Alien Beasts (1991)

[Andre The Roboto]

Alien Beasts is a shot on video surrealist sci-fi horror film directed by some guy named Carl J. Sukenick. The movie follows Carl, who is the commander of a branch of the CIA, who battle terrorist with martial arts, while his dad keeps watch of the facility, some dude name Neal comes in, but he is a traitor, and he was mutated by radiation. He sends Sara Shell to meet her husband, Agent Mark Shell, and daughter Sheila, but the three are brutally maimed and murdered by enemy agents. One cuts off Sara’s hand for no apparent reason. A radiation blast from Neal the Traitor, who is wandering around an aqueduct killing passersby, mutates Joe as well. Carl says they knew nothing of the “hideous extra-dimensional being” breaking into this dimension, but he sends Evon, Rhonda, and Hackney to fight the mutations and the agent, who giggles constantly, before learning that there is another traitor and an alien, so he decides he must kill all his friends and find and kill the “hideous extra-dimensional being.” The movie gained some sort of cult following due to how fucking weird it is, and the only reason I'm sharing this movie to you guys is that not enough people know about this movie. This movie currently has about 97 ratings on IMDB and it deserves more.

Tell me what you think of the movie in the comments below

Spoiler: Alien Beast

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Will it get its Wheel of the Worst slot?

 

[Telomayonnaise]

Pure kino

 

[Eryngium]

Aww, I saw the title still half asleep and though it said “Alien Breasts” got my hope up thinking it was a 90’s lowkey smut film with blondes painted blue and green and called aliens

 

[Lipitor]

lol is this movie 90% characters staring blankly at the screen while a stuttering narrator describes the plot... the other 10% is terrible SFX.. It's pretty funny.

 

[UnKillFill]

Dammit, I read 'alien breasts' and was disappointed.

 

[8777BB5]

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