💤 Inactive Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman - Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

[Patrick Buttman]

She finally realized that having all the stupid shit she was doing on Twitter directly tied to her real name was a bad thing.

Ali was several months too late in realizing that. If she had been smart enough to keep her lewd pics and cunty behaviour on a second non-Nintendo PR account, she might still be working at NOA today.

It may not completely revolve around us, but nearly 500 pages of insight into this cow's head shows that a modest amount of what's left of her life does revolve around the farms. No doubt she monitors this thread daily. In her fucked head we're the sole reason her life went to shit; not the fact that she willingly did things bad enough that could (and did) get her fired if some autists with spare time on their hands did some digging.

The usual MO for lolcows is to do stupid shit, royally fuck up their life, and then blame other people for it. No one made her act like a cunt to NOA's customers. No one made her pose in naughty pics with Nintendo products. No one made her write a paper defending child porn and post it on her LinkedIn account. No one made her go out and fuck strangers for money and cheap thrills. That was all on Ali.

 

[AnOminous]

:autism:

Best guess is that changing her Twitter handle to "moocow" is her idea of being ironic. You know, like how Jake came back to his thread for a second to show us how totally not bothered he is by us speds.

Jake is a lot more convincing that he's only as pissed as any normal person would be to have a thread here.

 

[Ruin]

Allison's biggest mistake was assuming the manic quirky girl shit that was encouraged in academia would be tolerated in the working world.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

My guess is that after Jake left, she couldn't afford the payments on her Nissan Leaf anymore and either sold it or surrendered it to the bank. I'm guessing the latter since her solution to "I can't afford rent anymore" was to move and pay rent on two apartments simultaneously. She actively sabotages her life at every possible turn; it's what makes her so entertaining.

She had a Leaf? What a fucking trust fund hippie. $40,000 for a piddly hatchback powered by laptop batteries and smug egotism.

She should pick up a cheap motorcycle. Better on fuel, dirt cheap to run and to own. Cheap insurance. Cheap to fix when she inevitably lays it down. Would take in even more thirsty blokes (who doesn't like a babe on a bike?). It's a win win win win scenario.

 

[Kosher Dill]

She should pick up a cheap motorcycle.

I know someone who has one they're not using.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

I know someone who has one they're not using.

When they say 'Ducati Monster', I don't think that's what they had in mind.

(Edit: The bike s/he is on is a Ducati Monster)

 

[anephric]

There's a saying that goes something like "Abs on a skinny guy are like big tits on a fat chick." Of course you're gonna have very visible abs, because you've got no other muscle/fat to speak of on your barely 165lb frame.

Andrew Garfield called about that photo, he wants his everything back

 

[Cybermorph]

I know someone who has one they're not using.

No human being who has ever actually ridden a motorcycle has EVER posed on one like that. John isn't even trying, holy shit.

That's also a completely different bike than the one they claimed to own.

Ali motorcycle saga when

 

[AnOminous]

No human being who has ever actually ridden a motorcycle has EVER posed on one like that. John isn't even trying, holy shit.

He's obviously outright trying to fuck the thing.

 

[Fapcop]

She should pick up a cheap motorcycle. Better on fuel, dirt cheap to run and to own. Cheap insurance. Cheap to fix when she inevitably lays it down.

You seem to forget that, unlike the Leaf, a motorcycle wont make hipsterscum stroke your cock every time you bring it up...

In other words: Alli don't care about no motorcycle.

 

[vertexwindi]

Jake is a lot more convincing that he's only as pissed as any normal person would be to have a thread here.

Jake needs to have a better sense of humour about himself and not that pretend shit everyone can see through. If I had a thread here I'd laugh my balls off.

Though I probably don't count as normal

 

[anephric]

No human being who has ever actually ridden a motorcycle has EVER posed on one like that. John isn't even trying, holy shit.

Looks like he sat on it too quick and pinched his ballsack and he's trying to slowly lift out of it

 

[BlueSpark]

My guess is that after Jake left, she couldn't afford the payments on her Nissan Leaf

Jake was working as a server at a coffee shop, I doubt he was paying for her car given that he was likely only earning minimum wage.

Although, he was also a gay prostitute. But who knows if he ever made real money doing that or whether he was just claiming to be pimping out his asshole for cuck credibility.

 

[PT 404]

That was my first thought but I didn't want to assume her life revolved around us.

I am pretty sure KF is a depressingly large part of her life at best. Too bad she just can't ignore it and move on.

 

[Cybermorph]

Jake was working as a server at a coffee shop, I doubt he was paying for her car given that he was likely only earning minimum wage.

Although, he was also a gay prostitute, but who knows if he ever made real money doing that or whether he was just claiming to be pimping out his asshole for cuck credibility.

With a combined income and $0 down 84 month financing a reality these days, you'd be surprised what people can "afford." My neighborhood has quite a disproportionate number of similarly priced new cars sitting in driveways of run-down houses.

However, it's been established that Ali still has the Leaf.

 

[Maradontia]

I am pretty sure KF is a depressingly large part of her life at best. Too bad she just can't ignore it and move on.

Alison, I know you're reading this. I implore you to do as REO Speedwagon says, to live every moment and love every day, cause before you know it your precious time slips away.

 

[Hellfire]

Alison, I know you're reading this. I implore you to do as REO Speedwagon says, to live every moment and love every day, cause before you know it your precious time slips away.

 

[Keystone]

Those sausage fingers are coming along nicely.

 

[tepid]

Really?
Online and for free, you can find young, sexy, and beautiful men, women, and everything in between performing the most depraved and fucked-up acts known to mankind.
And this is the milkshake that will bring all the boys to the yard?
Well, the milk has turned sour and it's time to permanently put her out to pasture.

That awkward moment when the Bailey Jay avatar of a Kiwi Farms poster is more fappable than the actual porn the lolcow is trying to sell next to it.

 

[Ruin]

That awkward moment when the Bailey Jay avatar of a Kiwi Farms poster is more fappable than the actual porn the lolcow is trying to sell next to it.

I can only assume the betas outbidding each other for Allison's used panties are some sort of weird monks who have never seen another women.