Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

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If you are planning some kind of devastating reveal and dox drop when a few more pieces fall into place this is fine, otherwise don't hoard cocks and/or jerk us off with 'pm me for teh infos' it dosen't play well, especially to longtimers.

There's no doxing involved, I talked to one of Alan's friends from his/her school and they sent me information about him/her. I already blanked the person's name that gave me the information.

I only asked people to message me because I was told to keep everything to a minimum on this thread, if you want me to just post it all here then I will.
 
This is not exactly classified military intel, it's just lolworthy info about some irrelevant sped nobody will remember about in a month, and this is the contained, specific thread about it, so just dump it already.

It's not really that exciting anyway, it just confirms my suspicions that this Alan Christopher is possibly a long lost twin of Chris Chan considering he/she behaves the same way.
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Does that not sound a lot like someone else we know who's already a lolcow on here?
 
So the stuff about being a no testosterone male was a flat out lie, a sock account, or possibly but unlikely another Alan Christopher living in England. I knew that was a girl face.

I think it's Chris Chan white knighting himself, he's probably stolen some lesbian hipster's photos and is posing as them to get attention, it wouldn't surprise me to be honest, he's made endless sock puppet accounts on Twitter to harass celebrities who's to say he's not made up a fake fan?
 
I think it's Chris Chan white knighting himself, he's probably stolen some lesbian hipster's photos and is posing as them to get attention, it wouldn't surprise me to be honest, he's made endless sock puppet accounts on Twitter to harass celebrities who's to say he's not made up a fake fan?
But would he bother with a plain ass human re-tard and not some big tiddy anime pinksparklyrainbowheart CPU/ impossible Pokemon halfbreed god tier creature? That's the part that doesn't sit right with me for it to just be Chris.
 
But would he bother with a plain ass human re-tard and not some big tiddy anime pinksparklyrainbowheart CPU/ impossible Pokemon halfbreed god tier creature? That's the part that doesn't sit right with me for it to just be Chris.

Then it's a lolcow seeking attention making endless sock puppet accounts to try and get us to acknowledge them by pretending to be a fan of Chris Chan, what I don't get is why anyone would want to be a fan of Chris Chan? There's really nothing great about him.
 
Then it's a lolcow seeking attention making endless sock puppet accounts to try and get us to acknowledge them by pretending to be a fan of Chris Chan, what I don't get is why anyone would want to be a fan of Chris Chan? There's really nothing great about him.
See: Jacob Sockness. Their autism is beyond our mere mortal logic.
 
I think it's Chris Chan white knighting himself, he's probably stolen some lesbian hipster's photos and is posing as them to get attention, it wouldn't surprise me to be honest, he's made endless sock puppet accounts on Twitter to harass celebrities who's to say he's not made up a fake fan?
It'd be more obvious. Man, incognito-Chris is always hilarious... :stupid:
 
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