuously charge into Maximus in Vegas and get diced up is just underwhelming.

The super mutant reveal is fucking awful. I know a bit about FO4 mutants and idk if it’s this way in all games but they seem to be giant hulk-like brutes that hate humans and talk like the hulk too. In the show it felt like seeing and hearing green thanos. The reason he gives for helping cooper is cause “ghouls and mutants together”. In the games it seems like super mutants don’t give a fuck about ghouls tho so retcon for this???
 
>Nobody has posted for over 3 months
Look at all these "Fallout fans" not having anything to discuss the moment the trough doesn't have any slop anymore, lmfao. You would think with how much this shit was hyped up, there would be feverish discussions going over the plot points, character arcs or speculating on what the next season will be about, like with other media. Nope, memberberries hit the dopamine center and the show was immediately forgotten about, or those watching it are the most braindead normalfags imaginable who consoom any vile slop they come across mindlessly and then wait for more. Pathetic.


Part 2 Creetosis and friends spend multiple hours critiquing the Fallout TV show (the live stream is still ongoing, probably will last close to 7 hours total)
I'm fine with Creetosis, unlike some others here who have low IQ and ADHD and shit themselves in fear when they see how long his videos are, but when you bring on a whole lot of nobodies like Enclave Emily(tranny), then I tap out.
I watched some overviews going over what's wrong with the show lately, and I have to say I am glad I not only not watched this shit but also actively ignored it's existence until now. Even the short, few second clips that played were enough to make me lose any hope humanity still had and actively pray for a draft in the middle east so we can maybe clean up the gene pool a little bit, raise the average IQ some at least. having to actually waste my time watching this show, especially without anyone else or any alcohol to numb the pain, would genuinely be a painful experience, it just goes to show how rotten and useless the brains of normalfags are if they watch this crap for *fun*. Even in a vacuum this is the worst written, directed, performed piece of media I have ever seen with absolutely zero redeeming values, as an actual Fallout fan it is an insult on top of that. I think I am not facetious here when I say even the Halo TV show, hell Resident Evil Netflix series are better written and pay more respect to the source material. You are a drooling cretin if you think there is anything worth salvaging here and are excited for the next season, especially if you are one of those poor saps who have written entire paragraphs speculating on the story, lore and characters of this TV show. There is nothing to discuss here, this is the most predictable, badly written piece of cinema I have ever seen, if you are trying to make sense of anything here or, god forbid, you somehow DON'T see where any of the plot arcs are going, then you are a legit retard, I could get an AI to whip up something better and less predictable than this. Hell, I've written fanfiction better than this when I was 15. There is no "lore" to speak of either, nothing makes sense and every single scene exists only to "shock" the viewers or make them cringe with millenial dialogue. The show doesn't even follow it's own lore they themselves set up in season 1, like how NCR is supposed to be nuked and powerless and yet somehow, they are ready to have a third go at the Legion AND try to pacify the Vegas area at the same time with their pitiful numbers in the region(even tho Legion should have dissolved into petty raiding bands by now instead of unifying under some talentless, non-threatening manlet. Where the fuck is Lanius?).
I could write more, I got bones to pick with a few scenes in particular and the godless fanbase of this atrocity in particular, but the posters in this thread(or indeed, subhumans who watch this shit) are not worth engaging with so I would be wasting my time. I think sloptubers said what needed to be said months ago, anyways, eagerly looking forward to just how much more humiliating season 3 is going to be simply to see just how much lower the new breed of tourists masquerading themselves as "fans" will go defending this slop. Their humiliation ritual and seething is the real entertaining part about this TV show. Now that I know how bad season 2 really is, I can say without a doubt that anybody who watches this is every bit of an inferior species as I made them out to be, no need for speculation anymore.
 
I'm fine with Creetosis
"I make analysis videos and I'm a Vtuber who does gaming streams" uh.
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This is far gayer than anything Amazon has ever made.
 
"I make analysis videos and I'm a Vtuber who does gaming streams" uh.
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This is far gayer than anything Amazon has ever made.
Amazon show is definitely the worst thing I have ever seen, and that's in a vacuum, discounting the Fallout IP and it's butchery. At this point, I think genuine gay pornos must have better stories(and acting), gachimuchi exists for a reason afterall, so trying to bring up some sort of lame insult won't work here. A subhuman like you who has no taste in media or culture(ie a nigger) doesn't care about what he says tho, so you will just attack the character of the content creator in question. I'm just going to say you're a low IQ retard who got filtered by him and leave it at that, because it's probably true and you're not worthy of further discussion.

At one hand, im happy how dead and forgotten this show is (until the next season gets announced). On the other hand, im just disappointed how a show about Fallout could end up so badly. Not only that, but the outright hatred and disdain for the franchise and its fans.
Why would you be disappointed? Literally every gaming show that was made recently is like this, it just so happens that nu-Fallout fanbase is the most rabid, low IQ subhuman bands of degenerates in all of media, just trailing behind 343 subhumans in the Halo fandom and the nu-Star Wars fandom so it made it succeed more than, say, the Resident Evil show that couldn't even last a season. It is very telling that once the tourists lose their attention span, absolutely no real fans are giving this the time of day anymore, not that it matters since the product was consoomed and already made the money it needed to, now the cattle will get excited for the next product and forget that too when the time comes, in an endless cycle that will only be broken if/when Fallout 5 releases and it's so goddamn awful that even these brainless morons won't be able to defend it. Happened with Starfield already, will likely happen with TES6, it's inevitable.
 
I don't remember who in this thread said it was unironically cool when Blaximus strapped a roulette wheel to his arm like a captain america shield to fight the deathclaws but I think about that post a lot and I hope that poster finds God.
 
brainless morons won't be able to defend it
I haven't seen a single poster "defend" the show you actual autistic retard. Quit running around every thread pretending you're king nerd. You post like a 12 year old. Everything you say basically comes down to that one guy in high school that sees someone wearing a Slayer shirt so they have to say "Name every Slayer song you poser!". You didn't read the thread, you don't read what anyone says, you didn't even watch the show that the thread is about. You're contributing less than nothing. This is all you do, you go to a thread, and you tell people that they're wrong without even reading what they said.
 
I don't remember who in this thread said it was unironically cool when Blaximus strapped a roulette wheel to his arm like a captain america shield to fight the deathclaws but I think about that post a lot and I hope that poster finds God.
Not surprised at all, considering this show was made and consoomed by redditors first and foremost. Consider the post directly above this one, for example, average subhuman niggercattle who watched this shit and is now bleeding out of his asshole when someone criticizes it(poorly and impotently, since he's a redditor as it was already established).
Frankly, considering just how stupid some of the scenes in the show are, I genuinely think the showriters are autists too, not the good kind either. This is "My Immortal" level of writing except 100% unironic.
 
Most Fallout posters on this site are too low IQ to watch him since they don't understand his points or his videos are too long for them, at least if the Fallout thread in the gaming subforum is of any indication. Are there any other sloptubers who maybe release videos like this in youtube shorts format?
I give him props for even bothering to watch this piece of shit, I am so much happier just ignoring it and relentlessly mocking anybody who takes it seriously. Trying to seriously analyze something with zero substance must be tiring.
I'm fine with Creetosis, unlike some others here who have low IQ and ADHD and shit themselves in fear when they see how long his videos are, but when you bring on a whole lot of nobodies like Enclave Emily(tranny), then I tap out.
I'm not interested in watching Creetosis because he, as you admit, spends hours in voice calls with trannies doing serious analysis of something with zero substance. His 'points' are as worthless as the show.
 
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