Enterbots alexsavov2

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I'm not "butthurt", that post was just legitimately dumb. If some anti Enterbot made a post saying Enter thinks Equestria and its inhabitants are real, you'd rate it dumb, too.
Please stop derailing the thread. We're talking about this wack ass buster.

So, for those who watched his Frozen Horrid Animation, how does it rank alongside his other videos? I have yet to watch it.
No. That doesn't sound fresh in the least.
 
It's 28 minutes long. I don't think I could stand to watch it. If anyone else wants to give it a try, then prepare your butts for faggotry.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_orq2pCWx9c
I actually had to skip ahead to a certain part of the review (20:55) because I wanted to see his reaction to the fact that Hans is the villain, because I know a lot of Frozen haters that don't seem to get the significance of this.

Ummm... dude... that shit was foreshadowed. Literally everyone in Frozen, everyone in fucking Frozen told Anna that her sudden, day one love and marriage was literally one of the dumbest things they had ever heard.

Oh, also skipped ahead to see his reaction to Elsa thawing out Anna. He... also doesn't quite understand why that's "true love." Well, uhhh... you see, dude, just because I "love" someone doesn't mean I want to fuck them. I love my parents very much and, let me assure you, I have never thought about sticking my dick in them.
 
Ummm... dude... that shit was foreshadowed. Literally everyone in Frozen, everyone in fucking Frozen told Anna that her sudden, day one love and marriage was literally one of the dumbest things they had ever heard.

There's a part earlier in the review where he's confused about Kristof and Anna being put together because they appear to be "just friends." That's just how love works. You have to start from somewhere and most long lasting romantic relationships started out as friendships.
 
There's enough autism in this review to feed a Third World country.

I don't even know how to attack this. He has that nasty habit of Enter's where he plays clips without audio because he can't bear to stop talking for two minutes, and I haven't seen the film. So operating on what I do have, he seems to have trouble understanding all but the most literal points. He doesn't understand comic relief despite correctly identifying Olaf as the comic relief character. As mentioned above, he can't seem to empathize with any of the characters, which is obviously crucial in a dramatic movie. He whines about the songs despite this apparently being a musical.

He's just a tough man to get. His inability to analyze the story or understand anything above face value disqualifies him from reviewing movies.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put tissues in my ears. They're bleeding.
 
There's a part earlier in the review where he's confused about Kristof and Anna being put together because they appear to be "just friends." That's just how love works. You have to start from somewhere and most long lasting romantic relationships started out as friendships.
So he doesn't get how relationships work in real life. This.... isn't surprising.

I actually had to skip ahead to a certain part of the review (20:55) because I wanted to see his reaction to the fact that Hans is the villain, because I know a lot of Frozen haters that don't seem to get the significance of this.

Ummm... dude... that shit was foreshadowed. Literally everyone in Frozen, everyone in fucking Frozen told Anna that her sudden, day one love and marriage was literally one of the dumbest things they had ever heard.

Oh, also skipped ahead to see his reaction to Elsa thawing out Anna. He... also doesn't quite understand why that's "true love." Well, uhhh... you see, dude, just because I "love" someone doesn't mean I want to fuck them. I love my parents very much and, let me assure you, I have never thought about sticking my dick in them.
So the two parts that are actually pretty genius for a Disney animated film and he doesn't get it. Again not surprised that he doesn't get it. That's pretty idiotic.

And people question why I can imagine him thinking Pokemon are real.
 
I can't find his reviews, so I'm assuming he deleted them
Edit: yep. He deleted them. But the question is why?
With only his youtube shits remaining, what shall we do now?
 
Writing reviews makes Alex's brain feel funny so he's going to shit out YTPs instead. He has somehow surpassed my lowest expectations.
 

A dude named meta527ii made a pretty competent commentary on Alex's review.
Guy left the link on Alexsavov's channel, asking for Alex's feedback, oddly enough.

The video's called "Somebody Needs to Let it Go".
 
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