All the Things I'm Not - Someone on AMB hurt Tom's feewings by telling him he can't own a gun, so he tries to disprove him and it goes as well as you'd expect

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Probably for the best. He can’t format a post correctly, he certainly couldn’t handle a gun.
 
Tommy can't even borrow a truck without fucking it up, good luck with firearms ownership.
 
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Tommy trying to buy a rifle :story:
Tommy's got a GUN!

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Also, I love how he goes on about how he's not a "hobo" when two flies land on his head.

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Also, with drool running down his chin, he claims to pass easily as a "butch -type woman".

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Butch women say "fuck no", Tom.
 
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Tommy's got a gun
Tommy's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin straight at the internet
 
I for one am in full support of Tommy acquiring a gun. that might just be because I live nowhere near them
Shine on Tommy, shine on.
 
The same Thomas that has recorded uncountable hours of phoning the FBI and police harassing them with his insane nonsense (while smoking marijuana simultaneously), to the point of being committed (on facebook live) ... imagines he will receive a pass to purchase a firearm.

I'd LOVE to see him livestream filling out a 4473 and getting the results for a pistol purchase! (not just phone into a walmart and claim this as an act of gonzo journalism)

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg If you filled out a 4473, what would your answers be to question 11e, and 11f?

I notice the 2020 edit of the 4473 has a non-binary gender option. How very inclusive of those feds.
 
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Thomas with a gun. That might just be the easiest way to get him to stop shiting all over his forum.

Now that I think of it, Thomas is REALLY emulating another old cow here. Let's look at it:

1) He pretends to be trans but
2) Puts absolutely no effort into looking anything like a woman
3) Complete lack of hygiene
4) Obsessed with Kiwi Farms
5) Sexual deviant
6) Wants a gun, but we all know he'll never be able to get one
7) Claims to be a well known and highly respected member of far left groups, despite the fact that he's universally hated

The evidence is there: Tommy is just Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici just another 20-something years older. I hope those two have a crossover soon; it would be really entertaining.
 
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