All rape has just been legalized, who's raping who?

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Claim your stakes now. @Bargain Bin Laden is mine.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

If you aren’t good looking enough, that just means you perform the rape.

thank god im ugly then.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

The real question is if your good looking enough that you need to start worrying about being raped

Silly Postal, no. No. Half the fun of rape is the surprise. You might THINK you're frumpy and fat and not rapeable, but that feeling of validation you get when I drag you into an alley and force my will upon you is what Legal Rape is all about.

 

[Boggy B]

Jimmy Wales, he's been begging for years.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I just now realized how much Wurmple's face looks like a butt.