❄️ Snowflake Ally and Sally - FAS Potato Shark Weeb Twins

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bunnyfood

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Here are some cringey as fuck twins I'm sure you guys can get behind.

Ally and Sally are two delusional weeb twins with some clear developmental delays (speculated to be FAS). They're spoiled as fuck and their parents enable them on their deluded journey to become idols in Japan.
They have a love for "eroge", which are porn games, and want to "spread their love for eroge around the world".

Allys dream is "to become an eroge character". Wut.
Keep in mind, their parents made this site for them.
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They even have a tumblr dedicated to reviewing eroge. Well, it's a shame that their parents allow them to publicly humiliate themselves like this. The way they talk makes it sound like they play porn games together, which is creepy as fuck. There's just something really unsettling about these two.

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All of their fans are creepy old neckbeards that want to fuck them and the way their parents have no issue with that is just so weird.
A bunch of old Japanese NEETS even paid them a flight to Comiket where they bought tons of lolicon.

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Here's their sites,

http://moetwinstyle.com
https://www.facebook.com/moetwinstyle
http://www.youtube.com/user/moetwinstyle
https://twitter.com/moe_twinstyle
http://ameblo.jp/moetwinstyle
http://letseroge.moetwinstyle.com/about
 
I have no words for this, as I am torn between feeling creeped out, embarrassed and sad for their entire family. Why, just why?

Also, Ally does not have 'flat breasts' by any definition.
 
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So..Erm. That's not really a great OP there. Give us a bit more on the details: Who they are, why are they lolcows, etc etc
 
I would say I feel a bit bad, but stuff like this:
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("Stalk")
Is freaky. Though, they don't seem nearly that popular. Not with how many notes they get on each post on average. They aren't too bad. They just seem like weeboos with way too much money. (And time, if anything)
 
I get the feeling this thread will at some point devolve in the fundamentals of whether or not this subspecies of lolcows deserve their own thread based on their clear Japanophilia and self-hatred of their own massive white tiddies, so here's the "Weeaboo Song".
 
Wannabe idols are basically a whole class of netizens in Japan and elsewhere. I dunno if these girls are the worst of it, really... the main weird thing about them is their parents, being all cool with them careening straight into a career that usually ends in porn.
 
As others have said, wannabe (and failed) idols are a dime a dozen on the internets, what exactly makes them stand out as lolcows?
Also, why do you have your OP as hidden? It makes the thread kinda confusing.
 
Alberto Balsalm dijo:
Wannabe idols are basically a whole class of netizens in Japan and elsewhere. I dunno if these girls are the worst of it, really... the main weird thing about them is their parents, being all cool with them careening straight into a career that usually ends in porn.
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I'm going to speculate that they might not be fully aware with what "eroge" is. They probably just hear their weeb daughters going on about weeb shit and think "That's nice, dear."
 
I don't begrudge anyone a geeky hobby or two, but Wonder Twin Porn Power for the Whole Family is pretty freaking odd.
 
bunnyfood dijo:
Here are some cringey as fuck twins I'm sure you guys can get behind.

Ally and Sally are two delusional weeb twins with some clear developmental delays (speculated to be FAS). They're spoiled as fuck and their parents enable them on their deluded journey to become idols in Japan.
They have a love for "eroge", which are porn games, and want to "spread their love for eroge around the world".

Allys dream is "to become an eroge character". Wut.
Keep in mind, their parents made this site for them.
G4zsWGa.jpg


BOh3DqV.jpg


T4x6LuB.png


They even have a tumblr dedicated to reviewing eroge. Well, it's a shame that their parents allow them to publicly humiliate themselves like this. The way they talk makes it sound like they play porn games together, which is creepy as fuck. There's just something really unsettling about these two.

JPQENvD.jpg


All of their fans are creepy old neckbeards that want to fuck them and the way their parents have no issue with that is just so weird.
A bunch of old Japanese NEETS even paid them a flight to Comiket where they bought tons of lolicon.

zzZl56Z.jpg


Here's their sites,

http://moetwinstyle.com
https://www.facebook.com/moetwinstyle
http://www.youtube.com/user/moetwinstyle
https://twitter.com/moe_twinstyle
http://ameblo.jp/moetwinstyle
http://letseroge.moetwinstyle.com/about
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Is very ironic (or intentional) that their website looks like ripped straight from Nekopara assets including the fonts

Alberto Balsalm dijo:
the main weird thing about them is their parents, being all cool with them careening straight into a career that usually ends in porn.
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Not all of them, but yeah, some just quit because the job is hard (the infamous ironclad contract about how they cant have any kind of male contact except authorized personal) and the market is super saturated, others end in variety shows or keep their music career until they get married (once you pass certain age or get marry your utility to the industry is over) there are exceptions of course

Also reviewing eroges is almost as boring as reviewing visual novels because the lack of gameplay doesnt let you give a good opinion unless you know who is behind the game, normally people bitch against the writer or how the history is generic or bad all depends of what class of eroge is (there are ones that dont even care about plot and just jump straight to the snu snu)
 
Cubanodun dijo:
It returned with things like Idolmaster having a anime with full force, then Love live happened and the rest is weeboo history
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Ah right, I mean I remember back in 2010 when Beckii Cruel became an idol singer. She's still popular in Japan AFAIK but it's more for her youtube content and appearance if anything.
 
Now the standard question, do they have any lolcow behaviour? do they chimp out to the minimum criticism? because super weebos exist since millenia normally they grow up and get over it
 
I don't know much about weeb shit aside from having seen a couple anime, so I'm a bit confused as to why these chicks are lolcows. Are they into something particularly heinous?

So far I've gathered that they are into some sort of weeb porn thing, which isn't all that uncommon. They also play weeb dress up and go to cons, which again isn't all that uncommon. And they have an autistic weeb website... Again not all that uncommon.
 
The Giver dijo:
I don't know much about weeb shit aside from having seen a couple anime, so I'm a bit confused as to why these chicks are lolcows. Are they into something particularly heinous?

So far I've gathered that they are into some sort of weeb porn thing, which isn't all that uncommon. They also play weeb dress up and go to cons, which again isn't all that uncommon. And they have an autistic weeb website... Again not all that uncommon.
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Yeah, I'd say their parents were a lot more lolcowish for enabling/ pushing their daughters to get into eroge idol stuff, but like someone said, maybe they don't know just what that is. I hope.
 
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